The F-Bomb Thread

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   paradigmsearchposted 9 years ago

   Got an F-Bomb? Feel free to drop it here.
   
   The only prohibited targets are HP and other fellow Hubbers. I'll start.
   
   TWC bills people for unrendered services. TWC can go F-Bomb themselves.
   
   F-Bomb all telephone solicitors and other spammers.
   
   The summer internet traffic pattern has really F-Bombed me.
   
   Why does "B" continually keep F-Bombing things up?
   
   Is this one F-Bombing thread or what?

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   amunoposted 9 years ago

   Is the f word illegal in forums? Just asking

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      paradigmsearchposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Yep, profanity is a forum no-no. Though "hell", "damn", and "crap" have been and seem to be allowable exceptions.
      
      Side note. I rewrote the op. Came up with a better way than the banana way. Should have gone the new way to begin with. Guess I'm slow in the IQ department today. Wouldn't be the first.

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         bethperryposted 9 years agoin reply to this

         I ate at Fudruckers and then dive bombed for the restroom.
         How 'bout that? lol

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            paradigmsearchposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            It's a start.

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            Zelkiiroposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            Fuddruckers? Man, they must have changed the name on me, because I was just there yesterday and it was called Buttfu...well, something else.

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               bethperryposted 9 years agoin reply to this

               lol!

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   paradigmsearchposted 9 years ago

   I thought there would be more of an F-bombing response to this F-bombing thread. I guess the world is more content than I thought it was.

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   ChristinSposted 9 years ago

   Ok, I have one My frustration of the week is that I am having a heck of an f-bombing time trying to get my pool levels balanced.  High pH and alkalinity but everything else is fine.  I also ran over 2 miles today and was feeling great then promptly came home and got a f-bombing migraine which has had me out of commission most of the rest of today.  fun forum thread lol

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      paradigmsearchposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Good Ones!
      
      I'm still dealing with my F-bombing corrupted computer bios. My big project for this week is to finally get the F-bombing thing fixed.

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      DzyMsLizzyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      LOL,  ChristinS--
         Some years back, we set up our summer-only pool (3500 gallons; the kind with the inflated top ring that holds it together...) ... and we decided to save on the water bill and fill it with our well water.
        Apparently, it has a high metal or mineral content, because when we added the pool chemicals, the water turned the color of F-bombing orange soda-pop!  Took it to be tested; they said it was safe, just weird, and we got a neutralizer to add and take the metal out; took away the color, so all was well.

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         ChristinSposted 9 years agoin reply to this

         Wow - yeah, I'd be upset too if that happened.  Makes me glad we decided not to use the water from the well and go with the city water instead.  Glad it wasn't toxic at least.  We have more fbombing chemicals to add and then when we get it balanced I am investing in a salt filter to make it easier to manage.
         
         As for f-bombing cable - we dropped that and have Roku boxes and Netflix these days.  Never been happier and it saves a ton of money.  I hated dealing with the f-bombing satellite companies.  We have a local cable company I use for internet only and I am fortunate that they are really awesome.

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            cfinposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            Don't forget Crackle and Hulu (hulku are heading the mainstream greedy route though). netflix for movies and last 10 years of TV shows and hulu for yesterdays TV shows (literally yesterday). Crackle is free....
            
            ahem..... random f bomb

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   Engeltaposted 9 years ago

   confusing!

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   paradigmsearchposted 9 years ago

   Why is it,
   
   No matter what I do in life,
   
   From the simple to the complex,
   
   I always run into F-bombing obstructions?
   
   It just never ends. It just never stops. Ever.
   
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   And this concludes today's life rant.

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      ChristinSposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Aw, I'm sorry!  I hope your Fbombing day gets better .  We all have these days/times in life - and they pass hang in there.  I had a week like this just last week - dealing with one parent just out of surgery and another who had to have biopsy done - fbombing stressful and these situations seem to travel in clusters.  It will get better.  Change is a constant.

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         paradigmsearchposted 9 years agoin reply to this

         
         
         That totally cracked me up.

