Imadork's OFFICIAL Worship Page

He's a sexy beast too.
He's a sexy beast too.

Come Forth Minions!

It has come to my attention that imadork needs an official worship page. Actually, he has insisted upon being worshipped. For those of you who may think I’m making a shameless attempt to ride the coattails of this Hub Master, shame on you! Although you might be correct to some degree, I will bring forth proof that imadork is worthy of worship by listing his attributes along with quoted examples to illustrate his worth to be worshipped.

A man with high morals...

“Just to warn you Christoph...Joe (realizing that I live close to you) contacted me, offering money if I could "rub you out". Shocked, I refused. I will not give another man a hand job for any amount of money! Now I realize that he meant for me to kill you, not digital manipulation of your penis. I may get back with Joe and take him up on the offer. Sorry man, I need the money.”

That priceless testimony is one of the comments made by imadork from the hub: Rockinjoe Wants Me Dead written by Christoph Reilly. Read it!

Curious and modest to a fault...

First curious: “Do you not have asses in the Philippines?” and most modest in saying: “I always like to read about myself.”

Comments from the hub: YOU SAID WHAT or the funny things that hubbers leave in the comment box written by Cris A.

Discrete and Attentive...

“I bought my wife the Rabbit and she loves it!” “The rabbit is a vibrator.”

Also quoted from the previously mentioned hub.

A man with class...

“Sheena looks like someone from the movie "Eyes Wide Shut". That reminds me...my Aye-Aye was bad today. I must spank it!”

Yet another quote from the "You said what?" hub mentioned before.

Comfortable with having a guy crush...

“If Jack was gay I'd still hang out with him. I wouldn't do anything; just hang out watching tv...maybe with our shirts off, like a couple of bros having a good time.”


Sensitive to women's rights...

“I say to all (good-looking, nice-figured) women to feel free to go braless! I will suggest going one step further...go completely topless!”

Quoted from imadork's very modest More Comments by Me hub.

A gifted impersonator...

"I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard." Imadork says in his best Buffalo Bill impression. This quality impersonation can be seen on his More Comments by Me hub.

And his award winning Sally Field impression from My Humor Needs an Audience:

"Wow!!! You like me, you really like me!!! Ok, where do I start. Oh jeez, I'm not so good at making speeches. Oh man, this thing is heavier than I thought. First, I'd like to thank all the little people......"

A devoted sports fan...

“It warms my heart to see idiots writhing in pain after they try some stupid-ass stunt on their skateboard or getting trampled and gored by a bull they tried riding.”

I guess you'd better go read More Comments by Me!

In touch with his inner psycho...

“I'm loose and I'm nuts!!!”

That is a quoted comment from 'Midgets goin' Gangsta' where he also displays affection for midgets...

“I'm slapping my midget right now. My midget is soooo bad. Bad midget!!! Bad midget!!!!” and “A little dwarf tossing would've been appropriate in this case.”

His determination is solid...

 “I have gone without the Fraggles for way too long and I cannot go any longer! I must have it, without delay.”

Go see his Down at Fraggle Rock hub.

A peace loving soul...

“Pam was here and didn't comment?!?! What a bitch!”

That lovely comment was left by imadork on his hub, My Humor Needs an Audience, where he also displays his skill at being a movie critic:

“Charlie and the Chocolate Factory sucks! Only homos like that version."

And he shows incredible skill with literary analysis and criticism:

“A good fart story can rival the works of Shakespeare.”

The philosopher...

“Money can get you chicks and beer.” An incredibly insightful quoted comment from the hub, "The Real Truth: Hoping to Help Edition."

He may even be a doctor...

“To the morons that think they need to drink blood to survive, I have a suggestion: instead of ingesting blood, try taking Thorazine….Thorazine is an anti-psychotic. They could take others like Geodon, Abilify, Haldol, etc... If you think you can change into a wolf (or any other sort of animal), you need massive dosages of drugs!”

It was gracious of him to leave such sound medical advice on the hub: How to kill a vampire

Offerings

Feel free to leave offerings at his feet, like this poem written in his honor by justmesuzanne.

Must I continue?

It should be painfully obvious what you need to do now... WORSHIP HIM.

On a more serious note, imadork has a wonderful hub, Rainbow Bridge and My Pets, that I highly recommend. The story he shares is incredibly touching, and he displays a regard and love for animals that I wish was contagious and would spread out to everyone.

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Cris A profile image

Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

Wow dork is certainly going places, an overnight success no doubt! Oh well he deserves this as rockdom is his, unrivaled. Nobody comes close to his way with words, not even Our Lady of Peace and Curtness Lgali :D

Dork will be thrilled, yet AGAIN as another hub is created about him NOT by him.

