Top Ideas

1

If I were to ask people of my generation to stand up against tyranny, nobody would unite. But if I insult weed, the masses would arm and march. I want better.

2

A fully integrated neural interface would be cool. We could do away with these silly mice and keyboards, unreliable sense organs like eyes and ears, and just interact with one another telepathically whilst our bodies float in a special sensory-deprivating lukewarm olive oil solution. But we'd have to figure out some way to stop people from peeing in the olive oil, because you know some of them would!

3

The average person swallows a bunch of spiders in their sleep every year. The whole myth is actually true, but the average is boosted up by this one guy who swallows like 60 spiders a night.

4

What's the worst/best food to eat while lounging naked?

5

A device that can scan an upset person and tell you the best way to make him or her feel better

6

A handsome devil with a gentle tongue to lovingly caress peanut butter from my dick and balls after he catches me cheekily dipping them in the jar on a sleepy sunday afternoon.

7

Replace handshakes with mutual simultaneous smelling of each other's fingers.

8

It's scientifically proven that sucking dick whitens teeth so all women should suck more dick

9

Kill all emotion so people cannot shit inside your heart.

10

Pills for a good time? Oh wait, dingaz!

1

All you damn kids stop injecting your marijuanna and snorting your alcohol and go do something with your life. Like actually build these innovative new Roombas you dream up.

2

Culling people who believe in the illuminati or other governmental bullshit like them hiding the cure for cancer from us cuz it isnt marketable

Lol

3

Wearing a disguise 50 percent of the time, claim you work shift work. Rent two apartments Make new and same friends with and without disguise. Photo shop pictures of the normal you and disguised you together. Tell your friends you killed the disguised guy a few days after because you thought they liked him more after they mention they know him too.

4

A virtual black fist that chokes the piss out of edgy kids who try to get a rise out of folks by saying the word nigger on social media.

5

Leaving a fat ass tip for your server, when you're "That guy" and you come in 10 minutes before the restaurant closes.

6

Idea: Little-Kiddie-Baby-Whiners should stop posting about not posting about something that shouldn't be posted about. Come up with ideas not complaints.

i.e. A camera so small it could be surgically placed inside the human pupil. A tiny button would capture the pictures, and probably be located exactly .03 in N/NW of anus.

7

Being able to adjust the snooze time on iPhone alarms

8

Dig a giant hole under a continent and then jump on it and sink it into the ocean

9

a liquid to power cars because petrol is expensive

10

Bacon is effectively the weed of meat, those who eat can't stop talking about it.

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1 Life is what you make of it!

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1 Trusting too much kills you.

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3 Be someone else sunshine, Be the reason of someone else smile.

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