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How long are your moments on bed

  1. packerpack profile image60
    packerpackposted 7 years ago

    So how long do you think your foreplay and your actual intercourse last in general???? big_smile big_smile Just tell about the time spent, that's it

    1. mandybeau profile image61
      mandybeauposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Why don't you tell us yours and then we might feel tempted to tell you ours. Seriously I sleep in my bed...... Are you doing something else. If so could you please elaborate, How about some pix Stupid Hub Packerpack, I doubt u will get any answers shame on you.

      1. packerpack profile image60
        packerpackposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        very sorry for initiating this thread. I didn't realize that it could hurt someone so badly. I just thought it will be some fun as we may have some funny answers here. I had posted this question here just to have some light moments. It was not at all intended to hurt anyone. However it looks like one of our fellow Hubber mandybeau has been hurt badly. I sincerely apologize! Maybe I should write to hubpages to delete this thread.

        1. goldentoad profile image60
          goldentoadposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          keep it, good or bad, I don't believe in the hubpolice getting involved in this matter.

        2. mandybeau profile image61
          mandybeauposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          No don't delete it I can't wait to see all the tacky replies, its honestly a funny Hub, because you will get alot of replies, most of which will be really stupid... or maybe really gross. i saw it and wondered why no one had answered it, but if you delete yours i will have to delete mine about yours, and I don't want to do that because i like lots of posts. Hahah  Hell no I don't get offended at all..... so don't worry... By the way what are you doing this weekend,

          1. packerpack profile image60
            packerpackposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            You first comment actually made me feel that you got offended and that other will also get offended too. But it looks all cool now. smile

            1. mandybeau profile image61
              mandybeauposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              I am a really stupid person packerpack I do and say stupid things... I am actually quite ridiculous.... and I just am cracking up imagining some of those furry critters replying to your Forum....
              Badcompany will get his hands on it and will make it a laugh I am sure, I just wanted to get things going a bit, as your Hub was all foreplay and no action.

              1. Lisa HW profile image81
                Lisa HWposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                mandybeau, you don't do and say stupid things on here.  You're really funny and creative, and you make the forum interesting.  packerpack doesn't know you yet.  I love to see thoat two blue birds show up on here.  It always means something funny or interesting.

                1. packerpack profile image60
                  packerpackposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  O yeah, I didn't know about mandybeau but now I know, all thanks to this thread. But guys now back to the question. tell me what are your timings!!!??? For me it is not applicable! Why Simple I am not married and have no girlfriend big_smile. Have replied the same on your thread.

                2. mandybeau profile image61
                  mandybeauposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  I don't know I get told off got told off by Lissie like that has worried the Hell out of me Looks like my chances of going to Royal Ascot are totally gone like NOT I am writing a letter to The Queen explaining the reasons behing just in case the said Hubber writes to her too.... She is such a goody good oh now is that another personal attack, lets wait, if it is deemed to be it'll get snipped. lol.

            2. Paper Moon profile image83
              Paper Moonposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Dont be to afraid of offending if you did not intend too.

        3. accofranco profile image78
          accofrancoposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          That is one of the rules you must learn here, many are pissed off with mere jokes or whatever, i was badly hammered days back for publishing a joke hub.

        4. sassychic profile image60
          sassychicposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          I do have to say yeah it's a funny thing to bring up but be careful elaboration would be good though because some people will take it offensive or feel it's only there own business so watch out a little next time. smile

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      a lonswayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      My foreplay is the best part of the game it makes everything that more exciting when it all goes down

      1. freelanceworld profile image61
        freelanceworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        and if doesnt go down well tongue ..lol
        just in a kidding mood on every thread right now big_smile

    3. Capable Woman profile image79
      Capable Womanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Usually a minimum of an hour.

      Now the kitchen counter and the living room floor are another matter...

      Of course, we are two women, so there ya go. wink

      1. packerpack profile image60
        packerpackposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        You are two WOMEN??? Are you sure or just trying to play prank??

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      J-Maeposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      As long as I make it last and the batteries don't run out! JK
      10 1/2 yrs.. down to an hour ...maybe...smile

  2. goldentoad profile image60
    goldentoadposted 7 years ago

    Foreplay? I'm married, why waste the energy on that task?

    1. trooper22 profile image61
      trooper22posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      ROFL!  You are the man Brother!


      To the thread question...depends on the mood really.  Sometimes it's hot and heavy in the spur of the moment, othertimes a planned seduction.  Times very from 10 minutes to several hours.  Unfortunatly as we are within 5 years of our 50th Birthdays those times seem to be decreasing all the time.  The point is spice.  Get it into your life, and all the rest will follow.