YOU ROCK DORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Pam Roberson 7 years ago from Virginia Author

I hope he likes it. It was the best i could do under such short notice and pressure. It's amazing how fast one can type when under the duress of brainwashing and torture. :D lol!

I'll have to make time to go back and proof it. I'm sure it's riddled with mistakes and god knows what!


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Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

Well Pam, two hubs in as many days! Can I safely assume that you have finally, effing finally found your muse? :D


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Pam Roberson 7 years ago from Virginia Author

LOL Cris! Yes, but I had to hog tie him and lock him in the closet. He kept wanting to run away. Now I have to work hard and furious before he makes an escape. :D


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Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

Or he might decide to stay IF you promise to hub on nothing else but his royal dorkness :D


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Christoph Reilly 7 years ago from St. Louis

I have long admired Dork's modesty and rich use of the English Language. No, sir! They don't teach that s**t in schools. He is also the epitome of generosity, sharing with abandon his true feelings of awe for himself and disdain for others.

This was a loving tribute to a guy who certainly deserves it, since he's the one who went to all that trouble of brain washing you. Thanks for witing this, Patty Hurst...uh...Pam Roberson.


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

Dork who?


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Pam Roberson 7 years ago from Virginia Author

Christoph...So that's my real name...Pam! Thank you! Just know that all the brainwashing and torture in the world can't turn me from being the loyal follower of your cul...fan club.

Yes, dork's modesty is humbling and his ability to perform literary analysis with such frank words is incredible. :)


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Pam Roberson 7 years ago from Virginia Author

goldentoad! *GASP!* :D


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Netters 7 years ago from Land of Enchantment - NM

Hmmmm.


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Pam Roberson 7 years ago from Virginia Author

Netters, I know, I know! There must be subliminal messages embedded in his latest website because after I read it, there was this voice in my head that kept saying...Dork is good...Dork rules...Dork must have followers...Dork is funny...Dork owns...Dork for president....and it went on and on. :D


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justmesuzanne 7 years ago from Texas

Pam! I bow to your superior research abilities and your knack for accurate and pithy reporting! With your great knowledge of the accomplishments and virtues of Dork, perhaps you could spearhead the movement to start a Dork Worship Club. You could be the Prez! :D

Thanks so much for the mention of my humble attempt at homage!


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Pam Roberson 7 years ago from Virginia Author

Ah but you flatter me so justmesuzanne! Please...continue! :D lol! Thanks for coming in to have a look. I don't normally don't do any type of hub so hastily, but there was pressure to get it up quickly, and he has so many virtues that it boggled my mind which to choose. :)

You're welcome for the mention! Your poem is worth reading whether they know imadork or not. :)


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

Pam, how much did Dork promise to you for writing this? I hope you got it in advance.


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Pest 7 years ago from A Couch, Lake Odessa, MI

Probably a lot less than I had to pay you for the AWOL Hub.


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO

I love it!!! Love it, love it, LOVE IT!!!!!!! I am basking in the glow of adoration. Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Pest 7 years ago from A Couch, Lake Odessa, MI

Holy shit! i thought I was bad! lol! Are we to worship as to a god, or just give you all of our money?


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Pam Roberson 7 years ago from Virginia Author

You like it! You really, really like it...oh this thing is heavy. Wait, that's your sally field impression! ;)

Whew, I'm relieved! I need a link to that comment you did with your Sally Field impression when you have time. :D

LOL @ GT and Pest!

Bask away imadork, it was my pleasure to do a little worshipping. :D


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO

Worship and money GT...uh, I mean Pest. Jim Jones would be proud of me!!!


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO

"Wow!!! You like me, you really like me!!! Ok, where do I start. Oh jeez, I'm not so good at making speeches. Oh man, this thing is heavier than I thought. First, I'd like to thank all the little people......"

That the one Pam. It's from "My Humor Needs an Audience".


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

mmm... topless I believe that may cause an accident , but a great thought from a great person. To all the ladies out there take off this tops and let it all move freely!!! LOL I wonder how many of us would end up in jail? Anyways wonderful article and BRAVO!!!:):)


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Pam Roberson 7 years ago from Virginia Author

imadork, Thank you! I'll add it as soon as I can. :) I'll never forget the belly laugh I got out of that one when i read it. First I thought...gee that sounds familiar, then when it hit me, I was doubled over!

Jim Jones would be proud of you, but don't ask me to mix the koolaid...I'm not drinking it either. ;)


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Pest 7 years ago from A Couch, Lake Odessa, MI

pass out the kool aid! I am in!


