Zen and the Art of Waiting Tables
On the surface, waiting tables is a simple job. Dig a bit deeper, and you'll find a job that is much more complex and involved. One that requires discipline, preparation, respect, a sharp mind and genuine personality. Improvement of these aspects of waiting tables will begin to transform the work you do, into an art form. Perfection of these aspects makes you, the waiter or waitress, a zen master in the art of waiting tables.
With anything in life, including waiting tables, there is always room for improvement. From working at grungy saloons to luxury beach resorts, I have learned a lot. In my too-many-years waiting tables, I've picked up some helpful tips and tricks. Buddha said "there is only one time when it is essential to awaken. That time is now." So, my young grasshopper, accept the following advice with the grace and sincerity it deserves, and begin your journey on the path to great service now.
Tips and tricks on waiting tables
Know and practice the 7 P’s.
The 7 P’s can be applied to all aspects of life, including waiting tables. Your grandfather might know the 7 P’s from his days in the military: Prior Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance. Prior planning makes giving good service much easier.
For one, know the menu. This includes things like ingredients, wine pairings, rules about substitutions, daily specials and the like. Bring any condiments or extra plates to the table before the food arrives and before they have to ask. By anticipating the customers needs and planning ahead, your level of service will go from good to great.
Books on waiting tables
Two words: turn and burn.
The phrase is used in many industries, including the service industry. To turn a table refers to when a customer or group of customers leave, and the table is reset for the next group of customers. The faster you can seat the guest, take the order, deliver the food, drop the check, and clear the table, the faster you will fill that table with new customers. As you work, repeat this mantra to yourself – turn and burn, baby. Turn and burn.
Be genuine. Be nice.
If you deliver good-tasting food on time and keep drinks full, you will receive a tip. What you really want, is a good tip. Learn to read your customers. Be genuine and nice to the guest. If they are a fun and loud group, or an inquisitive couple, then take a few minutes to talk with them. If they are quiet and reserved, give them good service, but don't interrupt them.
Be genuine. Be nice. Besides, it’s much easier.
Work smarter, not harder.
Waiting tables can be easy if you are smart about it. When taking orders, write everything down and repeat it back to the customer to prevent mistakes. Before delivering the order, check if it’s correct and bring any condiments or dressings they might ask for. Be more efficient by combining tasks when possible. If one table asks for a refill, check with all other tables also. If you can get refills for all your tables at the same time, your time at work will be much simpler. If you aren’t busy, offer help to any and all employees. I guarantee they will offer you help when you need it in the future.
Remember: the customer is always right, even when they're wrong.
"Hatred is never overcome by hatred." Buddha knew that arguing, becoming angry, and pointing fingers never solved anything. Mistakes are a common occurrence in a fast-paced restaurant, and the truth is, the majority of the time it’s not your fault. But regardless of whose fault the mistake is, accept the blame, apologize, learn from it, and do what you can to fix the problem.
Respect... your dishwasher.
The dishwasher is one of the most valuable yet most unrecognized people of the kitchen staff. Without this person, the restaurant wouldn't function.
There's a great story of a disrespected dishwasher, working in the mountains of Colorado. His story is like that of many dishwashers, both in his native land of Argentina, and all across the world. His days were filled with long hours on his feet, scrubbing with rubber gloves for minimum wage. Once his shift would end - with pruned fingers and eyeballs stinging from splashes of dish soap - he would walk home in the snow with his head hung low, and shed a tear. For everyday he worked, he was literally spat upon. Never once did his co-workers give him a simple “hola,” nor even a single nod of the head. Despite this abuse, he washed their dirty dishes and maintained a cheery smile and accommodating work ethic. But, however strong on the outside, his bruised ego deservedly cried for respect on the inside. His name was Juan. He was a good man. He was my friend.
Respect your dishwasher.
Treat every table as a new business opportunity.
When it comes to ordering food, many people are very indecisive. They need your help. Become the pushy used car salesmen you hate and tell them what they need; power windows and heated seats, or in your case, added bacon and avocado. Tell them the pasta tastes great with grilled shrimp and a fine chianti (because it does). Sell them the expensive alcoholic drinks, appetizers, and desserts. Every little thing you sell increases their bill, and increases your tip. Concentrate on each table as an individual sale and give them your best service. Your work will be rewarded.
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