  3. packerpack profile image60
    packerpackposted 7 years ago

    After the first comment I felt that maybe the question that I posted gives a wrong meaning. So I just rephrased it from

    "So how long do you think your foreplay and your actual intercourse last in general???? big_smile big_smile"

    to

    "So how long do you think your foreplay and your actual intercourse last in general???? big_smile big_smile Just tell about the time spent, that's it"

    Hope it is cool now?? Or is it still offending? I have no problem removing it. Main thing is that I started this thread to have some fun and not fight. Hope it is understood accordingly!

    1. goldentoad profile image60
      goldentoadposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      It doesn't matter, people won't be honest.

      1. accofranco profile image78
        accofrancoposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        God bless you for being honest and not pretending or trying to be Mr. or Mrs. Right, you rock! Thumbs up!

  4. goldentoad profile image60
    goldentoadposted 7 years ago

    If I had it my way, start to finish in maybe five minutes, of course, its never my way. I must perform until mission accomplished or go sleep in my truck.

    1. packerpack profile image60
      packerpackposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      That is one way but what is the use to finish it so quickly, after all you will go to sleep

      1. mandybeau profile image61
        mandybeauposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I get that that is the generl idea, HOW OLD ARE YOU  16 hahah

      2. mandybeau profile image61
        mandybeauposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I get that that is the generl idea, HOW OLD ARE YOU  15 hahah

        1. packerpack profile image60
          packerpackposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Are you asking me?

          1. mandybeau profile image61
            mandybeauposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            It was a joke, people that are sixteen, are preoccupied with this sort of thing. lol

    2. accofranco profile image78
      accofrancoposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I really enjoyed your interview with hubpages team last week, you are so real and honest. Keep it up!

    3. Hawkesdream profile image78
      Hawkesdreamposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Heck, GT do you do it twice?

  5. Eaglekiwi profile image73
    Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago

    How Long?
    Well lets see ,laundry takes 25 mins
    Then 60 mins in the dryer
    Might feed the dog somewhere in between there.
    my answer less than all those tasks lol

    GT you are so naughty lmao

    1. packerpack profile image60
      packerpackposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      So you do all these things after going to bed!!!!!

      1. Eaglekiwi profile image73
        Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Oh and more..why dont you?

  6. lisafwg01 profile image60
    lisafwg01posted 7 years ago

    That depends, sometimes I'm in the mood for a slow lovin, and sometimes I just want a nice quick...uh.."shag"...then there are those lucky times when we have both.

    Slow, fast..doesn't matter as long as it's good! ;-)

  7. Colebabie profile image61
    Colebabieposted 7 years ago

    Foreplay- 15 minutes-30 minutes
    Intercourse- 20 minutes to an hour depending on how much energy we have smile

    But we've had marathon sessions, and quickies that are exceptions to the general

    1. Shil1978 profile image87
      Shil1978posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Wow - 15 to 30 minutes of foreplay - that's unbelievable smile

    2. packerpack profile image60
      packerpackposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      The foreplay time sounds ok but the act time sounds WOW..... seems you guys have some good stamina (if you are being honest).

      1. Colebabie profile image61
        Colebabieposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Foreplay could start in one room and leave us going into another. Usually after foreplay our act time is a combination of a bunch of things. Different positions etc. make it last longer smile We've never had sex in only one position.

        1. packerpack profile image60
          packerpackposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          So you guys look very adventures hhhhmmmm following Kamasutra??

        2. mandybeau profile image61
          mandybeauposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Hahha start in the kitchen and end up on the tennis Court, out into the Streets and then to the awaiting Police Car...... Where you are arrested for performing a lurid act in publlic.
          Don;t laugh it has happened it was in the paper once truly.

          1. Colebabie profile image61
            Colebabieposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            I believe that it has happened before. But we've never been caught. smile Going on a date now... have a great night everyone!

          2. sassychic profile image60
            sassychicposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Really????? smile

  8. freelanceworld profile image61
    freelanceworldposted 7 years ago

    oh i see .....gathering  experiences...
    yet to venture into that world
    ...lol  http://i42.tinypic.com/fonadf.gif

    nice naughty  weekend thread... http://i41.tinypic.com/adgbbn.jpg

    1. packerpack profile image60
      packerpackposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      You caught me wink

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago

    love the smiley with the hitting hand....

    1. freelanceworld profile image61
      freelanceworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      oh yeah me too ..love it ..once again ..http://i42.tinypic.com/fonadf.gif

  10. lawretta profile image50
    lawrettaposted 7 years ago

    I love fore plays a lot while my man loves the "real deal" but he makes sure i get  "at least" 15mints-30mints of hot,intense fore play b4 he starts f...ing. All put together, is a minimum of an hour!!!

