Thank You My HubPages You're Swell!

Where on earth but HubPages could I post a picture of a guy with bug glasses and a tiny hat? Where I ask you?! HubPages Professor that's where.

We're not here to hurt you earthling, we only want to have a little fun before we die. HubPages is the best content network with the best content solutions.
We're not here to hurt you earthling, we only want to have a little fun before we die. HubPages is the best content network with the best content solutions.

Why I'm in love with HubPages, and why you should be too.

Well it's been a few weeks on HubPages for me, last I checked my AdSense account was nearing a dollar! 71 cents! I'm rich, I'm rich moo hahah! Moo hahaha! OK fine so maybe I'm still a pauper, but my sense of humor and passion for life are still rich as ever.

I can't wait to walk into the Porsche dealership this week and say, "I'd like to buy that 911 Carrera sir, if you'd please."

"Would you like to take it for a test drive", the salesman would ask me.

"No thank you", I would reply.

"Well how would you like to pay for this sir?" He would ask, gently brushing away a tuft of hair from his forehead, awkwardly.

"Can I put a down payment in sense of humor and passion for life?"

After this the salesman and I would share a laugh, he'd pat me on the shoulder then say, "You are a very funny man Mr. Zoltak, I'm afraid we only take wampum here."

At this juncture we would both laugh, then each of us would mumble "jerk" under our breath, and collectively part ways.

But all parody aside, I'd like to take this time to thank all seven of the HubPages staff for introducing me to the best content network on the Web:

Paul Deeds

Maddie Ruud

Fawntia Fowler

Larry Freeman

Ryan Hupfer

Sumit Mehra

James Edmondson

Thanks for creating this burgeoning phenomenon called HubPages and for all the content solutions it provides. Without you I'd still just be a twinkle in the eye of the Collective Unconscious. You all must have hearts of gold, or at least deserve a Purple Heart On, as Kurt Vonnegut used to say.

I find 99% of the community of writers that you have gathered together here to be a great group of magnanimous wordsmiths. The writers and readers of Hubs are roundly encouraging and upbeat spirits with a penchant for vigor and a spirit like the wild mustang. I am humbly honored and proud to be a part of this group of creatives.

I look forward to reading more from everyone, and thank you with all my soul to my first 20 fans and all that have shared their kind words. I encourage anyone interested in honing their writing skills, however acutely tangent-aimed they might be, to begin writing or reading HubPages! Viva Hubpages ayyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Green Lotus 7 years ago from Atlanta, GA

Ditto Ben. I'm a happy hubber too..always enjoy reading your hubs.


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Dolores Monet 7 years ago from East Coast, United States

Very nice, Ben. You certainly are doing well here. A 91 in such a short time is no small feat. Well, your hubs are interesting and you present a very personable...person. (I'm just sucking up because you are so rich)


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Ben Zoltak 7 years ago from Lake Mills, Jefferson County, Wisconsin USA Author

Thanks Green Lotus and Dolores! I'm really flattered, I've picked up some regular work so it's going to be a challenge to write as much as I'd like, but I'm going to keep at it with support such as yours. Dolores, 91 !!! I know what you mean, and thank you! My daughter and I hifived, she's embarking on page 30 of her Nanowrimo contest, I'm so proud.

Also, I'd like to invite you both to a night in my metaphorical mansion where we can all dine on caviar and swim in the pool sipping scotch from snifters and ending the night with some soothing sound from Deep Breakfast.


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Green Lotus 7 years ago from Atlanta, GA

Deep Breakfast. I still my audio cassette from the 80s.


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Green Lotus 7 years ago from Atlanta, GA

Deep Breakfast. I still my audio cassette from the 80s. Good luck with your new endeavors!


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Ben Zoltak 7 years ago from Lake Mills, Jefferson County, Wisconsin USA Author

I love Deep Breakfest GL, great that you own it on cassette, that's how I listened to it first. An old friend with a shelved-set of cassettes played it for me, sublime!


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Niteriter 7 years ago from Canada

As soon as I'm finished learning to say "magnanimous wordsmiths" without stumbling I'm gonna start praying that GM stays in business long enough for me to spend some of my Adsense earnings on a new Cadillac! Another great Hub.


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Ben Zoltak 7 years ago from Lake Mills, Jefferson County, Wisconsin USA Author

Thanks again, I know what you mean about Caddies, if you've never driven or been riding in one, you don't hardly know what it is to go for a ride. Magnanimous is one of those words I enjoy, but don't like to break out too often as I fear it makes me look erudite or bombastic, both characteristics that probably fit me to some degree, but I'd rather be painted as just a regular word juggler instead of some high falootin' Ivy league type, which I'm not. Thanks again Niteriter!


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RedElf 7 years ago from Canada

Great enthusiasm! This is a great community of writers and I am amazed that the staff stays as sane and nice as they do with all of us to keep happy and chugging along! Kudos for your kudos!


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Ben Zoltak 7 years ago from Lake Mills, Jefferson County, Wisconsin USA Author

Thanks RedElf! I see you've got some hefty numbers to back up your claims! I need to read your "Camping Gifts" article, and so does anybody who plans on buying me gifts!


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Carmen Borthwick 7 years ago from Maple Ridge, B.C.

You are probably richer than me by now... I think I am up to $1.63. Perhaps a downpayment for a bus pass LOL! Congrats on your hubnuggetry. I was once in your ranks placing in the fifth spot, so you are one up on me. I am off to join the wizard... no sorry, your fan club and check out more hubs. Hang in there Zoltak! Awesome job. Cheers from Canada and Carmen


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Ben Zoltak 7 years ago from Lake Mills, Jefferson County, Wisconsin USA Author

Thanks Carmen, I believe I am nearing the $3 mark, time to open a Swiss bank account! Glad to see I am in such great company in my hubnuggetry!

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