The $12,000,000 Frog
My lovely wife was searching the world-wide web the other evening and discovered something that made me just have to look. She had typed in her hub name into the search engine and found it listed in a site called webstatsdomain.com. I decided to do a search on my name and as I started reading, I realized that I am rich. Yep, super, filthy rich. I should have a Ferrari and a mansion. You see, according to that site, Froggy213 at Hubpages is worth $12,761,715.
Yes, I am a twelve million dollar frog! Check it out $$$$$$$$$$$$$
So as I see it, I think I am ready to sell. I am offering all of you out there in internet land a great deal. First come, first served. For the low, low price of just $9,000,000 you can buy Froggy213 at Hubpages. I will sell every piece I have wrote and you can have the name Froggy213. Just think, you are saving almost four million dollars and you can be me!
With that deal you get all the stats that I have built up. According to Webstatsdomain I have a page-rank of 3/10 and a total of 108,150 backlinks. This gives me a 59% SEO score. You will be getting a bargain for 9 Million. You can pay through Paypal!
There is more! I have a safety rating giving me 100/100. They gave me a fancy award for that. Look down a bit. I was described with these features from some top names:
Google Safebrowsing: Safe
Avg Antivirus Safe
Wot Raiting Excellent
Child Safety Excellent
You better hurry! At this price, Froggy213 at Hubpages will go fast!
I wonder how many people would have ever thunk I would be worth this much money.
Hmmmm, I wonder if I should have wrote this; I think there is an I.R.S. agent knocking on the front door.
© G.L. Boudonck
© 2012 Greg Boudonck
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