I will be making a male model too. Rosie will do the cooking and cleaning b/c she's a female robot and that's all females can do. And Channing will take care of the male robot duties. Now all I need is a few billion dollars and I'll be on my way.
Have you seen the dog video on Facebook? The dog picks up everything in the house, brings shoes to its owner, closes cupboard doors, and almost everything. Then all you need is someone to wash the dishes. It was a Jack Russell terrier.
Yeah, that was kinda the joke, but nobody ever gets my jokes... however we DO need someone to put the stuff in the machines... or if the machines themselves ... kinda ate the stuff, then spit it back out clean.
I got it!.... If only that were possible. Instead of a machine to wash all this stuff, how about inventing dishes, clothing and trash that just disappears after using!! ha ha.. kind of embarrassing yes.
us guys, will change the tires, mow the lawn, take out the trash, put oil in the car, replace the plugs and wires, chop down the elm tree hanging over the house and crawl under the house with the mice and fiddlebacks and fix the kitchen drain pipe/plumbing.
You had just posted a very long thread post with my name attached as your example. You had said I was attracted to you, but that you had rejected me... it was a lengthy post with my name used well over a dozen times... then you followed me to a non-religious thread and continued addressing me... it seemed to me like an appropriate joke under the circumstances... What I would say is personal, is your desire to create trouble, A Troubled Man. Maybe you could refocus on your purpose here... unless creating trouble is your purpose here.
They do called dishwashers and washing machines.. still got to put the stuff in and out. then I was going to say that is what children are for.. but then I forgot they have to be old enough to wash dishess.. and by the time they are they already know how to ignore you..
This is where it gets fun...say what you want to, without actually saying it. Implication, innuendo and metaphors are all your friends here. Walk the line, teeter on the brink, but don't fall into the abyss. You can do it! Might make a good forum topic, come to think of it.
Hmmm. I'm no Pat Sajak, but I think I know which vowel to buy. Actually, it looks like you have successfully achieved your goal. Good show. You mean like a female deer, right? Very derogatory, but not ban worthy.
Maybe I should get the maid to post the responses for me, she would probably do a much better job in between washing up and doing the ironing; meanwhile my wife is far too busy looking after babies....
Im reading a book about that now... it's says that men aren't as clueless as women think they are, but that women should... and now I forgot. Funny how I remember the ways men are supposed to change, but I don't remember my part.
men are supposed to change? I thought it was women that did the werewolf impression at the full moon...
You women have always been the forgetful ones.... forgetting that you should have started choosing clothes and putting on makeup 6 hours before we are due to leave home... Forgetting that we have been at work all day... Forgetting that it is our night out with the boys and that we don't have time to babysit....
Forgetting that they have a huge amount of time for the dishes and the laundry................
What I want to know, is if they can send a man to the moon, why can't men find anything?? I am always getting questions from my hubby. Where are his socks, where is his wallet, phone, etc, etc, etc... How did they manage to make it to the moon when they can't even manage to locate their own socks?
It was not a woman that put the moon there, it is in an obvious place, where it should be so us men know exactly where it is!
Socks however could have been put anywhere by you girls along with the tools that we left out scattered across the floor for when we needed them next time.. We knew exactly where we left them and if you girls did not tidy them away we would be able to lay our hands on them immediately.
My wife is always tidying away my computer stuff, she will put an external drive in one drawer and the cable in a box on a shelf in a different room and then forget that she ever laid her hands on them. It will then take a full day of searching and lost tempers to find both parts that were otherwise located on MY DESK in MY OFFICE not bothering anyone!
Ya! About tidying up your computer stuff, Just try cleaning up the dishes in the kitchen, then put the glasses and utensils in different drawers and shelves!!! Let us know how that went with her. Oh and try this, put the food back in the fridge while she is still using it.
My maid has a clean bed, private room, meals, above average salary, medical cover and enjoys her life with frequent trips to resorts etc...
The alternative for her is living in a slum, sleeping on the floor, scrapping together enough to maybe eat once a day.. Or worse standing on a corner somewhere selling herself to unscrupulous foreigners that come here and pay a whole $10 to have their way with young girls who have little choice if they want money to support themselves and their families.
Believe me she is very happy with her life - she is not a slave or a servant and acts and is treated very much as part of the family.. She gets more relaxing time than I do!!
Most workers in the country earn between $100 - $200 a month from which they have to pay for their home, rental, food etc. Many survive on considerably less... Many have no work at all and rely on other members of their family for handouts.
I support an extended family and employ around 30 people in various enterprises that would not otherwise exist ensuring that kids go to school to get an education etc etc..
We employ a maid as it helps her and her family as well as making my wife and son's life a little easier. My wife could do all of the work herself and has done, but why struggle if you don't need to? My wife is free to concentrate on my son and our house is clean and tidy....
I spose we are really stereo-typing now. Im wearing a pair of grey converse right now... they probably cost around $20 and I doubt I have a shoe worth much more than that. Flip flops in the summer, converse in the winter... a couple pairs of heels... a pair of slippers, Im set.
I think you are the exception to the rule claiming you only have 5 pairs of shoes. On second thought its not that I would begrudge a women having lots of shoes to cover up those painted raptor like talons.