one day blonde was speeding on a highway that was marked at 70 kmph
she was pulled over by a cop that had registered her going well over 100kmph
cop: Good day mam
blonde:Good day officer
cop:mam, do you know that this highway is 70kmph
blonde: yes officer
cop: do you know that you were going 110 kmph?
blonde:yes officer, i don't know why the they continue to build such slow roads when my car can double that speed, i was trying to reach my destination two times the speed of the highway officer.
cop:shakes his head and looks up in sky.
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