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO

It's nice to know that I inspire so many writers out there. Maybe...just maybe, my words will help bring forth the next Chaucer, Milton, Shakespeare, Dickens or Poe.

What the fuck am I saying?!?! I AM THOSE GREATS RESURRECTED!!! There is no need for another. I am THE ONE!!! Back off you future posers and don't copy me!!!


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Pam Roberson 7 years ago from Virginia Author

AEvans, yes, that's how thoughtful and righteous imadork is. He fights for equal topless rights for ALL! Yes, it might be dangerous, but oh well. Thank you for the compliment, but i owe it all to the master...wait, he told me not to call him that in public. Sorry. ;)

Yes imadork, you are all those rolled into one plus more. When I figure out what the plus part is, I'll come back. :D


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Pest 7 years ago from A Couch, Lake Odessa, MI

Is it shit? As in full of shit?


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Pam Roberson 7 years ago from Virginia Author

LOL Pest!

Now I've gotta go burn some offerings...I mean food.


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Shirley Anderson 7 years ago from Ontario, Canada

Well, I don't recall reading any of Imadork's work, but sheesh, I think I have to, now. How can I not? It's obviously a prime example of intelligent elloquence combined with thought-provoking social issues. In other words, a must read!

Thanks for bringing him to my attention, Pam. I think.


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO

I have linked this hub to both of my comment hubs. I may just link it to ALL of my hubs.


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Pest 7 years ago from A Couch, Lake Odessa, MI

Fine leave the washing of the feet to me! Thanks PAM... ** breaks out the rubbing oil and towels **


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Shirley Anderson 7 years ago from Ontario, Canada

Pest, you could have your momma do it.


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Pest 7 years ago from A Couch, Lake Odessa, MI

i haven't read any of dork's crap either. Like toad's work, I pretend to have read it to fit in and be cool!


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

I heard that!


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO

God has his 10 Commandments...I have only 4:

1. Read my hubs!

2. Click on and buy all Amazon and Ebay products on my hubs!

3. Click on all Google Ads on my hubs!

4. Link all my hubs to all of your hubs!


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Pest 7 years ago from A Couch, Lake Odessa, MI

You just "lurk" dontcha Toad?

SA...Now you know momma is workin' she doesn't have time for petty worship...unless the price is right...$15-$30 will do it depending on the amount of worshiping she has to perform.


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

Just a case of bad timing.


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Ardie 7 years ago from Neverland

Im so glad someone else did this page...I was afraid it would be too weird if I did it! Im just kidding, good job on it! I will always be a dork fan ;) He has a 'nice' way of putting things


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Pam Roberson 7 years ago from Virginia Author

Thanks for coming in Shirley! His power is overwhelming, unbridled, untamed, and...I forgot what else he told me to say. :D

Pest, thanks for taking the feet! And your momma is kind of expensive, but I guess it's called for with the economy and all. :)

dork...I'm thrilled to see your commandments are fewer than 10. Whew! What a relief. I thought I'd have to stay up all night studying a handbook or something. ;)

Ardie, thank you, and thank you for coming in to do a little worship. :D He does have a way with words. :) You can leave an offering or money at the door. :D You can also leave offerings at his hubs, but I get a small cut if you leave them here. lol!


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO

Ardie: It is never weird to praise me!!! Why must you resist?


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

I hope Dork lives outside, I don't think the new size of his head will fit through doorways now.


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Pam Roberson 7 years ago from Virginia Author

LOL GT! I'm sure he'll make adjustments for that when he builds his compound. All leaders have a compound to keep their followers under control. ;)


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

Like an aircraft hanger then


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eovery 7 years ago from MIddle of the Boondocks of Iowa

You guys won me over, I am a worshipper, I joined his worship, I mean fan club.

Keep on Hubbing!


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Pam Roberson 7 years ago from Virginia Author

Thank you eovery, and I'm sure his highness will appreciate it as well. :) A little hub worship...fanning is good for the soul. :) Hub away hub buddy!


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sixtyorso 7 years ago from South Africa

Hubber Worship or self immolation should be a new category in the forums specially for this sort of, uhm, event!


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Pam Roberson 7 years ago from Virginia Author

LOL Sixty! You're right, and it would be quite fascinating to read. :D And speaking of that...I clearly see I need to run through this hub and make some adjustments. What can I say? I did it on the fly.

Thanks for coming in to pay homage. :D


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Shirley Anderson 7 years ago from Ontario, Canada

Perhaps if we take up a collection, we could afford to hire Pest's momma (let's not forget the 25 cent tip in the final total, eh).


