Collection of the Funniest Requests Made On HubPages: Part II

Round Two

I loved answering this request so much, that I thought a second shot at it was in order. I have spent hours searching through the numerous, and sometimes, tedious requests made by members of the HubPages community, looking for some of the stupidest and funniest requests I could find.

I hope this is a worthy follow-up to my first attempt, and ProfoundPun's original response to the request. Or, at the very least, I hope you find it mildly amusing. I feel these are better than the first batch I found, but what do I know? I am honestly surprised that some of these were missed the first time around. I guess I just need to pay better attention.

Another Dose of Amusement

Emote happiness in 25 or more sentences.:

Really?? Didn't you get it from the fear one I did last time?? All right...if that's what you want...

I feel happy!! I feel happy!! I feel happy!! I feel happy!! I feel happy!! I feel happy!! I feel happy!! I feel happy!! I feel happy!! I feel happy!! I feel happy!! I feel happy!! I feel happy!! I feel happy!! I feel happy!! I feel happy!! I feel happy!! I feel happy!! I feel happy!! I feel happy!! I feel happy!! I feel happy!! I feel happy!! I feel happy!! I really do feel happy!!!

Happiness is a warm gun...creepy clowns don't fill me with happiness...
Happiness is a warm gun...creepy clowns don't fill me with happiness...

Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy

How to jimmy a car door:

While I feel this may be offensive to one of our own esteemed Hubbers, jimmythejock, I feel this does need to be addressed. Personally, I think you should be ashamed of yourself, and you owe him an apology!! Such discrimination will not be tolerated! Besides, jimmying a car door is illegal!! I will not support spreading of knowledge of illegal activity!! (For tips on how to jimmy a car door, call 555-7766, and ask for Lenny. Tell him I sent you.)

Has there ever been a bastard President? and, does it matter?

What exactly is your definition here?? Bill Clinton could conceivably be called a bastard for cheating on his wife with Monica Lewinsky, or in light of extenuating circumstances (being married to Hilary), it may be excusable. Nixon was a crook, and possible a bastard. I am sure I could go on and on, and name the names of many former Presidents, and some of their more bastard-like behavior. But if, by bastard, you mean the more repressed, outdated definition, I have no idea, and neither do I care. Why do you care?? What kind of person are you?

Bastard??  You decide...
Bastard?? You decide...

There is a guy named Trenton who likes me, but I don't like him back. He asked me to be his GF, and I haven't answered yet? What do I do? Help!

This was posted 14 months ago. If you still haven't answered him by this point, I would assume that he has figured it out by now. If not, you may have other problems on your hand. Please seek the advice of your local police department on how to deal with a stalker. And, why the question at the end of "He asked me to be his GF, and I haven't answered yet?" Are you unsure whether you have answered him yet?? If this is the case, seek the advice of a mental health professional. The obvious answer would be to tell him no, since you said you didn't like him, but do what you want. Why are you asking me? I don't even know you, or Trenton.

Maybe we should get Trenton in touch with Taylor Swift...she dates everybody
Maybe we should get Trenton in touch with Taylor Swift...she dates everybody

Let's Get Married

I am sorry. I do love you, in my own way, but you really aren't my type. Besides, I am in a committed relationship right now, and I am very happy. I am very flattered that you think of me in this way, really I am. I don't know what to say. I know there is someone out there for you, and I know you will find him/her soon, if you just keep looking. I hope we can still be friends?

Why does the letter L not come after or before the letter O in the English alphabet?

Wait a second...it doesn't come before or after?? So where does that L go?? Does it just float above the other letters in the alphabet like a mysterious god? I always thought that L came before O in the alphabet. That's what I was taught as a kid. A, B, C, D, E, F, G...H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P...and so on. Was I wrong all this time? I should go back to kindergarten and do some research. I will get back to you on this one.

Classic Sesame Street

Learn Your Alphabet

Can you write article for me discussing about delaying tactics in workplace...

I would write article, but have meeting. Will get to you as soon as can. Promise I'll have on your desk by end of work week. I swear I sent off to copy department, or maybe on secretary's desk. My dog ate it. Can you call back in hour? I will check status on report after lunch.

Hmmm...I should get this...but not right now

I will be start now:

Ummm...ok...ummm...I don't know what to say. Should I be happy for this person? What are they starting? What are you requesting? Is this a good thing or a bad thing? Ummm...I will be lie down now. I will be confuse now.

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Anna Marie Bowman 5 years ago from Florida Author

prairie-- well, then I will have to get cracking and write some more, that way, in my own small way, I will have made the world a better place, by cheering people up. Imagine it...a world of happy, giddy people...


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prairieprincess 5 years ago from Canada

Anna, I am saving these to read one a day so that I have something to cheer me up. Hilarious!!!!


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Anna Marie Bowman 6 years ago from Florida Author

seanorjohn-- Obviously, every now and then, I write nonsense as well. Some of the stuff I write is more for my own amusement than anything, and if anyone else reads it and likes it, all the better.


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seanorjohn 6 years ago

Wow, thank you for not including me. I made some stupid requests. That's what brought me here. Voted up and following.

Please don't feel obliged to follow me cos I mostly write whimsical nonsenense. But I must admit I am trying to change.


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Anna Marie Bowman 7 years ago from Florida Author

Thanks, LG!!!! Glad to have you as a fan!!!


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LondonGirl 7 years ago from London

I've read all of your request hubs, and they are fantastic. Your answers are even better (-:


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Anna Marie Bowman 7 years ago from Florida Author

Thanks, KCC!!!


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KCC Big Country 7 years ago from Central Texas

Funny stuff, Anna!


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Anna Marie Bowman 7 years ago from Florida Author

Glad I could make you laugh. I will keep searching for more. It amuses me.


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Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

Huwhat?!?! They're not done yet?!?! LOL thanks for sharing AMB as I need a good laugh :D


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Anna Marie Bowman 7 years ago from Florida Author

Hmmm...possible. Who ever it was...I wish them luck!


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EYEAM4ANARCHY 7 years ago from Las Vegas, NV.

I'm pretty sure that Trenton submitted #5. You have to get back on that horse.


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Anna Marie Bowman 7 years ago from Florida Author

GT-- Yeah, I usually have a hard time answering requests...usually has to do with the whole actually knowing something about something that someone might actually find useful.

Elena-- I wish I could say I made that one up...it's really there.


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Elena. 7 years ago from Madrid

There is a guy named Trenton who likes me... I swear, Anna, I can't read more after that! Back later for a second round, I just need to get my act together first!


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

true that. In that sense it's a good thing, I scrolled through that section every once in a while and I'm just frustrated I can't fulfill a single request, something about working under pressure and bad subjects that just throw me off. I swore off all request after the last one "I had to do".


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Anna Marie Bowman 7 years ago from Florida Author

What's that supposed to mean?? Without these silly requests, I would be short two whole Hubs!!! I like it!


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

I can't believe they allow some people in this place.

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