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I, alone, have the first 4 pages of a google search.

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    Beth37posted 3 years ago

    I know it's a big deal to appear on the first page of a google search, but I have the first FOUR pages of a search I did. I was looking for an old thread, so I entered beth37 and hubpages... There's no one around for miles... just me and my bad self. Don't even try to compete. I own it!

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      writingloverposted 3 years ago in reply to this

      Hail Queen Beth! :

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        Beth37posted 3 years ago in reply to this

        oy... not gonna be making any friends with that title am I? Im just gonna ostrich that one out. lol

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          writingloverposted 3 years ago in reply to this

          LOL tongue

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          Will Apseposted 3 years ago in reply to this

          Could you drive up to Carlstadt NJ for me Beth and find out why customs there are holding up my (self given) birthday present? Just say its the water jet thing and they will know what you mean.

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            Beth37posted 3 years ago in reply to this

            Im on it Will.

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              Will Apseposted 3 years ago in reply to this

              Nah forget it. That Obama guy got back back to me (finally). He sent some kind of swot team to expedite the matter and those union guys demanding sit down time for lunch are now feeding the fishes instead of their own greedy guts.

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                Beth37posted 3 years ago in reply to this

                Oh good, it was gonna take about 3 days up and  days back. ive got thanksgiving... do you know what that is?

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                  Will Apseposted 3 years ago in reply to this

                  You thank god all the indians are dead?

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                    Beth37posted 3 years ago in reply to this

                    Native Americans... and a few survived the ugliness... Im friends with quite a few... they sometimes wear the full garb, very impressive ppl. they have forgiven us, their mom went thru much worse... Im not sure she's forgiven the white man yet. She's really interesting though.

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    paradigmsearchposted 3 years ago

    I knew you were a legend!

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      Beth37posted 3 years ago in reply to this

      What are the odds? If I'd have not done that search, I would have never known the power I wield.

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    Will Apseposted 3 years ago

    You ownes the SERPs's.

    Sorry, been listening to Tom Waits tonight.

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      Beth37posted 3 years ago in reply to this

      Hmmm... explain I don't understand the references or just smile and nod?


      smile

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        Will Apseposted 3 years ago in reply to this

        Tom has the mother of all lisps. Makes the Golem sound clipped.

        If he sang it it would be ownesssss thesssseess serpesssseesss.

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          Beth37posted 3 years ago in reply to this

          Translator: Aisle 5.

          Who's Tom? What's he got to do with this?

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            Beth37posted 3 years ago in reply to this

            Oh wait... Im with you now.... or maybe you edited.  I had to go back and read again. smile

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    wildernessposted 3 years ago

    *sob*  I cannot make such a claim - "wilderness" simply does not carry the raw power of "beth37".  I'm sooo hurt. sad

    On the other hand, searching for that handsome picture results in 7 pages of results, all mine!  (Don't forget, too, that a picture is worth a thousand words big_smile )

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      Beth37posted 3 years ago in reply to this

      What?! Seven pages! My four look measly now. You sir, are on my short list.

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        wildernessposted 3 years ago in reply to this

        Yep - you've been beat out, and badly so.  7,000 to 4 (the thousand word thingie).  Hardly worthy of even a mention.  You are not on my short list; you aren't even on the scope at all!  Neener, neener!

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          Beth37posted 3 years ago in reply to this

          You've cut me to the core along with your A and your 97. I once thought I had it all... better days, better days.

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            wildernessposted 3 years ago in reply to this

            lol

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    Jenn-Anneposted 3 years ago

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, I guess this is something for the rest of us to aspire to.

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      Beth37posted 3 years ago in reply to this

      Good luck! I don't think anyone's gonna pull ahead. You can try to enter Beth37 hubpages, but I don't think you're gonna find your name till page 50 at least.

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    Mark Ewbieposted 3 years ago

    If I enter "Mark Ewbie HubPages" the second entry on the page is your Hub about me.  That's great.

    No it's really great - well done.

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      Beth37posted 3 years ago in reply to this

      hahaha... oh dear... that's strange. I didn't know I was even visible on the internet other than by search or whatever. Gosh, i hope you don't mind. I meant that hub as the highest compliment.

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        Mark Ewbieposted 3 years ago in reply to this

        Hey no problem.  The next one down is "Is Mark Ewbie a Homosexualist?"

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          Beth37posted 3 years ago in reply to this

          Well we all had our suspicions.
          Hey, who conducted that interview of you and when was it?

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            Mark Ewbieposted 3 years ago in reply to this

            yeah OK.  You win.

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              Beth37posted 3 years ago in reply to this

              ?
              No, on that web search of your name... it had an interview. It was good. I just wondered who did it and when. Did you take insult? Im sorry, none was intended.

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                Mark Ewbieposted 3 years ago in reply to this

                Oh sorry Beth - I thought you were joshing me.  I do so many interviews.  Is it a Wizzley one?

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                  Beth37posted 3 years ago in reply to this

                  no, it was hps but it didn't have a name attached or a hub page.

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                    Mark Ewbieposted 3 years ago in reply to this

                    Ah THAT interview.  That was Simone who used to work at HubPages.  She sent me a list of questions and I made a real effort to appear a reasonable person.

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    rebekahELLEposted 3 years ago

    That was interesting! Ha, I have more pages than you.    smile I found out where some of my hubs have been posted on FB and some of the sites that reference my hubs.

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      Beth37posted 3 years ago in reply to this

      sorry rebekah, I wasn't sure if you were talking to me or mark so I just sat back and watched, hoping the two of you would converse since I wasnt sure. lol

 
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