Three women friends - a girlfriend, a mistress and a wife - were talking. They all agreed that their sex lives needed spicing up. So they devised an experiment. They all bought identical outfits - sexy black underwear, a flowing black cape and a black mask - they wanted to create allure ... and see what affect the outfits had on their partners.The following week they met to compare results.The girlfriend: "ohhhhh it worked wonderfully! My boyfriend came home, took one look then grabbed me and carried me straight to bed where we made love - all night long! Heaven!!!"The mistress: "yes! Almost the same as me! My lover walked through the door, took one look and ravished me over and over again! It was the best sex I've ever had!!!"The wife: "my husband arrived home from work, looked over at me and said 'what's for dinner Batman?'"
Maybe because he was worn out from visiting the Mistress????
brilliant and probably true!!!!!!!!
Hee hee - that's exactly how it would go down in our house!
lol - poor batman.
Ha ha ha that was sooooo funny!!! I feel for the poor wife!!!
I liked this one! This was perfect! Nice! Poor Wife tho. She should have said something.
If my hubby said that to me...my answer would be "ME, that's whats for dinner!"
nice! sssss. ....Purrrr!!!!
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Seems preety normal to me...that's what happens in a long-term relationship...Still enjoyed the quality of the joke and the punchline is priceless!
When I first read the title of this post, I thought, "Yes - they certainly do!" Liked the joke, though!
I've been married 19 years and I can assure you dinner would not be on my mind.
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