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William F. Torpey says: It's hard for me to understand, Gods Child, how anyone could fall victim to drugs, but I admire your will power to overcome the addiction. I was brought up Roman Catholic, and I respect those who put their trust in God. But, as I've said in other forums, President Kennedy wisely said during his campaign in 1960, "God helps those who help themselves." I'm glad you've done just that.
imadork says: I too am a recovering addict/alcoholic.
To Torpey (above comment): "It's hard for me to understand, Gods Child, how anyone could fall victim to drugs." Nobody sets out to become an addict, therefore your inability to understand means nothing. It is not something that happens overnight. It is a very gradual progression that goes undetected until it is too late. Anyone can become an addict given the right (or wrong) situation.
I am drug-free 6 years and alcohol-free 2 months. I struggle everyday but never want to go back to the way I used to be. That is what keeps be sober. I refuse to lean on God in order to keep my sobriety. I mean no disrespect, but in my book, removing one crutch and replacing it with another is a mistake.
daniah says: i am not scared of ghosts. i am only scared from allah. and by the way these pictures are not even real. and i am in grade 3. have some shame also.if people see these pictures they will laugh and spit on u freaks.who ever sent these pictures.u will go in the jale.
imadork says: It seems Daniah has issues and not much common sense.
I've always wondered why religious people seem proud to be scared of their God. It does not make sense to me.
imadork says: Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!!!!!!!
imadork says: Thank you for this hub and the included educational photos.
Women should feel free to go commando-ette without scumbags (like some of the above crude men) making comments.
I say to all (good-looking, nice-figured) women to feel free to go braless! I will suggest going one step further...go completely topless! ;-)
imadork says: NICE HUB!!!! YOUR AMOST AS FUNY AS ME! I LIKES YOU HUMER. NOW LOOK AT MY HUBS ON HAF NUDE INJUN MODEL MUJAHHAMMEDIAMARANNU HALLABABINNIATTUANI!!!!!
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phoenix says: and to all you wanabe vampire slayers you dont know the first thing about it haha really you should talk to me i know a thing or to about slaying them and like what Keny Luger said about blood been like sex to them they think that because of the feeling they get they do need blood to stay alive if they dont get the feeling of the blood going into them they go mad they are not more powerful then a human and are not faster but when they dont get the feeling of the blood they go mad and then they lash out. they also feel that they belong withe their own kind and thats where he is getting the underground organization thing out of well keny you and me need to talk more on this subject i can fully explain everything you think you know add me you will find my msn on the my last post and if you dont have msn i sugest you get it
imadork says: Phoenix: I do believe that you have written the longest run-on sentence I have ever seen. Ever hear of punctuation and capitalization?
imadork says: This hub has attracted goth geeks that are so unhappy with their lives that they have to make up some imaginary world around them to make themselves think they are more powerful than they are in actuality.
To the morons that think they need to drink blood to survive, I have a suggestion: instead of ingesting blood, try taking Thorazine.
imadork says: When I was a kid, my parents bought me a goldfish. It died a couple of days later. They bought me another one. It too died soon after. My parents, apparently think the 3rd times the charm, brought me home another one. Of course, it died also.
They asked if I wanted another one. Choking back tears I replied, "No. I don't wanna kill anymore of them."
imadork says: I was getting quite drunk on screwdrivers one night at a friend's house. A so-called friend then offered to make me the drinks after I started getting too wasted to get up to make my own. I didn't know at the time but found out the next day that this "friend" was filling up the glass with vodka and putting just enough OJ in it to turn it yellow. I was so drunk I did not even notice the strong taste.
Needless to say, I puked. I did not even have the good sense to get up to go to the bathroom. I was sitting on the floor Indian-style and just ralphed right in my lap. I blew chunks several times on my crotch until I was drug out like a big sack of potatos. I continued to spew, laying across the doorway threshold.
I have no idea how long I was laying there but after awhile I actually got up and stumbled to the bathroom where I continued to puke. I remember sitting on the toilet at one point (I had the runs also) and one of my good friends went to check on me. I was naked and shitting on the pot and I did not even care that someone had opened the door (I am usually a shy shitter).
No wonder I quit drinking!
imadork says: After reading the duel of the righteous, I have come to realize that my weak and puny mind has been tainted be demons. I must tighten my cilice and go get my cat-o-nine-tails to beat the demons out of me. Nothing like a healthy dose of corporal mortification to get right with the Lord!
Lady Guinevere says: Imadork; RFLMAO!!
imadork says: Thanks my Lady. ;-)
A beating a day keeps the demons away.
BDazzler says: LG - I have tried to very hard to keep an open mind about your calling. Because it is not my place to judge another's servant. But, it may not your credentials or your unortodox doctrines that keep some from being 100% convinced of your call, it may be comments like "IMHO you are the ones who are posessed and nuts!"
I see that as an unloving remark, and it saddens me that one who has been hurt by such unlove, and who understands the reality behind the true concept of Karma would continue to make the choice to launch that level of negativity with a personal attack on one who has simply expressed and clarified an opinion, and admited he is not sure and needed more discernment.
Misty asked for an opinion. Mike gave his.
I continue to pray that whatever has caused you to lash out with so much negative energy will continue to heal, and in that healing, you will express your disagreement with positive energy so improve your Karma.