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   cfinposted 9 years ago

   To F Bomb or not to F Bomb, that is the F bomb?
   Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
   The slings and  F Bombs of outrageous fortune,
   Or to take arms against a sea of  F Bombs,
   And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
   No more; and by a sleep to say we  F Bomb
   The heart-ache and the thousand natural  F Bombs
   That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
   Devoutly to be  F Bomb. To die, to  F Bomb;
   To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the  F Bomb;
   For in that sleep of death what  F Bombs may come
   When we have shuffled off this  F Bomb,
   Must give us pause: there's the  F Bomb
   That makes calamity of so long life;
   For who would bear the whips and scorns of  F Bomb
   The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's  F Bomb,
   The pangs of despised love, the  F Bomb delay,
   The insolence of office and the  F Bomb
   That patient merit of the unworthy  F Bomb,
   When he himself might his quietus make
   With a bare  F Bomb? who would fardels bear,
   To grunt and sweat under a weary  F Bomb,
   But that the dread of something after death,
   The undiscover'd  F Bomb from whose bourn
   No traveller returns, puzzles the will
   And makes us rather bear those  F Bombs we have
   Than fly to others that we know not of?
   Thus conscience does make  F Bombs of us all;
   And thus the native hue of resolution
   Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
   And enterprises of great pith and moment
   With this regard their currents turn  F Bomb-ish?,
   And lose the name of action. -  F Bomb you now!
   The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy  F Bomb
   Be all my  F Bombs remember'd.

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      paradigmsearchposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      If this isn't a money-maker "B" post, I don't know what is. Could be risky though.

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   DzyMsLizzyposted 9 years ago

   F-bombing Cable service, also known as Dumb-Cast, Crumb-Cast or Crap-Cast....
   
   ALWAYS manages to f-bomb up the billing, and then use fuzzy math to try and explain why a $10 credit only shows up as a $6.45 credit on the bill.....

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      cfinposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      The F bombing tax though?

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         DzyMsLizzyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

         Nope--all itemized separately...the tax isn't part of the credit, or the result of the difference.  IMO, it's an F-bombing scam!  They figure most people will just pay the "amount due" without looking at the itemized charges.

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            cfinposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            I even wrote a hub on comcast/ charter. In my opinion, they are THE worst company I have ever dealt with.

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               DzyMsLizzyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

               They are bad, but there is little choice.  AT&T was not willing to give access to the fastest line service to the former ISP we had; Dish is worse, and AT&T proper does not offer it's high-speed "U-Verse" package "in our area," even though we can see the service box 500 feet away from our house!
               They are ALL F-bombing A**holes!

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                  cfinposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                  I used to work for numerous ISP's in Ireland while in University. It's pretty much the same as the US there. The ISP's would literally have us programed to give people the run around. I now live in Wisconsin which, outside of the main cities, has particularly poor service. The customer service here is the same. I know people living 40 miles north of Madison (the capital of WI) who have NO internet access at all and have to use satellite broadband.
                  The ISP's response when they inquire? "We are unavailable in your area. We will send you a letter when our services are available" They then become irate and try to end the call as my friend is no longer an easy sign up/ sale.

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   ChristinSposted 9 years ago

   and since f-bombs are also highly appropriate as exclamations for positive things -  I just totally ran my first f-bombing 5k this morning non-stop, no walking breaks I'm feeling pretty f-bombing fantastic about that lol.

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      DzyMsLizzyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Congrats, indeed!  That's F-bombing awesome!

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    krantcentsposted 9 years ago

    Since I am a high school teacher, I constantly have to remind my students that those words are unacceptable. I recently used the opportunity to teach them a new word which encompasses all of those words though which is expletive. It reminds me of the Nixon tapes (I think) when they say expletive deleted.
    
    One of my other solutions is to remind them they can express themselves better without the use of those words. Of course they can use biological terms, but that takes all the bite out of the words. When did it become acceptable to use four letter words everywhere? Personally, I only use them  in private conversations where all participants are okay with it.

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       ChristinSposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       krantcents - it's a joke thread smile - life is good.  I don't tell my teenagers to run around using them either, but I'd rather they do that then oh drink, fail school, drugs etc.   Most people don't run around dropping f-bombs or other words in public places, around children, etc.  But adults can express themselves and have a little fun with it and blow off some steam.   I grew up around it, and I am still educated and able to function professionally when necessary, as are most of us who do, periodically, pepper our language to express intensity of emotion lol.

