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    MangoGirlposted 7 years ago

    You're not gonna die! Call an ambulance.

  2. blondepoet profile image79
    blondepoetposted 7 years ago

    that aint funny

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    MangoGirlposted 7 years ago

    Look, if you die today, you'll regret it tomorrow! I know. I've been there.

  4. cindyvine profile image87
    cindyvineposted 7 years ago

    Jeez, what next

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      MangoGirlposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      We really need your talent here, Cindy. Tell him something!

      1. lbtrader profile image59
        lbtraderposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I'm not sure what kind of advice that is since we don't know that you have any talent since you haven't posted anything except on forums...

  5. Uninvited Writer profile image83
    Uninvited Writerposted 7 years ago

    Come on people, the guy just joined to get you going...

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      badcompany99posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Agreed !!

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    badcompany99posted 7 years ago

    Look at the name jayking as in possibly joking, why would someone join hubs to post that when there are so many suicide sites. I just think this is a sick prank !

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      MangoGirlposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Keen sight, Captain Sparrow.

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        badcompany99posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Its a sicko Mango so dont go worrying ok, the net attracts them so you stop worrying ok.

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          MangoGirlposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Ok. Stopped short.

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    cindyvineposted 7 years ago

    Exactly, but you know what, it isn't funny and I ain't laughing and I ain't biting

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      MangoGirlposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      If you were biting noone would apply for your ad. smile

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    Onusonusposted 7 years ago

    Eat a bunch of charcoal

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      MangoGirlposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Don't do it! It tastes awful.

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    spiderpamposted 7 years ago

    911 and prayer.

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      MangoGirlposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Just keeping the post alive... though, he's probably already dead.

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    lisafwg01posted 7 years ago

    I'll take "bullshit" for $1000, Alex.

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    badcompany99posted 7 years ago

    Oh for godsake can nobody else see they are both bloody fakes including Mango !

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    MangoGirlposted 7 years ago

    I'm not gonna say anything... just because i use these forums like anybody else... ahhhh.........

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    badcompany99posted 7 years ago

    Byeeee miss you already, take yer fake gf with ya and dont forget to close the door behind ya !

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    MangoGirlposted 7 years ago

    Jasmyn, why do you want to commit suicide?

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      badcompany99posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      because hes a figment of yer imagination

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    MangoGirlposted 7 years ago

    tell me one, i'll tell you why it is a good thing

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      badcompany99posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Ok just reported you to hubpages to check both your ips which I know will be the same.

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        MangoGirlposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        They are not. I repeat they are not.
        But i tell you something. You should've beat me yourself. cause you just proved something i guess noone around here thought to be true.
        It's not against the rules to have two users from the same ip, so hubpages won't look into this.

  16. Uninvited Writer profile image83
    Uninvited Writerposted 7 years ago

    sock puppets are fun

  17. Sufidreamer profile image80
    Sufidreamerposted 7 years ago

    Don't worry, BC - we get one every so often. Most of us cannot be arsed replying.

    If the OP really had taken that mix, they would be asleep, unable to converse with their attention seeking other personality.

    Mango/jayy - you are the same person - you use the same language and style, and fail to capitalise your 'i's.

    Give it up.

  18. fortunerep profile image60
    fortunerepposted 7 years ago

    That's nothing to joke about, at all. Tylenol isn't going to kill you but I could use some for this headache for actually thinking someone was desperate enough to say that.  If you trying to get attention you are pissing off the ones that have seriously dabbled with the idea and it doesn't solve anything.  Go to MySpace, that is where the idiots reside.
    dori

  19. Uninvited Writer profile image83
    Uninvited Writerposted 7 years ago

    Don't be too sure of that Mangogirl

  20. fortunerep profile image60
    fortunerepposted 7 years ago

    Well I didn't read your post before mine, sounds like a sad story, only you can change the ending, if this is a cry for help please call the hotline, now I am really worried.
    dori

