Dear hubpages, how much i hate to write,how much i hate to complain,how much i hate to surf,how much they hate hate,how much i hate to hate a hate like hate. Please increase my hub score to 100.009, hub page views to 100000000000 a second,my adsense revenue to $100000 a day,my fans to 1000000000,my hub comments to 1000000000000 per hub or "i am going to publish 1000000 hubs tomorrow and on and on till the site's database loses memory and stops loading" and then who loses,of course i! What a wicked world we live in? Yours faithfully, acco na ewe iwe o!
Waooooooooo Hupfler replied me? O o my good lord! A dream come true! I am going to spread the news about hubpages everywhere and going to start rolling in my excellent articles that i have been hiding starting from the 32th of PreDecember 2100000.Thanks Hupfler!
Acco, You need to focus on writing and commenting , I realize you love asking questions and creating topics in forums , but maybe you need to write article based around that. You do not gain popularity by doing this, you have to work at what you do. So calm down and focus on your goal...
I live in a mighty mansion,as big as the white house,double wing,3 sitting rooms,large compound and a wide pool,no company,no gf,just a visit at occassions,so MY GOAL Of bEiNg HEre is to get company,not to feel lonely,to catch real fun and to learn the western folks more,cos i would be in Massts and L.A soon.So do u see? I am getting 76.3312% of my goal.Thank u her majesty AE
This is just a hobby for me dear.I earn good money through my real life novels,journals etc.And i have won several poetry and writing contest,including world bank essay competition and many other intl awards,and u know i can't just send in my best articles here,i don't think its quite safe cos i've been copyrited before,so i'm being careful.So i take this as good hobby aside,cycling,planting trees,care for poor kids and ex-prisoners,and its fun anyway,i love hubpages.Thanks for ur advice.
i was serious though...it is quite motivating when you see your traffic double because of a few well placed and well written answers, or a cleverly positioned comment on a well ranked hub in your niche...its a fun game, search, think, link..continue
...may be its bcoz i love 2 see your sub-conscious reactions,may be its bcoz my internet con. its free,may be its bcoz i'm compiling a project about westerners,may be its bcoz i have extra strong income backups,may be its bcoz i am a child born with silver spoon in his mouth,may be its bcoz there is freedom of expression,may be its bcoz i'm very intelligent and wise,may be its bcoz i am a good suspense author,may be its bcoz i love riddles,may be its bcoz i am a good real life poet,may be its bcoz this is just the internet where words cannot harm any,may be its bcoz i worry less,may be its bcoz i don't take things to heart like others do,may its bcoz i want to keep hubpages forum lively.May be i'm lonely & need u guys to talk 2 me and to keep me company.May be its bcoz i am loved by all.Don't you love me?
If by all the above you mean because you choose to re-enforce the notion that all Nigerians are spammers and should be banned from the internet along with all the other sites they are now banned from - let me congratulate you on a job well done.
Excellent "stereotype" MK. anyway,life goes on.It all leads to indefinite drifting away from Earth,"death" not all that are alive now will live to see tomorrow's daylight.Such is life,we all are nothing but just "dust"
"i have not come here to praise Caeser,i've come to bury him" so i have not come here just to make fortune or wealth,but i've also come to have fun and be happy with wonderful fellows like you. No written or said words hurts me rather,i derive joy hearing people criticize,backstab,advice,guide or blackmail me,it's God's gift and i thank God for it.The house is too lonely here,dad returned back to the government state house today.
But i am not a baby sir.I don't have paypal,i have mastercard,visa and a reserved traveller's cheque for my vacation in london by August break.Can't u do something for a neighbor.Eric u look like one of my favorite Hollywood actor.Do u act?
Becoz of my father's political post,i'm restricted from making much friends.Most of my friends are abroad schooling or vacating,thats y u see me here online always,i have lesser places to go.I hate my dad's position now,its crippling me,i hate it.I need to be free,i wish he would resign,so i can have my freedom and security again.Tired of being guarded like animal always.
accofranco. i think you are a spoiled brat. Mark is closer to you than I and I hope he comes down there to you and spanks your ass. Matter of fact, if you are in Africa, ride your own ass all over that mansion until it talks some sense into you, like Balem's ass did.
Well, acco, i just don't think you are acting too friendly here. This was a pretty serious threat you made to all of us. How christian, how loving is that? How friendly is it. You're making more enemies than friends or fans. I've seen several hubber friends here bend over backwards for you, but you persist in angering some of us. Newbies on the forums usually are tested to see how they react, and you are failing my son.
And where will i get the money to pay for all the cafe time to stay online for up to 18 hours everyday? I love my family,i love poor children,and i have vowed to help them till i die.Thats was y i found the inspired friends foundation (iff) though its not yet popular cos the finance come from me alone and few friends,but i hope it go intl someday.I have a frend i met through yahoo messenger,last 2 years,Melisa Ortiz,she doesnt walk,she and a cousin visited me last xmas from usa,New Orleans,so i hope to make new friends here too.
To C.C.R,sir i have not seen my offence here may be,i'm amazed at how people get upset and angry here.Haven't cursed any,haven't criticized any,just expressing my sincere feelings.Ok i'm sorry i hurt any,hands down! One love and peace.Can u people love me again? Plz i need good friends
I'm with Eric. Don't feed the troll!This guy has not uttered one sane sentence since he started.His huge inferiority complex will not get fixed here. I for one will not be trying to help this lunatic. He is rude obnoxious, racist and no smarter than mud.
My father is a great and powerful wizard (and, of course, also a foreign minister of International and extra-terrestrial relations); and I live in a great and beautiful emerald city - that is, of course, when I am not visiting my homeland of Kansas, and working with my friends on their Internet e.mail projects.
Alas, I, too, live in a great mansion, where it is lonely (since I have to stay locked up within the confines of this elaborate and beautiful palace, because the wicked witches of the West AND the East are both out to get me. And so, I spend my days pretending to a suburban mother of three grown kids, and writing what I imagine such an ordinary person would most likely write.
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