In keeping with traditional super hero phraseology I suppose the name would be either HubMan or HubGirl, for those of you that are modernists, HubPerson could be the name.
This super hero would be able to battle affiliate links in a single blow, push-out 750+ word articles that flow naturally with the speed of a cheetah (if cheetahs could type, of course) and repel spam with his or her laser vision.
Yes, this type of super hero would be so great that all other super heroes would have to retire. This, unfortunately, would have dire consequences on the super hero economy. In turn, this super hero economic contagion would spread into our mortal economic existence making already difficult financial times even harder.
So, HubMan, HubGirl, HubPerson, whatever your name is, stay away from our world and let us hubbers take care of things on our own. Your price is too high.