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       DzyMsLizzyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       krantcents--It's "just a word."  It is a matter of place and time, as to whether or not it is acceptable to use. 
       However, IMO, on the flip side, the more such "language" is heard, the more it loses its shock value, and therefore the less offensive it becomes.  I don't allow myself to become offended by "foul" language.  I use plenty of it myself in certain circumstances.
       For example, "OUCH!  Doggone it!" Just does not quite cut it when you've slammed your thumb with a hammer.  Check out this article from Scientific American:
       http://  www.  scientificamerican.com/article/why-do-we-swear/
       (Take out the double spaces to make the link work)
       
       I always take circumstances into consideration.  I am equally capable of the proper language for taking high tea with the Queen, or of matching word for word with the proverbial sailor or a barroom crowd.
       
       And finally, as ChristinS has pointed out, this IS a "just in fun" thread for ADULTS....so no harm, no foul.
       F-Bombs-awaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!!

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    paradigmsearchposted 9 years ago

    That "B" site is such a neverending piece of f-bombing cr@p.
    
    Every time I go there today in pursuit of gathering my daily $.50, and the site crashes, I'm going to F-Bomb them here.
    
    Here is for the first three crashes I've already experienced today.
    
    F-bomb "B".
    
    F-bomb "B".
    
    F-bomb "B".
    
    We'll see how many more show up in the next hour-and-a-half.
    
    Oh, and happy Friday 13th, all.

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       cfinposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       I f-bombing stubbed my f bombing toe.

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          paradigmsearchposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          And I just got 3 more F-bombing crashes. A 504, a 502, a 504.
          
          Instead of repeating myself, I'll just say: F-Bomb "B" 3X.
          
          And an illustrious $.12 earned.
          
          And I quit. Am done for the day there.

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    paradigmsearchposted 9 years ago

    "B"'s incompetence has got to be costing them thousands of dollars a day.
    
    To be so brilliant as to come up with the concept; and then to be so stupid as to its implementation; boggles the mind...
    
    Meanwhile, time for my f-bombing noonday nap.

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    ChristinSposted 9 years ago

    don't forget there is also an f-bombing full moon tonight on Friday the 13th, which is very cool

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       DzyMsLizzyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       AND F-Bombing Mercury is in retrograde yet again...so...if you're suffering from the IDGAF syndrome, or everything is at sixes and sevens, that's why! 

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          ChristinSposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            Perhaps that explains why my pool filter and two mp3 players are both on the fritz.  I fbombing hate that mercury retrograde business.  I didn't take much stock in that stuff before, but every fbombing time it happens lots of stuff breaks at once or there are just more snafus than usual.  I wonder when it will go back to normal.

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             paradigmsearchposted 9 years agoin reply to this

             Jupiter occults Pollux on Sunday. That should f-bombing fix it.

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    paradigmsearchposted 9 years ago

    I'm feeling f-bombing cheerful today. My main website keeps surprising me with f-bombing unexpected traffic.

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       ChristinSposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       It's f-bombing fantastic when that happens isn't it? Glad you're getting a pleasant surprise.

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    Zelkiiroposted 9 years ago

    "F-bombing" takes too long to type. I like terms like "fscking" and "effing" instead, and if you don't, that's your own forking problem.

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       paradigmsearchposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       
       
       To fork? Or not to fork? That is the forking question.

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       DzyMsLizzyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Yeah--it is kind of long to type.  I generally just use effing, myself,  or else 'Frelling," which I picked up from the "Farscape" TV show on SyFy...

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    cheaptrickposted 9 years ago

    I never use the 'F' word...it reminds me of my EX...whose idea of foreplay was a half our of begging(on my part)...and the irritating sound of her doing her nails(during)...and her whiny voice over and over..."Are you There yet"?...now I have 'Imaginary' lady friends...

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    ChristinSposted 9 years ago

    Off to Chicago today - wish me luck with that f-bombing traffic, I hate driving in that area.  I also am dropping my son off for his 10 day camp and he's nervous - so it may be a really long f-bombing trip there.

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    paradigmsearchposted 9 years ago

    It is seriously beginning to look like "B" has forking finally cleaned up their act. Can this really be freaking true? I may actually make more than my usual one F-Bombing post there today.

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