I am addicted to hubpages any cure please?

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   Lgaliposted 14 years ago

   I am addicted to hubpages any cure please?

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      AEvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I don't know of one but if somebody can figure it out do let me know. lolollo

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      JamaGeneeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Just enjoy it!  You get to hang out with a bunch of really great people with the same addiction.  What's not to like?

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      nicompposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Good one. A lot of people bought it.

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      marisuewritesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      write 2 hubs and call me in the morning.  LOL  welcome to the crowd....)

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         Lgaliposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         thnaks so I am not alone we can have addicted association LOL

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   Uninvited Writerposted 14 years ago

   Try and stay away from the forums for at least 5 minutes...

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      Lgaliposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      good advice I am going away now

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         badcompany99posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Bet you didn't : )

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            GeneriqueMediaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Has anyone tried nicotine? ;D

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            Lgaliposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            I am going now

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               Lgaliposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               I feel better now

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                  badcompany99posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  So do I, i missed you !

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                  Lgaliposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  no

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   Herald Dailyposted 14 years ago

   I've tried nicotine, GM...didn't help.  In fact, it seemed to accelerate things, side effects like itching to come up with the most riveting hub possible, mentally searching for ways to get a million people to read my hubs overnight, trying to figure out how to quit working anywhere else but HP.
   
   I was warned that it only gets worse with prolonged HP exposure.

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      GeneriqueMediaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      You sir, are right. HubNuggets, for example, are tastey as heck. McDonald's be derned.

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         Herald Dailyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Do you think they put addictive stuff in them?

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            Lgaliposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            hubbers

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               Herald Dailyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               Wow, the hard stuff!  How's a person supposed to resist that?

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                  Lgaliposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  yes they all are

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               Elynjoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               Addictive stuff, you mean like MSG? :-)

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   blondepoetposted 14 years ago

   A good suggestion I would advice here is simply poke yourself in the eyes, then you won't be able to see anything for awhile

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      ladyvenusposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Me too I'm addicted to it specially now that I have my 11 days vacation from work hehehey.

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      Lgaliposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      wow very nice suggestion. THnaks a lot I just did it
      lgali

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         GeneriqueMediaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         An easier solution would be to stare into the big lightbulb in the sky for about five minutes..
         
         G|M

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            Lgaliposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            another good suggestion

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               blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               Oooo I like that one I think that would work

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                  \Brenda Scullyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  I will always remember  blondepoet, when nobody else loved me you were my first fan,,,,,,,

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   frogdroppingposted 14 years ago

   Lightbulbs and eyepoking won't solve the addiction. You're talking about temporary solution to a permanent problem.
   
   No...if you're gonna do it right, do it properly.
   
   Take a spoon and just pop them pies right out their sockets.
   
   That should do the trick rather nicely
   
   Yours, frodropping, MD

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   GeneriqueMediaposted 14 years ago

   Meh, a spoon is tooooo painful and not quick enough. You need something with the ability to sink into the pupil but concave enough to pop it out...a spork would probably be more fitting. ;P

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      Lgaliposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      forkkkk can do it

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   Everyday Miraclesposted 14 years ago

   I have forum issues. I'm here talking to you lot when I should be writing and editing! LOL

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      Lgaliposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      this is addiction so i think it not only me

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   Everyday Miraclesposted 14 years ago

   It's not just you, Lgali!

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   Dame Scribeposted 14 years ago

   I think you need to attend Hubbers Anonymous meetings lol

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      Lgaliposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      which place?

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    GeneriqueMediaposted 14 years ago

    "Rehab is for quitters."
    
    Besides, its cheaper than a coked out life of sin and vice.

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    Dame Scribeposted 14 years ago

    I think they set up their own forums I dont think that's good advice tho, lol

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    wittywriterposted 14 years ago

    Wow, too funny. I found myself pretty addicted. Im not sure that I could do the whole spork thing... when I read it - Oh My! lol... I agree about the hp annoymous group... its for quitters. lol!