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Pam Roberson 7 years ago from Virginia Author

Shirley, that's a great idea! Pest's momma is such a professional in so many ways, and I'm sure we can get her for a flat rate of 25 or 30 bucks. I've heard of her doing way more for less. ;)

BTW...Congratulations on your one year HubPages anniversary! I meant to tell you last night at Benson's place, but i was distracted by all the shenanigans going on. :D


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eovery 7 years ago from MIddle of the Boondocks of Iowa

Hey, I found new avatar for Imadork See at

http://movies.msn.com/movies/galleryfeature/worst-...

Keep on hubbing1


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO

Sixtyorso reminded me of another golden nugget I wrote to someone that was having problems in the forums.  Behold My Wisdom and Wrath!!!

"Recraig, what you are experiencing now are attacks by what I call "Fanatical Hubbers".  If you criticize Hubpages or anything having to do with Hubpages in the forums then the fanatics come out from under whatever rock they hide in and vehemently attack you. 

Trust me...I learned this the hard way.  The forums, in my opinion, are crawling with vermin that have no desire to help anyone but instead want to police the chatter in a Gestapo-like manner.  These fanatical Hubbers swarm on the critical thinker and "pick-on" you in a very juvenile-like way. 

So Recraig, if you have a critical question regarding Hubpages, I implore you to stay away from the forums and just write the best hubs you can."


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO

Eovery: that's awesome!!! Horrible movie though.


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO

Oh...BTW, I actually do do an uncanny impersonation of Jame Gumb (aka Buffalo Bill). It freaks people out when I do it. And no...I don't mean the dick and ball tuck!!! The voice...I mean the voice!


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Pam Roberson 7 years ago from Virginia Author

eovery...ROFL! Incredible! i was a little surprised to see that it was John Travolta, but it all came together so nicely with the massive hands reaching up just to touch his greatness. Maybe imadork can also do a little dance fever. :) Thanks for sharing that.

imadork, it's gracious for you to continue sharing your wisdom and wrath here, and I'd love to see that Jame Gumb impression. That was one creepy dude in a super fantastic movie.


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Shady Lady 7 years ago from here and there

Wow, such worship of other writers. I was warned about a cult led by another hubber, and now worship of imadork! From what I have read so far, both seem to be worthy of the worship, though!


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Pam Roberson 7 years ago from Virginia Author

Hi Shady Lady! Yes, both leaders, um, writers are very worthy. imadork even uncovered a terrorist plot! I need to include that here.

Thank you for coming in to read. :)


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Pest 7 years ago from A Couch, Lake Odessa, MI

We should really consider building a golden something or other to worship dork. The calf idea has been taken and smited...just throwing the idea out there. i for one am too busy worshiping myself or else I would help.


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Pam Roberson 7 years ago from Virginia Author

What a great idea! He should be the one to pick the golden something or other, but off the top of my head I'm thinking a big golden rack...as in hooters. Although I also suspect he may want a golden statue of himself. I'll inquire as soon as I can.

How thoughtful of you to take the time to think of this when you're so busy worshipping yourself! LMAO! :D


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sixtyorso 7 years ago from South Africa

Golden Toad comes to mind!


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Pam Roberson 7 years ago from Virginia Author

LOL sixty! :D But oh what a mess the paperwork would be. All that red tape and duct tape. ;)


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO

I'll settle for a golden shower.


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Pest 7 years ago from A Couch, Lake Odessa, MI

LOL!!! Whelp...I have nothing.


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sixtyorso 7 years ago from South Africa

But who would you wish to be the grantee of that shower!


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Pest 7 years ago from A Couch, Lake Odessa, MI

That is a can of worms that you just opened! :D


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Pam Roberson 7 years ago from Virginia Author

LOL!

There's a lot I'd do for a friend. A LOT...but I a golden shower isn't one of them. Although I do have a large dog that is half golden retriever, and she always seems to have the urge. ;) lol!


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Frieda Babbley 7 years ago from Saint Louis, MO

Well, that settles it. I'm going to become a dork fan, and follow that off with a good stiff drink and a valium.


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Pam Roberson 7 years ago from Virginia Author

LOL Frieda! :D That always works for me, but be careful and don't try to scale any cubical walls afterwards (like in your avatar)! I'm sure his dorkship would appreciate a little dancing after you've elevated your spirits with spirits. :D


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Frieda Babbley 7 years ago from Saint Louis, MO

The things a woman has to do to please his lordship. All right. Hold on. Let me get my stilettos on.


