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  1. Eric Graudins profile image62
    Eric Graudinsposted 8 years ago

    Well, in that case  You, Your spammy hubs and spammy forum posts will LOVE the FREE trip to deleted pile as soon as the HubPages moderators find them.

  2. Eric Graudins profile image62
    Eric Graudinsposted 8 years ago

    Keola,
    I'm glad people are raving about my comments.
    If you check hub pages Terms of Service, you'll find that hubs and posts like yours are not permitted.

    Have a nice day.

  3. Mark Knowles profile image59
    Mark Knowlesposted 8 years ago

    I love it when the spammers fight back.

    This one thinks you hate him lol

    Which we do smile

    What he doesn't seem to realize is that if what he is is saying was even slightly true, he wouldn't be here wasting his time getting his hubs and forum posts deleted. He would be enjoying his "Free income" sat on a beach somewhere without a care in the world.

    I mean the company he is promoting can't even afford a .com address lol they have to go with a .ws because they have no money.

  4. Eric Graudins profile image62
    Eric Graudinsposted 8 years ago

    You're wrong Mark.
    I'm sure they can afford it.
    He's got lots of money, and has proved it with a photo of his bankroll.
    You can't get images like THAT just anywhere!

  5. Mark Knowles profile image59
    Mark Knowlesposted 8 years ago

    I stand corrected.
    You are of course correct. That bankroll proves his point in a way I would never have thought possible.

    Although, sometimes - just to avoid confusion - I have found this to be useful in the forums big_smile

    http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/2778/sarcasm3ix4.gif

    Feel free big_smile

  6. Eric Graudins profile image62
    Eric Graudinsposted 8 years ago

    Thanks.
    I'll put it in my toolkit big_smile

    But now it's my turn to apologise.
    I think that might be Zimbabwean currency, and 20 rolls like that are worth about a cent.

  7. Misha profile image74
    Mishaposted 8 years ago

    LOL You are funny, guys big_smile

    1. Eric Graudins profile image62
      Eric Graudinsposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Well, I've taken the view that a bit of light relief may exercise a few dying brain cells and make them last a bit longer.

      (And seeing that we keep being accused of being related, Mr. Knowles and I have developed this secret plan to become the Penn and Teller of Hubpages. In fact, it's so secret that Mr. Knowles doesn't even know about it yet, but I'll get my people to talk to his people. big_smile big_smile)

      1. The How To Hub profile image78
        The How To Hubposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        I laugh so hard it hurts.....big_smile

        "my people to talk to his people" - still laughing as I type.

        I am reading this thread after the original post has been deleted - but the story tells itself...thanks for the chuckle guys!

        Shaye

        1. Eric Graudins profile image62
          Eric Graudinsposted 8 years ago in reply to this

          You don't believe that Mark and I have "People" ? ? ? yikes
          My turn to ROFLMAO

          Go get her boys!
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          1. Mark Knowles profile image59
            Mark Knowlesposted 8 years ago in reply to this

            Eric -

            My people want to know who is going to be Penn, and who will be Teller?

            But the consensus is they have had enough of Las Vegas smile

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            And my people tell me I seem to have a lot more people that you do (which makes me much more important that you they tell me - the amount of people one has is vital to determine status), so our people need to discuss an equitable distribution of sunglasses.

            1. Eric Graudins profile image62
              Eric Graudinsposted 8 years ago in reply to this

              Well, as I am clearly more hirsute (Am I allowed to use that word on HubPages ??) I'd have to be Penn.
              (But I don't think I'd weigh anywhere near as much as he does)



              Well, I tend to go for quality of people rather than quantity of people.
              Overstaffing has been the downfall of many businesses, you know. But you can keep on believing that the number of people count, if that makes you feel better smile
              And you can use the extra ones to hold your wand while you're thinking.

              (Isn't that Misha there - 4th row - second from left ???)

              [secret invisible text mode]
              Memo to self: Consult my people to see if they can come up with a smart comment in regard to sunglasses.  I can't.
              If they're too stupid to do this, I'll sack them all and send them to M. Knowles. What a sucker! He employed my last few loads of rejects. I think he must be building a bot army or something.
              [/secret invisible text mode]

              1. MrMarmalade profile image79
                MrMarmaladeposted 8 years ago in reply to this
  8. Bonnie Ramsey profile image90
    Bonnie Ramseyposted 8 years ago

    That .ws comes from a business called GDI, which claims that you can get rich by using and promoting their domain registration program and it is NOT free. I have been in that business before and they charge $10 per month for your domain name. Also, once I joined and they began charging me the monthly fee, I had nothing but trouble signing into the site. When I tried to contact them to get it straight, I got no response. Funny how I couldn't get a respoonse on that but to this day still get their emails promoting this crap, even though I have unsubscribed a number of times!

