Walmart Master Marketing Technique Using Jade Helm
Should I Laugh Or Cry?
To the Walmart executives who came up with this extremely brilliant marketing plan....I applaud you!
I am jealous.
Yes Walmart has designed the perfect marketing scheme, and they actually closed stores to do it. I believe that the figure is 5 stores closed in the Southwest. These all happened just before Operation Jade Helm being carried out by the Department of Defense.
Not only has Walmart cut down on paychecks they have to give out, they have received FREE advertisement and that advertisement has went viral. I am sure Walmart brass is thanking the military for that.
Website Owner Goals
It is the primary goal of people like myself who write, those who own websites and make videos, to have our material go viral.
Yes we want millions visiting, reading and watching.
Walmart foresaw that and used it. When Operation Jade Helm was announced, which surely Walmart knew before the rest of us, conspiracy theorists knew this was an answer to viral messages.
Read the internet. Website after website that has information about Jade Helm and the covert way President Obama will use it to enact martial law is being read by millions of people.
What Is Jade Helm?
In the defense and protection of the United States, our military has always used testing and operations to train soldiers.
This is all Jade Helm is.
Obama is a Democrat. The majority of our top military leaders lean toward the Republican side.
Anyone who actually believes that this is an operation to control the population is being very foolish, but many do actually believe it.
First, if by chance he was to pull off this, mass armies of citizens will sweep in from Northern States and will defeat the 1,200 United States Special Forces Troops participating in this operation. Yes, only 1200.
This is just a measure of training....NOTHING ELSE!
You do not need to go out and buy 8,000,000 rounds of ammo. You don't need to go buy 3,000,000 gallons of water. You don't need to buy 1,000,000 pounds of food rations.
But Walmart wants you to. Because they know you will buy it from their stores that are open.
The Walmart Marketing Experts
Knowing that Jade Helm was going to occur from July until September, the Walmart advertising pros had a brilliant idea. They would use this as free viral advertisement!
"We will close a few stores in those States, and we will be a part of the conspiracy!"
It worked. Now all you see everywhere is Walmart and tanks. They are in the minds of millions of people who think that Walmart is working with Obama to control the world.
Does Pinky work for Walmart?
Next Christmas, we will have forgotten completely about Jade Helm and Walmart.
Well no, we won't forget about Walmart, because everyone will flock there to get Christmas presents.
I would bet that Walmart sales are above average right now because of the Jade Helm marketing scheme.
Have you bit? Do you actually believe President Obama has the power to drive our country into martial law? Will Obama control the world?
Wow, it is very difficult to type while laughing so hard. I am just thinking of the nice Christmas presents the owners of all those conspiracy websites will be buying their family members. After all, it is all of you who are frequenting their websites are making them a lot of money.
Why not help a good website go viral instead of all these ones that are freaking you out?
Visit this website below that I have been writing for, or even my website and send them viral. At least you will receive some educational material.
© 2015 Greg Boudonck
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