Yo mama jokeathon!
THIS IS NOT INTENDED TO HURT ANYONES MAMA AND MAY NOT BE USED AS FOUL PLAY OR BLAMING OTHERS MAMA UNLESS THEY REALLY DESERVED IT
Not really in a good mood now. No it was not my mamas fault for me to bring this subject up. When I needed a good laugh, my friends would tell me some lame or funny jokes they heard of. Some of the best ones are the "yo mama" jokes. The joke starts by saying yo mama was so.....this and that, and the funny even that follows.
Allow me to demonstrate a few examples:
Yo mama is so poor that she couldn't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
How about "Your mama's so small she could crawl under the carpet and not leave a lump."
Sorry, made that up in desperation! I don't know any mama jokes, but hey I like to participate!
I saw your mama kicking a can down the street and when I asked her what she was doing she said "Moving."
Your mama is so fat when she cut her arm gravy fell out.
Ah yes, I heard about the kicking the can part. It's suppose to be your mama was so poor that when I saw her moving her things she only had to kick that one can.
Yo Mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
by Hokey6 years ago
I'll start: Yo mama has so many teeth missing, that it looks like her tongue is in jail.
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Post it.Yo mama is like HTML: Tiny head, huge body.
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