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    MangoGirlposted 7 years ago

    ok listen!
    you're strong, right?
    you can bare it. you're not just some weakling who can't cope with life!
    You know if you get over this you can do anything with your life.
    You said you're only 15. Please trust me, things will change with time dramatically. you can divert your attention from your life for now, you can do anything.
    Discover why you feel how you feel! As you said it's all about depression. Read this book: The Female Brain, 2006 You're gonna learn how many more and different things are waiting for you in life.
    You deserve to have your expectation high!
    And if you really took anything, call the ambulance!
    I'll try to help. Lets talk in email if you want.

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    curiozitiesposted 7 years ago

    Try going to a church.  Find one that's open.  Talk to the priest or pastor.  Tell them what's bothering you.  They will try to help you.  Remember that no matter how bad things might seem to you now, there are always people worse off than you.  Try reading a book called "A Child Called 'It'" by David Pelzer.  He has an amazing life story.  Don't give up and don't be afraid to ask God to help you.  I will pray for you tonight.

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    MangoGirlposted 7 years ago

    better annoyed than dead

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    Teresa McGurkposted 7 years ago

    If you can get to a phone, please call a hotline
    if you need to, call 911
    if you can, call a friend
    if you'd like to, talk to us here
    --bottom line is: you are not alone, no matter how lonely you feel right now.  Life isn't easy.  It really isn't.  But that doesn't mean that no one wants you to feel better; working now to make sure you have a better future is your best way to deal with circumstance now.  Don't let yourself be sucked into the idea that you are alone, and don't be afraid of picking up the phone: remember -- the people who answer are the ones who want to talk to you.
    Take care, please.

    1. Lisa HW profile image82
      Lisa HWposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      If I could just add this:  15 is, for a lot of people, one of the worst ages possible.  Even under the best of circumstances, a teen's brain is not finished maturing until as late the early 20's.  That can make teens have a tendency to feel depressed, and it can contribute to some teens not always understanding other people's motives very well.

      It isn't a matter of the "real world" getting any better.  It's more a matter of you getting just a little older, having a little more freedom, being more in charge of your own life, and generally feeling a little more in control of things.  Your "real world" can, at least in a lot of ways, be what you decide it to be; but you're not quite old to have quite found your direction (and even "whole self") yet.  Don't just the world or life through your 15-year-old eyes.  Again, that's a really bad age for most people; and if you had "issues" already, it will be particularly difficult.

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    MangoGirlposted 7 years ago

    how do you know? you know, just because you're a kid you have the right to think like an adult

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    badcompany99posted 7 years ago

    Look this is now beyond a joke, this is a hoax which I have reported to hubpages. I will noy be leaving anymore comments and can I suggest nobody else does.

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    BundleBoyposted 7 years ago

    What the Heck?!?!?!? Why HubPages Forum?

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    badcompany99posted 7 years ago

    You still alive, thats a really slow ambulance service where you live. Go away you dont fool me, you might upset some people who are caring and niave but I see you for the sicko you are.

    1. Lisa HW profile image82
      Lisa HWposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I don't think it's so much a matter of "upsetting" people who are "caring and naive".  I think it's more a matter of people figuring, just in case this is not a joke, it doesn't take much effort to try to offer some sensible, adult, thoughts.  If this post were to be a hoax, then the same thoughtful ideas might come in handy for someone else who may, in reality, being feeling as described here.  If it were a hoax, I don't really care that I spent three minutes writing a few thoughts.  It's not a big deal to me - and if it isn't a hoax, then people have tried to offer something helpful.

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        Leta Sposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Very well stated.  Perhaps something troll type personalities never get, Lisa.

