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Joke Thread Needed?

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    Ian McKayposted 8 weeks ago

    Despite being pretty grumpy by nature, I do like a good joke. Maybe a joke thread could be started here?

    I will try and get the ball rolling...

    I just put 400 pounds on a horse!

    Oh, don't get me wrong, I wasn't gambling. I've decided to take riding lessons...

  2. NateB11 profile image93
    NateB11posted 8 weeks ago

    There is a toilet thief in town. The police have nothing to go on.

  3. Oscarlites profile image47
    Oscarlitesposted 8 weeks ago

    funny,   hey take it easy on that horse!  a clydesdale, right?  lol

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      Ian McKayposted 8 weeks ago in reply to this

      It 'was' a Shetland lol

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    mike102771posted 8 weeks ago

    Yeah, if you want a real joke I'll send you a copy of my pay check.


    A man called me saying he has my wife and wanted ten thousand to give her back.
    I countered with twenty thousand if he would keep her.

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      Ian McKayposted 8 weeks ago in reply to this

      I went to the doctors with hearing problems.

      He said "Can u describe the symptoms?"

      I said "Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair"

 
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