    1. packerpack profile image60
      packerpackposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Too bold with word !!!!

  11. Colebabie profile image61
    Colebabieposted 7 years ago

    No not at all. I've never really looked into that. But it's fun to find out what positions feel the best.

    1. packerpack profile image60
      packerpackposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      O so no help at all. Great! You could write another Kamasutra! wink

      1. Colebabie profile image61
        Colebabieposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Haha. I don't know why people would need a book to help them figure out what feels good. Sounds like it should be a hands on experience to me! I think that couples should just let go of what they think sex should be and make it more of what it is to them and what feels the best.

        1. packerpack profile image60
          packerpackposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          O yes I too agree with you. But one can follow books if for somethings new or for fun but then yes do what you and your partner are comfortable with. I was just pulling your legs wink

        2. sassychic profile image60
          sassychicposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Agreed. smile

  12. Wingrider profile image64
    Wingriderposted 7 years ago

    did you want the times for when I'm with someone or by myself?

    1. packerpack profile image60
      packerpackposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Looks like you did not read my original post!

  13. Wingrider profile image64
    Wingriderposted 7 years ago

    foreplay tends to take a little longer when you bring someone else into the picture

    1. packerpack profile image60
      packerpackposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      ???? what do you mean by someone else???

      1. mandybeau profile image61
        mandybeauposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I think he is alone hahahahahaha

  14. Paper Moon profile image83
    Paper Moonposted 7 years ago

    That is why i dont like bringing someone else into the picture.  They have such preconceived notions of foreplay.

  15. Pearldiver profile image87
    Pearldiverposted 7 years ago

    Kiwi... I asked you not to tell anyone!

  16. Pearldiver profile image87
    Pearldiverposted 7 years ago

    I was going to suggest he might find that he was better suited to a '2 minute terrier' slot in the Pet Section!

    But he's been hanging on for ages smile

    Must be a Trisexual smile

    1. mandybeau profile image61
      mandybeauposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      EEEW is that like a tripod. hah

  17. blondepoet profile image80
    blondepoetposted 7 years ago

    That is not an offensive question Paperback it is a good one to chew on. I guess it all depends on the situation, like if somebody is knocking on the front door, well you got to round it off in a few minutes. After you yell out "Hang on won't be a tic," to your visitor, you have to finish off and have enough time to give the hair a bit of a brush.
    Other times it could range from 5min to 7 hours, depends on whether you are making a quick recipe in the microwave or baking a gourmet pie in a slow oven LMAO.

  18. cindyvine profile image87
    cindyvineposted 7 years ago

    Remember to time everything, Colebaby!

  19. Colebabie profile image61
    Colebabieposted 7 years ago

    Haha will do! I shall let you know tomorrow! Already started foreplay with a text message I just got haha! smile

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    logic,commonsenseposted 7 years ago

    Dirty deeds done dirt cheap!

    1. oxymoron profile image60
      oxymoronposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      What is this?

      1. Laughing Mom profile image62
        Laughing Momposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        A song by AC/DC

        1. oxymoron profile image60
          oxymoronposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Thanks for the clarification smile

  21. Pete Maida profile image61
    Pete Maidaposted 7 years ago

    There was an old TV show called Joe Doe; it lasted one season.  John Doe was character that seems to know everything and he had a habit of blurting them out.  Once he said the average time of sexual excitement for a man from the start of an erection to ejaculation was around nine minutes.  That sounds pretty close.

    Of course that's with a direct effort to complete.  If games are to be played that time goes out the window.

    1. packerpack profile image60
      packerpackposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Well 9 mins maybe a fact but this time can definitely be increased if both person involved are creative enough and knows how to hold good moments big_smile

  22. Laughing Mom profile image62
    Laughing Momposted 7 years ago

    I am totally serious when I say that I saw on that tv show "The Doctors" this morning that the average guy will take 4 minutes. According to some research survey, 7 minutes is pushing it.
    My question is who in the heck did they survey??? I'm thinking some very unhappy women.

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      J-Maeposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I have heard 3 mins and yes we have tested and proven but I'm like you ... I think there were some seriously unhappy women/men.

  23. AEvans profile image69
    AEvansposted 7 years ago

    Actually they are lengthy including foreplay it is great!!smile

    1. oxymoron profile image60
      oxymoronposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      That's great.

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    isis_dreams2002posted 7 years ago

    one hour and thirty min but if you count the longest time it is 3hrs

  25. GeneralHowitzer profile image63
    GeneralHowitzerposted 7 years ago

    If its the first foreplay will be long though, hehehe in normal it takes 8 minutes to 20 mins without so much foreplay taking place and depends on the partners who do it hehehe and their moods too. Hayz... Great thread here eh big_smile

 
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