HP HQ How can I help you? Hubber Caller #1 Can you please make Hubs 15 pixels wider? HP HQ Sure. I'll have our software engineer with a master's degree in computational and mathematical engineering from Stanford set aside everything she's working on and get this taken care of for you.
HP HQ How can I help you? Hubber Caller #2 I want the the font for Hub titles to be sans serif. HP HQ Sure thing. I'm sure the other 130,000 published Hubbers will be pleased with your selection.
HP HQ How can I help you? Hubber Caller #3 Yes, people are calling other people names in the forums. HP HQ Glad you called. I'll be sure to get one of our 18 staff members over to babysit immediately!
HP HQ How can I help you? Hubber Caller #4 How dare you idle my Hub. Don't you know I'm a published author? HP HQexacerbated tone Would you prefer to speak with Simone, Derek or Matthew? Each is qualified to answer since they have already multiple times this month.
HP HQ How can I help you? Hubber Caller #5 How can this "aunty" Hub http://markewbie.hubpages.com/hub/My-Hot-Aunty remain published while you idle my quality Hub about the intricacies of comma usage in run-on sentences that include overly verbose language to an extent that they are entirely incomprehensible? The topic could trend anytime! HP HQ Wait, what?
HP HQ How can I help you? Hubber Caller #6 Traffic on my most regularly viewed Hub dropped 60% in one day! Fix everything so Google doesn't punish me further for your mistakes. HP HQ Are you referring to your Hub, How to Dial a Rotary Telephone Using Only your Index Finger? Hubber Caller #6 That's the one. HP HQ No problem; Let me have Paul E. compose a Hub addressed to Google to see if that will get your Hub's views back up to 5 a day from 2.
HP HQ How can I help you? Hubber Caller #7 When I click 'publish' nothing happens. HP HQ I'm sorry. The sub-domain habee has temporarily pushed us over capacity.
HP HQFriday at midnight ring... ring... ring... ring... ring... ring... ring Hubber Caller #8 @?!&* Who's on call??? It took my Hub twelve hours and five minutes to get published. You promised twelve! HP HQ ring...ring...ring...ring...ring
HP HQ How can I help you? Hubber Caller #9 Can you please have each staff member provide me with a detailed work itinerary for the coming week, month, quarter, and year? Afterall, without me, you're nothing. HP HQ Absolutely. It's probably a much better use of our time.
HP HQWe're sorry; you have reached a number that has been disconnected or is no longer in service. If you feel you have reached this recording in error, please check the number and try your call again. Hubber Caller #10click
guy on the left - "I love how HP lets us set our own hours." guy on the right - "Yeah, the Pauls' are gone, Simone is on vacation. Nice." guy on the left - "Let's turn on Jaws and sit back and troll the forums." guy on the right - "Dude, look who started a bash HP thread."
Love some of these posts. The Simone drawing is lol funny.
(I hope people realize this is simply done in jest...)
HP HQ: "Ah, I think I got it now. So the bloke in the hat on the far right screen is married to the sister of the girl with the bow in her hair, who may or may not be related to the guy who thinks he's a swan, right?"
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