Surreptitious Saturday

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   paradigmsearchposted 11 years ago

   
   Who knows what will show up here...

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      gmwilliamsposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Good morning, I am here to help you and save your immortal soul.   Let's us have a lovely chat.   May I come in?

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         paradigmsearchposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         You are welcome at any time.

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      A Thousand Wordsposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      I'm fearful of what might happen if I step through that door. For one I cant fly.

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         Terminexposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         Swim!

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         paradigmsearchposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         Parachutes are allowed.

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      wildernessposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      It is not green glass, so I assume anything at all could come through.  Pink elephants, perhaps.

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         paradigmsearchposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         
         Let's be careful out there...

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            Kathryn LJposted 11 years agoin reply to this

            Tribles!!!  Love those little critters.

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               Kathryn LJposted 11 years agoin reply to this

               Dam, they're spelt Tribbles.

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                  wildernessposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                  The captain will give you all you want, just for the asking...

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                     Kathryn LJposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                     Except the one on his head.  That's a toup tribble, specially bred to keep it's balance during love scenes and swash-buckling.  It comes with a variety of fur lengths for authenticity and is guaranteed not to sit like a hovercraft on the balding pate.

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                  LaThingposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                  Hahaha..... Blame the SpellChecker!

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      Hollie Thomasposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Oh my gosh, someone has opened the portal of the plane before we've landed.

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         Kathryn LJposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         Nah, just a bottle of cheap plonk:)

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   TIMETRAVELER2posted 11 years ago

   Yes, but enter at your own risk lol!!

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      LaThingposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Yeah, you should know, TIMETRAVELER!

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   paradigmsearchposted 11 years ago

   I'm still trying to work up some energy for today. I believe another cup of coffee is in order...

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      Terminexposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      I'm kinda worried about you...

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         paradigmsearchposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         I worry about me, too.
         
         However, completed chores count for today is already at 1.

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            Terminexposted 11 years agoin reply to this

            Build a new thread

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   jimmythejockposted 11 years ago

   I think your house might land on a witch and you will get a new pair of ruby slippers.....jimmy

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   Motown2Chitownposted 11 years ago

   Tribbles are not coming through that door.  Can they even climb that high?!

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      Kathryn LJposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Eventually.

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   paradigmsearchposted 11 years ago

   And I was doing so well today...
   
   As she lay there dozing next to me a voice inside my head kept saying, "Relax, you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients." But another voice kept saying, "Paradigmsearch, you are a veterinarian."

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   paradigmsearchposted 11 years ago

   There sure are some unhappy threads around here lately... Kind of depressing... Oh, well. There's always this one....
   
   Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
   
   "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
   
   "I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes," replies Watson.
   
   "And what do you deduce from that?"
   
   Watson ponders for a minute.
   
   "Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
   
   Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone stole our tent!"

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      LaThingposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Hahahaha..... Ok, I am a sucker of silly joke!

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   cfinposted 11 years ago

   There has been a lot of anti Irish propaganda in the news lately. You know those kinds of stories that just don't usually make international front pages, but just happened to, with half the facts missing. So to cheer myself up, I am inventing an anti stereotype. I'm going to wear all blue, while drinking a non alcoholic beer and eating some lizard for dinner. Take that media!

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      paradigmsearchposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      I didn't even know about that. It's getting so that everybody hates everybody these days...

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   cfinposted 11 years ago

   Yeah I noticed, I blame the media, and baboons. Those baboons know how to push people's buttons.

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    cfinposted 11 years ago

    Did anyone get a glance of the new purple panther series 1 evolution 6 lady shave?

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    LaThingposted 11 years ago

    What was the topic here, again?? ........ Reading all those comments kind of made me forget what it was suppose to be!

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       Kathryn LJposted 11 years agoin reply to this

       There was a topic?!

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