    Bonnie

    1. waynet profile image49
      waynetposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      argghhh the old GDI program, that gave me nightmares that did, it took me ages to sign up to it and then when I was allowed to join I never got paid any of my commissions when I earnt them, still it's nice to know that I was not alone.....some of the big gurus big this program up like it's brilliant and it most certainly is a sack of plop!!

    2. Eric Graudins profile image62
      Eric Graudinsposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Oh My Gawd. Say no more.
      Sorry you got burned by them.

  9. Misha profile image74
    Mishaposted 8 years ago

    They just keep reminding you that you shouldn't sign up for such things - in case you started to forget big_smile

  10. Bonnie Ramsey profile image90
    Bonnie Ramseyposted 8 years ago

    LOL this is sooo true, Misha!

  11. Misha profile image74
    Mishaposted 8 years ago

    Now I have to look up WTF Penn and Teller means sad wink

    1. Eric Graudins profile image62
      Eric Graudinsposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      http://www.pennandteller.com/ smile

      For some video clips:
      http://www.sho.com/site/ptbs/home.do?_requestid=104180

      One of their most memorable shows was (to me) going to a conservationists convention, and getting hundreds of people to sign up to ban the dangerous chemical compound, dihydrogen monoxide. (Which is a chemical name for water)
      http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yi3erdgVVTw

      They presented some alarming facts about this dangerous chemical compound.
      It's a great example of how people can be very easily influenced into following a cause, without thinking.

      Something that many sellers of dodgy stuff (including water as fuel floggers) rely upon.

      1. Misha profile image74
        Mishaposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        Ummm, here is another point of view on those guys big_smile
        http://hubpages.com/hub/Penn--Teller-Bu … s-Bullshyt

  12. Misha profile image74
    Mishaposted 8 years ago

    yep, thanks, now I'm in the know big_smile

    Wow, now you added quite a bit of stuff here. This will keep me busy for some time smile

  13. Mark Knowles profile image59
    Mark Knowlesposted 8 years ago

    I think you can use hirsute. Vagina is frowned upon, but hirsute is fine. Been a while since I could claim that one (at least on my head)

    I hate to tell you, but as we are going to be partners, it's OK. - Your invisible stealth text mode is broken smile

    Send any unwanted people over - you can never have too many people in this business. I will get them leaving comments. Misha is in charge of those people - outsourcing. They are very happy in a kibbutz in India with extremely fast broadband connections. Cheap too smile

    Also, those last lot of people you finally rejected were actually my best people pretending to be poor quality people and they bought back all your secrets.

    So, unless you want me to tell everyone about a certain fetish, you will give in to my demands.........

    When my people think of them.

    1. Eric Graudins profile image62
      Eric Graudinsposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Bugger.


      OK, I'll start with the idiot who set up the invisible stealth mode feature on my computer. Here he is: cool



      Ah.
      You mean my little secret that normally involves a mankini, (as worn by Borat), a large cucumber, a bottle of mayonnaise, a blow up pantomime horse, and a full size picture of the Queen?
      Well, that has already been covered adequately on the front pages of every Australian newspaper, and on every tech blog in the world.

      So your threats mean nothing.
      Do your worst.

  14. JYOTI KOTHARI profile image73
    JYOTI KOTHARIposted 8 years ago

    looooo.....

    1. Eric Graudins profile image62
      Eric Graudinsposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Yes, you have permission to go.
      Although you did make quite a mess, since you asked 7 hours ago.

      Never mind, I'll get my former computer programmer to roll in the puddle and soak it all up with his clothing before I send him over to Mr. Knowles.

  15. Eric Graudins profile image62
    Eric Graudinsposted 8 years ago

    Quotes From that hub:

    They act like they have all the facts and that they are debunking modern myths and legends, but they are not exactly disproving anything with concrete science. They are just taking obviously sketchy situations and embarrassing people in an attempt to look like these smart, clever guys who can't be fooled...

    and another one:
    People like that are just jaded individuals, with no substance and no joi de vive...

    So what's your point here Misha.
    I'd say that describes Mr. Knowles and myself perfectly!

    Except that WE know how to spell joi de vivre.  big_smile big_smile
    (see -  Dutch84 was right.  I'm at it again . smile )

  16. Misha profile image74
    Mishaposted 8 years ago

    LOL I don't have any point. I just thought it's funny I run into that hub within a day after you told me about those guys - and wanted to let you know wink

  17. Eric Graudins profile image62
    Eric Graudinsposted 8 years ago

    Yes Misha,

    It's a bit like seeing blue cars everywhere as soon as you buy a blue car.

