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How Many Hubbers?

  1. jimmythejock profile image84
    jimmythejockposted 3 years ago

    How many Hubbers does it take to change a lightbulb?
    None a Hubber would get someone else to do it while they write a Hub guide on How to change a lightbulb.
    Share your hubber jokes here but try not to be nasty about fellow Hubbers.....jimmy

    1. Reality Bytes profile image93
      Reality Bytesposted 3 years ago in reply to this

      A new hubber starts a thread asking if there was a self-help learning center.

      Another hubber quickly responds," I could provide a link, but it would defeat the purpose."

    2. LastRoseofSummer2 profile image91
      LastRoseofSummer2posted 3 years ago in reply to this

      Would you mind if I slightly change your light bulb joke?

      How many Hubbers does it take to change a light bulb?
      None. A Hubber would stay in the dark and use the light coming from their computer to write a How To guide for changing light bulbs.

      I think your version is very funny smile Hope you like mine.

  2. profile image0
    Beth37posted 3 years ago

    What makes a hubber an expert on the topic of their hub?

    The fact that they wrote the hub.

  3. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 3 years ago

    How many Hubbers get screwed daily by the internet?

    All of them.

    1. WryLilt profile image86
      WryLiltposted 3 years ago in reply to this

      I'm not feeling screwed. The only screwing I'll be doing is the lightbulb that Jimmy the Jock needs for some reason.

  4. janshares profile image91
    jansharesposted 3 years ago

    What do you call a sandwich made by Hubpages Writers?

    A HubClub.

  5. janshares profile image91
    jansharesposted 3 years ago

    What do you call a gofer who runs around HubPages Headquarters all day?

    A Hub Page.

  6. Marcy Goodfleisch profile image94
    Marcy Goodfleischposted 3 years ago

    What do you call a paycheck from HubPages?  A Hub Stub.

  7. Marcy Goodfleisch profile image94
    Marcy Goodfleischposted 3 years ago

    What do you call a hub that gets unfeatured?  A Hub Flub.

  8. Nell Rose profile image89
    Nell Roseposted 3 years ago

    What do you call a baby hubber? A hub cub!
    What do you call it when a hubber ignores you? A Hub snub!

  9. alexadry profile image93
    alexadryposted 3 years ago

    What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?  Google panda as it makes Hubpages traffic plummet down a hill!

  10. Marcy Goodfleisch profile image94
    Marcy Goodfleischposted 3 years ago

    How many Hubbers does it take to change a lightbulb?  Twenty.  One to find a replacement and install it, and nineteen to whine about it on the Forum and demand to know why the light burned out to begin with.

  11. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 3 years ago

    There sure are a heck of a lot of good ones here. I'm not even going to try to compete. lol

    1. snakeslane profile image81
      snakeslaneposted 3 years ago in reply to this

      Agreed, but I'll try:
      What do you call a controversial forum thread at Hub Pages?
      A hubbub
      Groan...

      1. LastRoseofSummer2 profile image91
        LastRoseofSummer2posted 3 years ago in reply to this

        Yes, GROAN! But funny smile

  12. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 3 years ago

    http://i.imgflip.com/2nlmk.jpg

  13. janshares profile image91
    jansharesposted 3 years ago

    What makes a hubber mad with road rage?
    Slow traffic. mad

 
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