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          badcompany99posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          I appreciate what you are both saying and trust me if I thought it was genuine I would have left helpful advice. The fact that it is blatently a hoax both annoys and disturbs me that there are sickos like this in the world. I am up for a laugh or a joke but faking a suicide attempt on hubpages is not funny at all. Firstly both characters joined at the same time and the interaction between both was so obvious. You are both  2 caring ladies just like Teresa was but you have both been taken in by a sick individual. And if I came across as uncaring I can assure you I am far from it.

  29. chicago girl profile image60
    chicago girlposted 7 years ago

    you most likely would not die, but there is a huge chance of damaging your liver

  30. lbtrader profile image59
    lbtraderposted 7 years ago

    chicago girl is right about the liver and if you have any empathy for anyone but yourself then you might consider that there are thousands of people who are on dialysis who would give their left nut to have your healthy liver....

    So if you are at all serious about your above statement i tell you that you are past help from this forum...

    Grab the phone and if you are  not in need of emergency medical treatment then call the mental hospital and have yourself checked in ASAP

  31. fortunerep profile image60
    fortunerepposted 7 years ago

    I agree with you BC, I have read this over and over.  If you are suicidal, you don't get on the internet and tell everybody. You don't take Tylenol. Notice how well the grammar was in the post for a 15 year old suicidal girl. She is wanting and needs attention.  If her having peoople talk to her makes her feel better, that is great, but The post is definately not suicidal.

    dori

  32. HealthCare Basics profile image80
    HealthCare Basicsposted 7 years ago

    First of all, what is this about? Tylenol dosing in extreme is not cool. It drags on for a few days until the liver decides to shut down. Why Do you think you have to come to this point in life. Call for help. Your presence is important............

  33. Onusonus profile image86
    Onusonusposted 7 years ago

    congratulations on living, can I offer you a stomach pump?

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    MangoGirlposted 7 years ago

    sure thing smile

    1. Onusonus profile image86
      Onusonusposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Theres something different about you. Don't tell me, is it you hair?

  35. Miss Pink profile image59
    Miss Pinkposted 7 years ago

    Wow. Lame. What some deprived people will do for attention. I suggest you get off the internet, and into the real world where you might get some real attention and not just posts on a forum. Gosh.

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    Leta Sposted 7 years ago

    What drama!  Thought about a reality TV show?

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      Sufidreamerposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Whatever next - maybe a UFO will come and aliens will abduct you.

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    badcompany99posted 7 years ago

    And were you calling me a troll Lita ??

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      MangoGirlposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Don't you think about the possibility of being wrong, badcompany? I don't think it's worth the risk at any time.

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        badcompany99posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Yeah but I wasnt wrong ok and this is the last reply you get from me, go get a life !

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          MangoGirlposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          I have my life, my friend. It's not me who collects fans online.

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            nazishnasimposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            For a reason, I have curbed my instinct to go on and defend my hubber friends on the forums. But my nature doesn't allow me to see people getting back at my buddies *sigh* But let's see this objectively, Mango, if you really need help then there is little point in fighting with people over here or anywhere else. Attract people through your writing, make some friends over here and you would already feel better. No need being bitter. Almost everybody I've seen you having a word or two with, is a good lady/man. Let's hold peace, shall we?

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              MangoGirlposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              im holding my tongue smile

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            AEvansposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Mango Girl: BadCompany is a good person and has been here far longer then you, I in turn have been here for a great amount of time. Harassment is not allowed at HP so everyone has to place nice.:)What do you mean by collects fans online? Many of us have fans. smile

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      Leta Sposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      No, I was not.  Recognize your position, BC...  See what you are saying.  Was more offering support to those who were responding genuinely.

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        badcompany99posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        " Very well stated.  Perhaps something troll type personalities never get, Lisa"


        Somehow that seemed directed at me.

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          Leta Sposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Nope.  Directed to Lisa for her support.. 

          Trust me, I'm NOT that kind.  wink  I see what's going on maybe as much or more than you..

