Hubpages: Secrets of the Maximum 100 Author Score
The Hallowed 100 Hubpages Author Rating
There is great concern amongst the Hubpages community about Hubber score. Many, many people have asked questions in the forums about it, how it is calculated, how to improve it, and particularly, how to achieve the hallowed 100 score. It seems to fluctuate for no apparent reason; it defies all logical analysis and explanation and also resists all attempts at manipulation.
What comprises a Hubber score is a mystery to us all. It is, you might say, as big a mystery as life itself. Well, the comparison is not exaggerated. You see, the truth is that your Hubber score is of far greater significance than you could possibly have imagined, and there are indeed mysterious, inexplicable forces at work.
Your Hubber score is not just an arbitrary number, nor an indicator of popularity, and certainly not a guide to writing quality. You have probably already remarked that some of the highest score Hubbers write some of the most dismal English prose imaginable. No the truth is, in fact, that your Hubber score is no more, no less than a direct indicator of your worth and the state of your evolution as a human being.
Yes, you see, the Hubgods at Hubpages central, operate under the direct control and guidance of the original Hubber, known only as “The One”; the creator of all things Hub. As a result, your Hubber score reacts to how you yourself are doing as a human being, that is, the quality of your Hub existence. If you are popular amongst your peers, create lots of Hublove, preach the Hubword wherever you go, work tirelessly and unselfishly to advance Hubworks then your progress will be swift and sure.
Hubscore and Your Hubolution Rating
So clearly, the 100 Hubber score individuals are far superior to the rest of us. If you look closely you will see that each of them has a little halo above their heads, and it is said that those who manage to consistently maintain a 100 score have in fact already ascended to Hub Heaven, but have decided to come back down to help us lesser mortals with our own personal ascension. They fulfil the same function as Bodhisattvas in the Buddhist faith, but are in fact known in the inner circle of Hubpages as “hubhisatvas”.
This is why 100 score Hubbers are always helpful and keen to give useful advice. They have agreed to assist the development of us lesser Hubbers so that we too might ascend into hub heaven. This is the sworn commitment of a 100 hubber score individual (or “hubhisatva”).
Many of the teachings of these great Hubber souls have been saved in the FAQs and archives of the Hubpages site. These wise words are collectively known as the “Book of Hub”, in reverence to the One Hub himself, the source and creator of Hubpages. You should consult these sacred texts frequently, and put into practice what they preach if you wish to accelerate your own personal evolution into hub heaven (this is known within the inner circle of Hubpages as your “hubolution”).
So to recap, your Hubber score is in fact your personal “hubolution” rating, and the closer you are to 100, the closer you are ascending into hub heaven. And remember that there are many “hubisatvas” here who are only too willing to help you advance along your path.
Be a good hubber, read and put into practice the sacred texts of the “Book of Hub”, spread lots of Hublove around, and your evolution will be rapid and painless. You might even become a hubisatva. At the rate that new Hubbers are joining the Hubpages community, we need as many as we can get!
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© 2009 sannyasinman
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