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    anglnwuposted 14 years ago

    Help--I'm a new addict. I've all the classic symptoms--sweaty hands, constant cravings to surf hubs, red eyes from gawking at the hub screen constantly, which leaves me with no desire for anything else.
    
    Any advice?
    
    Helpless Hub Anonymous member.

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    belief713posted 14 years ago

    Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but there is none.
    
    HubPages is much like cancer - it gradually grows on you and by the time you realize it, it's already full blown and you're toast! There's some therapy available, like smashing your computer (but then there's always a friends house or the library), but no cure has been discovered yet
    
    (I know it sounds bad, but it's actually not as bad as it sounds)

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    logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

    like the song says, "Might as well face we're addicted to Hubpages"!

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 14 years ago

    Me too totally addicted, I have been heavily into crafts for years, and got so addicted my whole house was taken over by them,,,,,,,  I have calmed down on the craft front, but looks like this is my next addiction..
    
    So many people to chat to, learn from etc etc etc.....  Thinking of limiting myself to one or two hours a day, but before you know it the day has gone..... had no time yesterday to be true to my COFFEE addiction even......

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 14 years ago

    p.s. I am looking for just one fan please...
                 ha ha

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    apekshaposted 14 years ago

    No medicine...just keep it up...we all can enjoy your pain ...
    because same thing must be happening to others...

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    men are dorksposted 14 years ago

    Lgali, how long did you stay away from the competer before coming back again...
    
    Don't worry, me too. I even neglect the pets and kids just to see whats up here. I even wake up in the middle of the night to see any responses to post I made...
    
    Weird bugger me.

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       Lgaliposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       1-2 hrs thanks for noticing

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    Ana Louisposted 14 years ago

    I have the perfect cure.  I'll loan you my husband, three of my grandchildren, and all of my friends who think they need my constant attention, along with my dog who needs to go out every 30 minuets, and all the projects in progress around my house, and the errands that seem to be self-replicating...I'll stop here.  I often go for months without having an hour to visit hupages...as documented by having only 6 hubs in 18 months.  But hey...I'm not addicted...well...only when I have the time.

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    Klnikstaposted 14 years ago

    wow you are obsessed, maybe destroy your computer?

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    dwilliamsonposted 14 years ago

    I am sooo addicted to hub pages that I even wrote a hub about why hubpages is so addictive to me. I wish someone would have told me a long time ago about hubpages. I just found out about hubpages two weeks ago and I love it!!!

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    Everyday Miraclesposted 14 years ago

    Hubpages got me writing again. I just published my first piece of fiction that I have worked on in some months. The story is an older one that I'm re-writing but for me, this is a major blessing. I've been hating writing for some time and haven't had an outlet for my science fiction! Now I do! Thanks HP!

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    aniketgoreposted 14 years ago

    At least i get away from hubpages when i sleep. I go to office but 3 out of 5 of my thoughts are on hubs.

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       Lgaliposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I think you also sometime dream about hubpages LOL

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          ladyvenusposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          You better go gardening without a laptop hehe

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             Lgaliposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             good idea no laptop no garden lol

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    Research Analystposted 14 years ago

    There is a cure but it requires you mix some really unfavorable ingredients together and then you must swallow it whole, not the best thing to do so it would just be better to stay an Hubpage addict.

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       Lgaliposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       thanks for this update

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    indian cookingposted 14 years ago

    Well, It is good in one way. The more addicted you are the more money you would make.

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       Lgaliposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       MONEY is still in cents..

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          Lgaliposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I get some $$$$

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             oxymoronposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             How long in dollars?

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                Lgaliposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                $ 10 in a day

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                   oxymoronposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   That's good.

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    mandybeauposted 14 years ago

    You could be like moi' and  push the limits until you got banned
    as I have been told that could happen to me by another Hubster.............................................Get more of my work done. But the Forums, would be more boring I love a good debate.

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       goldentoadposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       some people like it boring mandy, makes them feel safe from crazy people like us

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       \Brenda Scullyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       dont go you stir everyone up it is wonderful........
       The forums would be calm without you.... who wants calm????

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          Lgaliposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          please have a cool in forums

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