(I am amazed at how such a large part of these lyrics fit...)
Dear Google,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTjio-Ks94
Sincerely,
Hubber Land
UPDATE: The damned ad they're sometimes playing is obnoxious as hell and totally destroys what would otherwise be a truly synchronistic experience. So be prepared to turn the sound off until it's safe.
Bumped for the heck of it. Traffic continues to drop. I'm still amazed about how almost all the lyrics are a perfect fit for a "dear google" and as to how many of us feel.
Stay tuned for a second video.
What is the purpose of this thread? How about for posting videos and memes about our traffic situation? However, the videos must give the viewers goosebumps. And the memes must be funny or invoke something beyond just surface thoughts.
What is the purpose of the purpose of this thread? How about camaraderie, philosophy, entertainment, and making this a pleasant Sunday? That's my goal for the day anywho.
(lyrics)
Dear Google,
I don't know when I've been so blue
Don't know what's come over you
You've found someone new
And don't it make my brown eyes blue
I'll be fine when you're gone
I'll just cry all night long
Say it isn't true
And don't it make my brown eyes blue
Tell me no secrets, tell me some lies
Give me no reasons, give me alibis
Tell me you love me and don't let me cry
Say anything but don't say goodbye
I didn't mean to treat you bad
Didn't know just what I had
But honey now I do
And don't it make my brown eyes
Don't it make my brown eyes
Don't it make my brown eyes blue
Don't it make my brown eyes
Don't it make my brown eyes
Don't it make my brown eyes blue
Don't it make my brown eyes
Don't it make my brown eyes
Don't it make my brown eyes blue
Sincerely,
Hubber Land
When I first started getting involved with writing anything on the Internet I came to "the Internet world" with eyes that were already blue. Well, they were blue under certain circumstances, depending of what was going on around them. There were also times when they were more gray or "pale mixed looking", again, depending on where they were and what was going on around them. At other times, they looked just a little green. I like to think that green was "green as in inexperienced" - not "green as in 'with envy'" because I don't have a shred of envy in me and never have.
In bright sun, though, they're pale enough that they start to almost look clear, rather than colored. It's funny how the sun can make things clear, isn't it...
Anyway, my eyes have never been brown and never will be. They're that mix of pale colors that mean they have something in common with a whole lot of other people (except for those brown-eye folks), and yet are too mixed to have their own, clearly established and never changing, color. While I, as a person at this stage in my life, certainly don't change "as a person" the way my eye color keeps doing over the course of any given day; the eye-color thing makes a great metaphor for my online stuff - although these days with the online stuff/Hubs (etc.) there is far less blue, little clear, a lot less green, and mainly gray - dull, non-colorful, that is occasionally washed out enough by bright sunlight that the "color" seems temporarily clear for brief snippets of time.
In any case, although the "brown-eyes-blue" song is, of course, a good one the "all-algorithm'ed-out" among us; the song that comes to mind for me isn't so much about only Google, but is also about all a lot of things, practices, efforts, etc. that I just kind of got into the habit of going with; no matter how much I've kept thinking they're either incorrect, misguided; or else not what I want or like with regard to my own writing efforts.
Here's the song that comes to mind for me:
Keep in mind that the lyrics to the song are things I relate to in terms of Internet writing - NOT in terms of myself and/or my own life. Keep in mind, too, that mood of the song doesn't reflect the "mood" or seriousness with which I view internet writing (particularly in the "scheme of all of life"). The lyrics are so applicable, though (well, except for that one reference to "forgiveness" toward the end, which doesn't apply for most people).
In any case, here's the song that, to me, reflects my own attitude toward the online stuff. (One more time, the mood of the song doesn't indicate the "mood of me". It's just that - boy - those lyrics can strike a chord. ): (Of course, the "out-in-the-cold" image on the video just further a. "enhances the mood" but also b. does kind of apply to a lot of the online-traffic situation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaS7R3rlyE8
WOW! I'm not kidding. That is going to hit home with a lot of people.
LisaHW that is perfect. Wow. I played it a few times liked and subscribed because it says it all. Thank you.
With this one, think allegory...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_swaxOidGU
by keepitnatural 13 years ago
Are people with blue eyes different from those with brown eyes (apart from appearance) somehow?
by Mishael Austin Witty 13 years ago
What color are your eyes?Are they blue like just about everyone in my family, or are they brown or some other color?
by Brian 13 years ago
Well, it seems to me that my traffic is never going to increase.I am lucky to get one hit a week now, and the only traffic I am getting is from google.I know that being away for a while doesn't help much, but none of my other sites are doing any better. With all the stuff that is going on with my...
by ktnptl 10 years ago
What do you think HubPages future? Considering other sites like Squidoo, InfoBarrel and other,how Hubpages compete in future? What is the future after a year or two?
by Evan Hutchinson 12 years ago
That's the way of the internet. Google isn't the be-all end-all of the internet, and I'm kind of glad I spent a lot of time rarely posting on the forums because there is so much worry about Google this and Google that. Yeah, I know it did cause a big hit, but that's why you gotta be a hustler. Keep...
by Janet21 14 years ago
I read the above quote on another thread and was wondering if anyone here can confirm that this is the case. Do you have long hubs, over 800 words? Are they doing well as far as Google traffic goes?Should I try to keep my hubs under 800 words?
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