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    Leta Sposted 7 years ago

    *** Directed at no one in particular ***

    You're cool as far as I know, BC...  Yep, the farce is d*mn stupid and should be reported.  Some of this 'cleverness' is OK, but threatening death is a little over the top and should not be tolerated, wink

    I don't get offended very easily at all.

  39. AEvans profile image71
    AEvansposted 7 years ago

    Why would you comment and continue to write? Suicide isn't funny we get them in our E.R. and it is serious. You certainly are trying to get attention which is sad, I would recommend some serious counseling little one, life is important and needs to be taken seriously. smile

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    Doug.posted 7 years ago

    So you think that when you take your own life that it is all over. Well if you'll take the time to hear what others who have done so,but who survived and had this to say. You think that this life is Hell? Just wait and see what your ongoing out of body life has in store for you. Now, That will be one Hell that,should you not return to your physical body,you'll remain in a suspended,encapsulated existence forever and forever. None of them ever tried to take their own life again,no matter how bad things became. You could learn from them,but it's your life.

  41. Uninvited Writer profile image83
    Uninvited Writerposted 7 years ago

    Mango girl has as much as admitted that she is behind this hoax.

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    Leta Sposted 7 years ago

    And you know--reading through this again p*sses me off enough (and I see those who have actually had issues posting to Mango's hub) that I am going to report this person, too.

    What's the difference between this and some street piece of crap harassing a person in real life?  Oh.  They have internet access and are semi-literate.  Certainly though, they are on the same level.

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    Leta Sposted 7 years ago

    I don't think hubpage staff works weekends much--that's the reason it is still up.

  44. Eaglekiwi profile image74
    Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago

    well can we talk about candy
    2nd day of no sugar and I feel well @#$@#

    so bring me pleeeeeeeeeeease chocolate

    hersheys to get the party started ,but I can be flexible.

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      Leta Sposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Maybe chocolate liquer...  I need a drink,wink

      1. Eaglekiwi profile image74
        Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        mmmm..smells sugar in the air

        kahlua on the rocks or malibu.

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          Leta Sposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          A Smith and Kerns...Kalua, cream & a splash of C02...chocolate alcohol heaven.

          1. AEvans profile image71
            AEvansposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            That sounds yummy Lita I may have to go to the store. lololo big_smile

      2. lisafwg01 profile image60
        lisafwg01posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        How about a Chocolate Martini?
        1 1/2 shots Godiva® chocolate liqueur
        1 1/2 shots creme de cacao
        1/2 shot vodka
        2 1/2 shots half-and-half



        Mix all ingredients in a shaker with ice, shake and pour into a chilled cocktail glass.

        Just make sure you're sitting down after your 2nd one! wink

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          Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago in reply to this
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    Leta Sposted 7 years ago

    Some are that naive and just good, frankly, BC. Maybe a few others got in on the sick joke.  Don't know...

    And I agree with you, too--having fun is one thing--talking about the suicide, yep, is another.  Agree completely.

  46. Teresa McGurk profile image60
    Teresa McGurkposted 7 years ago

    Dang!  Thought this was a suicide thread, and here you all are sitting sipping cocktails! 

    Much better!
    (I prefer my chocolate virginal, though, sadly, as my drinking days are over.)

    1. AEvans profile image71
      AEvansposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      chocolate virginal it is, and that sounds good to!!big_smile

  47. Eaglekiwi profile image74
    Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago

    Well I caved, you girls oops women are so good and being bad!! ( like I needed an excuse) lol...

    one drink and I feel like baking
    whats with that ! lol

    slice of virgin cake for teresa yes? hehe..

    1. AEvans profile image71
      AEvansposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I caved to and went to the store all due to our wonderful friend Lita but I will be happy to share. smile

      1. Eaglekiwi profile image74
        Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago in reply to this
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    Leta Sposted 7 years ago

    Well, I just got back from shopping, but got no Kaluha, so it's Ghiardelli chocolates and white wine...+ scarves and jackets, wink.  I'm SO bad.

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