so you're saying i just missed the punchline there? thought you missed a period after "suicide" and before "so". LOL Anyways, i think your hubs hit people differently! who knows I won't be back later! maybe you should issue a warning to every hub you write - something like they did in The Ring
if you build it they will come! that's what was said to Kevin Costner in the Field of Dreams - now what you have to build I've no idea! Btw, false modesty does not become you. An afterthought - make your titles interesting like "Lighting your fart" - (just published and i've commented already) or something like that. Musings sounds serious if you ask me
No it's not you, i'm under medication so pardon my shiftyness if there is such a word. Anyways, doesn't it make you wonder why the rest of them hubbers haven't gotten into joining this thread.. they are missing something i'm telling ya LOL
what plane did you jump out of to land here? welcome, but I see you have fans before you even have written a hub, I know Pest would like to know how you did that, he's bothering about having fans, seems that he wants a whole trailer park of 'em.
Damnit, I found it too late, this is where that Pest has been hiding, I thought he was round the corner, behind the liquor store hanging out or doing God knows what with one of his mom's "John". Sadly, I must shut the computer down as the snooping wife is starting to get suspicious I am staying up past my bedtime. This will continue!
Okay you do that while I head on over to the kitchen... cooking time! Yay! I'm the family's iron chef (ahem). Just make sure NOT to comment on the avatar, neva eva the avatar! which makes me wonder nonetheless... See ya in a bit
I was about to comment on that then decided to let it be. I was wondring if you guys where talking about humor topic and somewhere along the way, you guys were teasing each other about your avatars. Why did you change it? heheheh.
I like both so it doesn't matter. But the cat is curious and she says, "meow, let me get a better view."
Chris had asked me about my Avatar and I had no real answer so I jokingly told him to never ask about the Avatar "Neva!" Neva is what we use to say in another forum I posted in. Meant to be evil without the sinister laugh. Nothing I say should ever really be taken serious.
The cat is my real cat, Kat, the topic of one of my hubs. Much like Goldentoad's wife she believes I spend too much time on my computer. The picture was taken from my desk as she was playing with the cables, undoubtedly trying to sabotage my computer time!
Well now, ain't this 'posed ta be 'bout humor. I tho't there'd be some jokes here by now. So here goes.
Hillary Clinton's New Years Roast Beef Recipe
1 Large Rib Roast 1 small Rib Roast
Preheat Oven to 350 degrees
Season the two roasts as you like, to taste. Place the little one on bottom rack of oven and the large one on the top rack and close door. When the little roast is burned the large one is done. Take both out of oven and discard the little roast and carve and serve the large one.
C.C Riter, I think you just silenced the audience, and everyone knows they got order a stronger drink if you are going to keep telling jokes like that. I know you are about as fresh a wet booger but oh my, try again, wait, let me order that double shot of tequila first. What's green and smells like pig?
First off...Chris, I know the joke is old, but it fits the time of YEAR...lol
Goldentoad, I do not do meth, I sell mommas surplus. I only drink Stohs, and that would be a BAG of weed not chew that we pass around. You ever try and chew while drinking beer? Spit swallow??? nothing worse than drinking a Strohs bottle of mommas chew spit! ( yes I went there!!!)
Me? Thought so! Naah I don't think Toad is going anywhere else in the forums. It's as he said, his Mama G is on the prowl! His wifey doesn't know about his hubbing and it will be the end of the Toad we know if she finds out - with all that hubs he has written exposing his inner workings! But don't tell you heard it from me, okay?
Hopefully all of you are laughing... and while you're at it... please let me know how I can improve my hubs. I sure need an expert hubber just about now to point me in the right direction lest I get lost.
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