1/1/13 Dear Aliens from Milky Way or other Galaxies,
Happy April Fools Day on Earth to You! This is a forum thread created for you to explain (to us earthlings) all there is to know about YOU! Why are you here and what conditions have brought you here? What is your mission, your name and anything else you would like to share!
I am here to study human psychology. I am currently attempting to capture Lindsay Lohan and/or Snooki. The results of our studies of these two specimens will determine what we decide to do with your species.
You rang! I'm still figuring it all out. What I believed to be my life's mission turned out to be a dream. Bit like the original Dallas. Thought my husband was dead, but that was just a fluffy musing. Joking btw, wouldn't be pleased if anyone died. Least of all my last ex-husband, he's also still a friend!