    Hope you enjoy P&T smile

  18. Mark Knowles profile image59
    Mark Knowlesposted 8 years ago

    Thanks for sending that last one over. They all have their uses and I now have enough extra people to waste them on this.

    http://www.freewebby.com/action-smilies/kneelsuckers.gif

    Now, that's important.

    <secret stealth text mode that works>

    And I wasn't talking about that fetish. Everyone knows about that one. I was talking about the life-long membership of a certain affiliate marketing program involving cars and Dihydrogen monoxide.

    Your secret is safe for the moment.........

    <end secret stealth text mode that works>

    Have a good one big_smile

  19. Eric Graudins profile image62
    Eric Graudinsposted 8 years ago

    "Verra Naice".

    But I can't understand why you could possibly want a whole lot of men on their knees in front of you.

    Especially since they're Suckers.  roll

    And while I was reading your post, I got the strong feeling that you've got some water affiliate program on your mind.
    Can't work out why that was.

    Ah, we could keep this up for ages!
    Our own semi private version of the "last post" thread!

  20. Mark Knowles profile image59
    Mark Knowlesposted 8 years ago

    lol

    Ours is much more interesting.

    And with your eyes closed........ wink

  21. Eric Graudins profile image62
    Eric Graudinsposted 8 years ago

    Well, reading between the lines, it seems like you only have one brain cell, thereby giving you impeccable qualifications to become a Chairman of the Board, or even president of a country.

    Just don't drink any strong liquor, or you'll kill it off, and then all you'll be good for is publishing hubs about sexy celebrity actresses.

    Mr. Knowles will surely send some of his spare people around to check you out when they've finished worshipping him.

  22. Zsuzsy Bee profile image84
    Zsuzsy Beeposted 8 years ago

    You guys are a hoot. And all this to end a poor innocent spammers fun....zs

    1. Eric Graudins profile image62
      Eric Graudinsposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Yep. And for an encore, we pull the wings off some flies.

      And feed them to Mark's people.

  23. Mark Knowles profile image59
    Mark Knowlesposted 8 years ago

    My people only eat Spam, food of the gods smile

    http://pursenickety.com/wp-content/uploads/spam.gif

    They will do anything for this stuff. Once you have them addicted, they can leave 1,000 non-spammy comments a day big_smile

    1. Zsuzsy Bee profile image84
      Zsuzsy Beeposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Great detailed analysis...are there recipes?

      1. Eric Graudins profile image62
        Eric Graudinsposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        You can't be serious.
        The only thing that stuff's good for is to stop a leak in a car radiator.

        1. Mark Knowles profile image59
          Mark Knowlesposted 8 years ago in reply to this

          lol I went to English school, and I fondly remember Spam fritters.

          Spam fritters are slices of Spam, battered and deep fried smile

          This has caused me to come to the conclusion that you can batter and deep fry anything big_smile

          1. rmr profile image87
            rmrposted 8 years ago in reply to this

            These would go quite well with deep fried mozzarella.

        2. Zsuzsy Bee profile image84
          Zsuzsy Beeposted 8 years ago in reply to this

          Oh! I'm quite serious! Gourmet dining at its best. I was really hoping for one of Marks fancy luncheon recipes. ( just kidding Eric I bet even my barn cats wouldn't eat it.) I need to learn how to use Marks sarcastic smiley...

  24. Zsuzsy Bee profile image84
    Zsuzsy Beeposted 8 years ago

    Sorry! Deep-fried anything just doesn't impress me much anymore. I'm not sure I can think of doing anything worse to that poor wann-a-be-known-as-meat can of spam than breading it and deep frying it. I vaguely remember my Gandpa frying it up with potatoes, it must not have impressed me much then either because I remember Grandma slicing me off a thick chunk of fresh bread and spreading it with butter and jam...so to be quite honest I really don't think I've ever eaten Spam.

    1. Mark Knowles profile image59
      Mark Knowlesposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Oh no, nothing so fat-free as breading smile

      Batter. Makes a big difference that. big_smile

      1. Zsuzsy Bee profile image84
        Zsuzsy Beeposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        YUM-YUM

        1. Mark Knowles profile image59
          Mark Knowlesposted 8 years ago in reply to this

          Well, as I remember , it was always served after it had sat in it's own grease to go soggy, with mashed potatoes and canned tomatoes.

          hmmmmm

  25. Uninvited Writer profile image81
    Uninvited Writerposted 8 years ago

    My mother used to make Spam fritters...
    Yes, we are from Scotland where they fry everything smile

 
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