Top 10 Dumb Amazon Products With Amazing Customer Reviews
Top 10 Dumb Products on Amazon
I found so many stupid items on a recent window shopping trip to Amazon that are worth a second look. Some of them had amazing product reviews from customers. Most of these hilarious reviews may sound too sarcastic, but its the humor and the actual effort they have taken to post them, that impressed me. The 10 products which I have chosen to share with you may not be really dumb, but these reviews definitely make them look like that!. Enjoy these Top 10 Dumb Amazon Products and Hilarious Customer Reactions. I haven't numbered them so that you can pick your own top 10, and you get a bonus review too!. I have always considered Amazon a better place for shopping than ebay. But, would you dare to try them out?
A Scary Facial Toning Mask
As one of the customers who bought this scary looking device said, its good for keeping children quiet, adding to the manufacturer's claim that this mask will reduce the appearance of wrinkling and rejuvenate you. One thing I could not understand is that despite having 26 gold-plated contact points, how they managed to keep the price so low for this contraption. But, according to some very positive customer reviews, this mask is really a cheap but effective alternative for face lift procedures which costs around $12,000. Anyway, this rejuvenating mask is expected to delay the need for a surgical Lift. Some users complain about getting a burn on their face after using this device. So buy it at your own risk! And don't forget to read the hilarious customer reviews of this facial toning mask below before going ahead.
Bacon for Bandage?
I think it's a crazy idea to come out with a product like that. Who will want to go around smelling like bacon? Apparently, the company thinks otherwise, and going by the reviews many people seem to have tried it already! If you love these bacon themed band-aids, head over to Amazon, as its quite cheap and you will be eligible for free shipping. Nevertheless, read the couple of customer reviews below.
Buying Whole Milk?
I don't know if anybody is buying milk from Amazon. Anyway, Tuscan is a very innovative business enterprise who is actually selling milk (Tuscan Whole Milk) online. And they are doing exceedingly well, going by the 1200 plus customer feedback they have received on Amazon alone. I think people are too lazy to go to the corner store. If you don't believe me, go check it out yourself. But read these gems before rushing out for the milk.
I need a UFO detector too
Now, this is not a bad idea or dumb product at all. I have always suspected that there are two UFOs circling my apartment at night, but never really caught sight of it. With this invention I can catch them, at least detect them when they fly around next time. All those satisfied customers can not be wrong. I am sure you will also want one too. Rush to Amazon before they are sold out, but read the positive feedback below first.
Fresh Whole Rabbit, Really?
I happened to think that this is gross, at best. May be rabbit meat lovers will disagree. Does it really have a nutty aftertaste that is unique to it as the seller proclaims? I know that Australians considered rabbits as a notorious pest long ago - may be even now?. If so, I can understand them selling whole fresh rabbit on Amazon. I don't want to go into it, but make sure you read the customer reviews below before you decide to buy.
Chicken Poop Lip Balm - Anyone?
This is almost like "Monster jobs". Its the name that is repulsive. Chicken Poop Lip Balm seems to be a well received Amazon product with many positive reviews. And, it doesn't contain any poop at all, which seem to be the point of contention of one customer! I couldn't resist adding this product to this list, because of the 2 reviews below.
Relax Man Capsule
No doubt it is the finest relaxation device ever invented. All are sold out!. If you haven't bought one already, you will have to wait for a long time to relax. Or you can relax while they manufacture more of these machines. This custom designed Relaxman is completely heat, light, sound, and almost everything proof just to provide you with total isolation for the ideal environmental therapy. There were some great customer reviews on this product. I chose the two below for your enlightenment. (not available right now)
I will have an Inflated Toast
From the product description- "Toast is great, but it's hard to keep in your pocket. So what do you do when you crave the warm comfort of toast but don't want to deal with the crumbs? You pull out your Inflatable Toast, blow it up and admire its realistic toasty goodness!"
Definitely it should have been a great product because, you cannot lay your hands on one now. They are all sold out. Instead you can go for the butter toast wallet if you like!I added this to the dumb Amazon product list only to accommodate the two hilarious customer reviews that really made me laugh. Enjoy reading them below. (This item is currently not available)
Genuine Squirrel Underpants
I never knew that squirrels needed under wears. Although meant to be a gag gift, the reviews were excellent. Well, someone made an effort to create this product to sell on Amazon. And there are girl squirrel underpants too. I would like to buy some too. Anyway, don't forget to read the customer reviews below. They are so funny.
Do you like Wolf Urine?
Really? Then use this 100 percent urine lures to create the illusion predators are present in your area. What a dumb idea! I wonder what this lure is made of. Certainly, it is disgusting for me. But the amazing customer reviews were what stopped me to have a second look at the product page. Below are a couple of them.
A Giant Swiss Army Knife
Why would anyone want to carry this really heavy (nearly 7 pounds!) piece of metal around is beyond me. But the pros are its 87 implements and 141 functions. There is absolutely nothing that you can not do with it. Why you should buy it? Its the price - you save more than 500 dollars if you buy it now. Imagine what all things you can buy with those 500 dollars! For your reference, there are a couple of very positive customer reviews below. Enjoy!
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