I Need To Be Worshipped

Write About Me!!!

I have scrolled around these hubs for a few months now and have come to the conclusion that I am the greatest hubber ever. With that fact in mind, I am flabbergasted by the lack of hubs written about me.

There are hubs out there that are written about others: RockinJoe, Goldentoad, Misha, Pest, etc. However, not one hubber has decided to pay homage to the legend of Imadork!

When will Imadork get his props?!?! I just don't understand. I am the Shakespeare of the Hubpages. I'm the greatest hubber around these parts and I deserve a little goddamn respect!

You are all a bunch of ungrateful sums-o-bitches and can suck my dangling balls!

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Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

you are not full of yourself dork. really not. that's why i find you a nice hubber worthy of rockdom and adoration. and honest too.

but i think you had just preempted me on a hub about you. so i guess i'll have to scrap the idea for this hub just does it.

and yes YOU ROCK!!!


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO Author

Thank you Cris. I need all the promotion I can get!


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Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

Oh you can count on me dork. I'm a born natural ego booster for those who need it! :D

Okay I vow to post comments here everyday.


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sheenarobins 7 years ago from Cebu, Philippines

hahahahah! You should start your own cult and include a poll while your at it.

I'll still whoop your azz!


EYES CHAMbERS 7 years ago

HA HA HA JEEZE...THIS IS GREAT!


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Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

dork

this hub needs to be hubjacked to get it up there! start pimping your game! now!


EYES CHAMbERS 7 years ago

DESPERATELY SEEKING WORSHIP-ISM! :D

OH YEA I ALMOST FORGOT...

PROMOTE

PROMOTE

PROMOTE!!!


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO Author

Sheena: I'll include a pole...right in your mouth!


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MamaDragonfly2677 7 years ago from New York

LMAO!!!!!


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Pam Roberson 7 years ago from Virginia

*Humble bow before your elite hubberness* :) If you have one of those godfather rings, I'll kiss that too. :)

I was LMAO from the first subtitle...Write about me!! :D Be careful though, you might just get what you ask for. :) lol!


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justmesuzanne 7 years ago from Texas

OK! Here ya go!

http://hubpages.com/literature/Ode-To-I-M-A-Dork?d

Honestly! The things we have to do!

;D


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Pam Roberson 7 years ago from Virginia

And I've hooked you up too:

http://hubpages.com/community/Imadorks-OFFICIAL-Wo...

If you don't like it, I can remove it for a fee. :)


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

Hey come on you appeared in my Hub.It was through you that I learnt the true meaning of a dork.Come on smile I am making you famous on my page and doing heaps for the whale industry.Don't forget I get 10% of the errr .....umm....you know....for making you a star haha.


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO Author

10% of nothing is nothing. Hmmm...you drive a hard bargain. Okay...it's a deal!


C. C. Riter 7 years ago

Well, i finally had to come to this. You did pull in a few worsippers, not what you wanted though. sorry charlie. Have to see what can be done about this. Maybe I can spooner you too? heh,heh


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Pest 7 years ago from A Couch, Lake Odessa, MI

I have arrived! Now this is a true and complete Hub. Kiss my ring.


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Pest 7 years ago from A Couch, Lake Odessa, MI

I have linked you from my profile, I hope it isn't too late for you.


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO Author

Thanks Pest.


C. C. Riter 7 years ago

Elvis or Ma huh? not really, but Elvis rules @:^)


Whikat 7 years ago

Hey Imadork, Although I did not make a specific hub on you solely. I did just post a new hub called, In The Eyes Of A Newbie Hubber." that I just wanted to thank you for the inspiration.


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Jewels 7 years ago from Australia

You're becoming famous so I had to visit, see what the fuss was about.


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO Author

Famous?!?! Cool!!! I need to start practicing my autograph technique. I'll start by studying EKGs (big spike followed by little ones).

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