It can't be the Twinkies, it's not the 21st of December. I saw a Coypu yesterday, not a beaver, but still it makes you think. It could have been the all seeing duck in a Coypu suit though, although it's probably hard for it to rent disguises as it doesn't have a credit card, so has to put it on it's bill.
I won't sleep now. Any where in the world you say? Is it possible that it is doing it via webcam? Could it be possible that a Mallard in Orkney is keeping tabs on me? Or is the dam think in the walls like a mole man?