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You know it's going to be a Bad day when...

  1. paulburchett profile image79
    paulburchettposted 4 years ago

    Finish the sentence.

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    Sunnie Dayposted 4 years ago

    When the turkey was nicely stuffed and placed in the oven but sadly I cannot find my reading glasses!

    1. paulburchett profile image79
      paulburchettposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      Hey, turkeys don't read lol

  3. wilderness profile image95
    wildernessposted 4 years ago

    The furnace dies on Saturday, it's below freezing outside and nothing is open until after Christmas.

    1. paulburchett profile image79
      paulburchettposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      Yes, very bad

      1. wilderness profile image95
        wildernessposted 4 years ago in reply to this

        On the good side, I know just enough of that stuff to jury rig it - it's been running fine since Saturday.  Two days to go! big_smile

        1. paulburchett profile image79
          paulburchettposted 4 years ago in reply to this

          Well that's good!

  4. paradigmsearch profile image87
    paradigmsearchposted 4 years ago

    ...there's a knock at the door...

    1. paulburchett profile image79
      paulburchettposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      Who's there?

      1. paradigmsearch profile image87
        paradigmsearchposted 4 years ago in reply to this

        Someone answers...

        1. paulburchett profile image79
          paulburchettposted 4 years ago in reply to this

          Could it be the Publishers Clearing House prize patrol?

          1. paradigmsearch profile image87
            paradigmsearchposted 4 years ago in reply to this

            No.

    2. paradigmsearch profile image87
      paradigmsearchposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      I answer...

      1. paulburchett profile image79
        paulburchettposted 4 years ago in reply to this

        The door slowly opens, there's nobody there!

  5. LiamBean profile image88
    LiamBeanposted 4 years ago

    A near header into the toilet after tripping over my pajamas.

    1. paulburchett profile image79
      paulburchettposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      you're all washed up then lol

  6. DzyMsLizzy profile image90
    DzyMsLizzyposted 4 years ago

    ...your bath towel falls in the cats' litter box...  mad

    1. paulburchett profile image79
      paulburchettposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      Tidey Cat?

      1. DzyMsLizzy profile image90
        DzyMsLizzyposted 4 years ago in reply to this

        It wasn't so 'tidy' at the time...someone had just made a deposit.  mad

        1. paulburchett profile image79
          paulburchettposted 4 years ago in reply to this

          Oh no!

  7. paradigmsearch profile image87
    paradigmsearchposted 4 years ago

    ...those little black things with the "H" in the center have all disappeared...

    1. paulburchett profile image79
      paulburchettposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      I was afraid of that!

  8. gmwilliams profile image85
    gmwilliamsposted 4 years ago

    When your computer crashes and you discover that you NEED a NEW COMPUTER!

    1. paulburchett profile image79
      paulburchettposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      Off to Walmart

  9. paradigmsearch profile image87
    paradigmsearchposted 4 years ago

    ...you wake up. You open your eyes. There's nothing there...

    1. paulburchett profile image79
      paulburchettposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      Where The??

  10. AMFredenburg profile image79
    AMFredenburgposted 4 years ago

    You manage to tie yourself to the doorknob with your pocketbook strap when you're leaving your house.

    1. paulburchett profile image79
      paulburchettposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      Oh no! Your door was trying to be a purse snatcher lol.

      1. AMFredenburg profile image79
        AMFredenburgposted 4 years ago in reply to this

        Sorry to say, I've done it more than once....

        1. paulburchett profile image79
          paulburchettposted 4 years ago in reply to this

          Bad purses happen to good people.

          1. AMFredenburg profile image79
            AMFredenburgposted 4 years ago in reply to this

            lol...

  11. paulburchett profile image79
    paulburchettposted 4 years ago

    You have to go to the Cell Phone store the day after Christmas.

  12. paulburchett profile image79
    paulburchettposted 4 years ago

    You hear about another conspiracy theory.

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      Beth37posted 4 years ago in reply to this

      ... the best car running is the one with no brakes and a broken head gasket. (Sad but true.)

      1. paulburchett profile image79
        paulburchettposted 4 years ago in reply to this

        so sorry!

  13. 2uesday profile image88
    2uesdayposted 4 years ago

    as you empty the washing machine you discover damp shredded tissue paper clinging to all the dark colored clothes.

    1. paulburchett profile image79
      paulburchettposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      a whole new meaning to the term too clingy lol

  14. wymyczak66 profile image92
    wymyczak66posted 4 years ago

    you shake coffee creamer without checking the cap and end up wearing it  O_O

  15. paulburchett profile image79
    paulburchettposted 4 years ago

    lol very funny!

  16. Disturbia profile image60
    Disturbiaposted 4 years ago

    you wake up with the flu.

    1. paulburchett profile image79
      paulburchettposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      Please take care of yourself!

  17. paradigmsearch profile image87
    paradigmsearchposted 4 years ago

    there are Triffids in my backyard...

  18. Zsuzsi profile image81
    Zsuzsiposted 4 years ago

    ... at 9:05am you poured the morning coffee all over your shirt and have meetings all day. (btw true story)

    1. paulburchett profile image79
      paulburchettposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      You had mountain grown aroma all over you lol

  19. gmwilliams profile image85
    gmwilliamsposted 4 years ago

    When your salary increases by 20% yet your bills increase by 50%!
    http://s3.hubimg.com/u/7593342.jpg

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    Sarra Garrettposted 4 years ago

    when you have fallen and can't get up

  21. seanorjohn profile image82
    seanorjohnposted 4 years ago

    Can't remember the night before.

 
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