May Jesus, the Prince of Peace grant you Peace.
imadork says: BDazzler: Let LG be. She is calling it like she sees it. Mike did sound nuts.
Misty asked for opinions on the artist's work and if he may be channeling Native American spirits. She did not ask for some holy-rollin' backwoods hillbilly sermon. I'm surprised Mike didn't go into snake handling and speaking in tongues!
Just chill out BDazzler. Take solace in your private self-knowledge that you are the be all and end all of high morality and you and only you know the correct way to worship God.
imadork says: Joe: My pearls of wisdom are worthless if they are not implemented. ;-) Where are your comedy Cd's?
By the way...my egotistical and narcissistic comments are actually sarcastic. This means that my sarcastic narcissism is actually self-deprecating humor. How is that for irony? My self-deprecating comments may cause a paradoxical shift in time and space, thus destroying the string of universe that we know. This may lead us to an alternate "Bizarro" universe (or a "Lost" episode).
imadork says: Let me chime in on the racial thing. Some may not like it but I believe it to be true among alot of white people.
I believe that alot of whites are tired of being made to feel guilty over slavery...something that no white person living today has any direct involvement in (for that matter, no black people either). A good majority of white Americans living today have nothing to do with the past racial segregation and civil rights abuses but we are also made to feel guilty for that too. It is the frustration of that unjustified blame that leads to what some people consider racist ideas and speech.
In alot of white people there is this deep resentment of the "we are owed something" attitude of what seems like a good portion of the black people in the U.S.. Even if it is not a good portion, but a minority of the black population, they are a very vocal minority The blacks that disagree with this retribution ideal seem hesitant to speak up for fear of being labeled an "Uncle Tom".
So, in a sense, the blacks are feeding the fire of the presumed racist thoughts of white Americans. This then perpetuates and solidifies the thoughts of the "angry" black Americans, which then justifies their ideals. It is a vicious circle of paranoia, resentment and racism that will lead nowhere but further ideological segregation. It seems unstoppable. It's sad.
PS...please do not call me a racist for saying these things. That will just prove my point...a point I wish were not true.
imadork says: Thank you. Now I can fulfill my dream of becoming a stripper. I just need to get the dick & balls tuck down on the stripper pole and I'm golden.
Houellebecq says: imadork, you just need to rent silence of the lambs.
imadork says: Thank you Houellebecq.
"I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard." Imadork says in his best Buffalo Bill impression.
imadork says: I too take great pleasure in watching morons in painful and/or embarrassing moments. It warms my heart to see idiots writhing in pain after they try some stupid-ass stunt on their skateboard or getting trampled and gored by a bull they tried riding.
imadork says: At least your hubtivity didn't catch what I was doing at my computer at the time. I would be quite embarrassed to have that revealed. All I was doing was researching different lotions and creams for my next hub!!!
imadork says: "A nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray."
imadork says: I agree Sufidreamer. Astrology is a joke. (no offense to the wackos that actually believe in this pseudoscience)
Although, in my desire to write a humorous comment to this hub, I did some research on Leo (my so-called sign). I was going to "barge in" on your hub comments and spout off a bunch of crap that would relate to the traits of a Leo. In doing this research I found that the traits of a Leo are quite accurate to my own. This is intriguing but not at all convincing. I suspect that if I read into the other signs I would also pick and choose traits that relate to my own.
By the way...about my plans for the humorous comment: I grew tired of trying to form a blunt opinion based on the Leo traits. I gave up.
six9k9 says: You article is almost like the creation of man. People, who believe in god, believe that god made everything. People who do not believe in god believe in the science version of how the world was made. I personally think that astrology is the same. Yes I do believe astrology is real. But not in the form as money hungry people make it out to be.
Every one has a distinct personality about them. Even from the time that we can move, we show forms of our emotions, likes and dislikes. Almost like they way we are is predetermined. That predetermination is based from the elements of when we were born. Time of year, gravitational rotation of the earth, and stressors your mom goes through as she is carrying you.
I do not think that some of the great fortune tellers of the world are true. But I do have a belief that you can predict a certain amount of your future. While astrology is not a proven science, I do believe that it is part of who we are.
imadork says: If I still had the personality I did when I was a baby I would be staring at some twirling thing while drooling on my chest and shitting in my pants. Thankfully, I do not presently do that although it is something to look forward to when I am a senile old fart.
imadork says: I cant agree more. Peoples writing skills just arent the same as they were in the olden days. The writers craft has been kilt by chatters rooms on the net. Dont nobody care no more about propa grammer? I cant stands to see people destroyin the english language. Dont nobody care abouts it?!?!
imadork says: This reminds me of the movie Saturday Night Fever with karaoke instead of dancing. Good hub Adam! Even though it was douchy, you got a lot out of the karaoke. That's all that matters.
imadork says: I just thought of something! There should be a movie made! "Karaoke Night Fever" and Will Farrell should be the star! Brilliant!!! LOL
Adam B says: I would love to see a Kareoke Movie with Will Ferrell and Jack Back battling eachother. I actually may start writing something like that...I'll give you a co-writers credit.
imadork says: If this hub was a slot machine, I would blow my wad inside it.
imadork says: My question is...how do you grow the good mushrooms? You know (wink)...the good ones.
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