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Pam Roberson 7 years ago from Virginia Author

What a sport you are! :) Now it's not like you have to do any of that booty popping, you know, like they do on America's Next Best Dance Crew, but if the mood takes you there, then I'm sure his lordship won't protest. Again, just be careful in those stilettos! :D

Oh, and don't forget, imadork is very sensitive about women's rights, so if you take a notion to fling your bra off, then he will be very supportive of that. After all, it's your right as a woman!

Gosh, I'm getting all choked up...*sniff* *snort*....carry on. ;)


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO

Frieda...if you're thirsty I have some Kool-Aid for you.

"White Night!!! White Night!!!!!!"


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO

Pam...I just saw the "Sexy Beast" comment under my pic. Thanks!!! Although I think I look much better than Ben Kingsley.

So Pam...how old are you? What's your measurements? HIV & Hepatitis free?


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Pam Roberson 7 years ago from Virginia Author

You're welcome! :) I don't know who Ben Kingsley is, but I'm sure you are much better. ;)

So, while I'm LMAO at your funny, the questions, I'll keep it going and say: I'm over 18, my measurements are where they're supposed to be, and yes I'm free of those pesky "H" things. :D ;) LOL!


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO

You don't know Kingsley?!?!  He played Gandhi, was in Schindler's List, and the movie Sexy Beast, which is what I was referring to in the previous comment.


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO

Okay Pam, then you are in your late 20s to mid 30s and your measurements are identical to Marilyn Monroe's. Thank God you don't have the H's!!!


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Pam Roberson 7 years ago from Virginia Author

AH! Well that explains everything. I didn't see any of those 3 movies. :( But don't go hatin' on me for it. ;) I can't help it. I'm busy. Sort of. :)


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO

Yes...all that serious laughing and sleeping can get in the way of watching great movies.


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Pam Roberson 7 years ago from Virginia Author

ROFLMAO! :P

Hey, you're on fire tonight with your hubs and hubtivity! Good!


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO

Things have taken a serious turn on the comments of "My Humor Needs an Audience" though.


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k@ri 7 years ago from Sunny Southern California

Ok Pam, not sure I want to join this conversation, but I've read enough to convince me...I need to go and become a fan!


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sixtyorso 7 years ago from South Africa

@ Pam Freudian slip or by design?

"so if you take a notion to fling your bra off, then he will be very supportive of that"

With both hands no doubt but stay out of the rain!


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Pam Roberson 7 years ago from Virginia Author

K @ri (had to do your name that way becasue it wants to turn into a hyperlink) thank you for coming in and giving imadork your fanship! :D

Sixty, you caught me! I couldn't resist, and you're indeed right, I'm sure his support will be with both hands. :D LOL! Stay out of the rain is RIGHT!


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO

Wow, I'm very slow. I did not catch the pun.


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO

Too all of my flock.  An interest has been shown in buying one of my hubs:

http://hubpages.com/religion-philosophy/The-Stars-...

The interest is from a newsletter of the radio show Coast To Coast.  It's a nationally broadcast radio program about the paranormal.  Pretty cool!!!


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sixtyorso 7 years ago from South Africa

Great Stuff interesting hub too. good luck!


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO

Thanks!


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

Hahahah what a great tribute to imadork. What a man he is.Actually I am still recovering as I was only told last week by C.C Riter that dork means a whale's penis.I googled it just to make sure this was correct.Indeed that is what it said.

It was hard to look at imadork after this for awhile as I was looking at him closely to see if I could see the resemblance. I bet he is has been 'raised high' by this experience you have given him Pam. Get it hahahaha


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO

I was actually in on that dork/penis conversation.  I remember it well.

Yes, this hub made me stand erect and fully engorged my pride.


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Pam Roberson 7 years ago from Virginia Author

Blondepoet...wow, what a tidbit of information to have...quite a visual too. I don't know if I'm scared or happy! Especially now that his pride is all engorged and stuff. ;) I suppose the only thing to do is continue to stroke his pride since being compared to a mighty whale's penis must surely be a very high honor...somewhere in the world. :D

Thanks for coming in Blondie! And we should all give thanks that his dorkship is standing erect. What a leader. :D


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO

My penis is nowhere near the size of a whale's. Alas, I am merely the size of John Holmes.


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Pam Roberson 7 years ago from Virginia Author

Hey, I think i might have seen you in a movie once. ;)


poetlorraine 6 years ago

well i do not know what was more interesting the hub or the comments,,,,,,, where is this guy now


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Pam Roberson 6 years ago from Virginia Author

Good question! Maybe his latest hubs will provide a clue. Yikes, I can't believe how out of touch I am...I'm unworthy to have his worship page! ;)

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