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I am hiring. Hurry!

  1. packerpack profile image62
    packerpackposted 8 years ago

    Applications are invited for the following post. The package and
    incentives are mentioned below.

    Designation :  Junior girl friend (trainee)
    Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys (Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)
    Other requirement :Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required.
    Age : 18-26 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special consideration will undertaken for them). Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.

    Perks and incentives:
    Total gross ( Monthly ) :
    · 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)
    · bike rides each duration 1 hour
    · trips to National Highways
    · Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days
    · Daily Provision of snacks worth Rs. 10 /-
    · 2 movies (Family movies only) per month (on weekends)
    · Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend (On your   own expense)
    · A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability and to the size available with the shopkeeper.

    Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be informed on joining. The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend)

    Plz NOTE:
    1. Only females.
    2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.
    3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions.

    There is more:
    For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral.

    Program by referring their friend, colleagues etc.
    Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.

    Interested candidates can send their resume with
    Subject: Name/fresher- exp/age.
    Photo must be in attachment to the email address via mail

    Note: Applications without photo will be rejected.

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    Rainbow Briteposted 8 years ago

    Name:  Kat
    Age:  22
    Experience....weeeellll that would take all night....

    So when do I start?

    1. packerpack profile image62
      packerpackposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Looks like already got one.... big_smile big_smile big_smile..... Chill sweetie chill..... Let me get a bunch of resumes then I will sort out and would let the lucky one know through the formal announcement

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        Rainbow Briteposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        Lol waste your time if you want to, but everyone knows that I'm the best!

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          MangoGirlposted 8 years ago in reply to this

          That's the very truth.

        2. packerpack profile image62
          packerpackposted 8 years ago in reply to this

          Patience is virtue my dear. don't worry you are already in book

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            Rainbow Briteposted 8 years ago in reply to this

            "Patience is a virtue, virtue is a grace, and Grace is a little girl who wouldn't wash her face"  lol one of my favorite lil nursery rhymes from way back in the day.  Anyway, I'm just joshin ya I think I may have been the first to read your post and had to throw my two cents in, but I'm taken, sorry!

            1. packerpack profile image62
              packerpackposted 8 years ago in reply to this

              Well if you are taken then you can take advantage of referrals and enjoy a candle light dinner with me!

  3. cashmere profile image81
    cashmereposted 8 years ago

    Good ad paper pack.
    Hope u find the right personnel.

    1. packerpack profile image62
      packerpackposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      O yes .... thanks for that support and yes I just recalled looking at your avatar that you are married !!! wink

  4. cashmere profile image81
    cashmereposted 8 years ago

    For the last 8 years, most of them happily!smile

    1. packerpack profile image62
      packerpackposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      8 years!!!??? If it was you in your earlier avatar then you did not looked like married for 8 years from point of view. Wish you were 8 years younger!!!! wink

      1. mandybeau profile image59
        mandybeauposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        "Crawler" She is quite beautiful Indian No, they always hold their age.

  5. Lucey Knight profile image74
    Lucey Knightposted 8 years ago

    Happy Hunting!

  6. cashmere profile image81
    cashmereposted 8 years ago

    Thanks for the compliment. Yes it was me. And this avtaar also features my 4 year old son.

  7. geminimoon profile image59
    geminimoonposted 8 years ago

    Wow, sounds like you are really desperate, Good luck.

  8. Colebabie profile image60
    Colebabieposted 8 years ago

    Umm I would apply but I already have a position. If I get laid off, quit, or are fired, I shall let you know smile

    1. packerpack profile image62
      packerpackposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      O I just forgot to mention that the candidate who are already associated with some other firm at that same position may also apply. So are you in?

      1. Colebabie profile image60
        Colebabieposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        I will not be able to accept this position as I am needed at my other firm full time. However, if you need someone on a per diem basis I may be able to work that into my schedule. (Just Kidding! smile)

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    MangoGirlposted 8 years ago

    When can one start?
    What's the boss like?
    Apart from offering what I already have what more do you have to offer?
    What are the working hours?
    What are my chances to build a career?

    1. packerpack profile image62
      packerpackposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Saw your profile but I just could not figure out if you are a girl as avatar do not always reflect the truth. If you could read my condition properly you will know that this post is vacant only for a female. Hence please confirm your gender before we could continue with our further discussion. wink

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        MangoGirlposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        The word 'Girl' in my name refers to the fact that I'm female.

        1. packerpack profile image62
          packerpackposted 8 years ago in reply to this

          Beg your pardon for not thinking logically! Now to answer your question.

          1. One can start just after I make the formal announcement and we sign the legal documents.
          2. There is no concept of Boss here. Though I am hiring but after the joining we both will be equal to each other. So far I am concerned I am a cancerian (They are said to be best kisser, lover and are best at taking care)
          3. To answer this question I need to know what are the things you already have
          4. There will be no defined working hours as such. Once the recruitment is over, the working hour has to be discussed between me and the lucky girl!
          5. A very lucrative career ahead provided the girl shows commitment and loyalty.

          Note : I will let all know about the lucky girl who will get selected. smile

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            MangoGirlposted 8 years ago in reply to this

            Ok. Since you answered my second question more or less adequately (20% which is acceptable considering your gender), I think I might apply. What is bothering me, though, is the answer for my 5th question. I wanted to know if I could be your wife some day, but your answer actually implies that you're looking for a whore. Is that right, sweetheart?

            1. packerpack profile image62
              packerpackposted 8 years ago in reply to this

              What made you think like that sweetie??

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                MangoGirlposted 8 years ago in reply to this

                The word 'lucrative' means 'producing a large amount of money'.

                1. packerpack profile image62
                  packerpackposted 8 years ago in reply to this

                  Depends the way you think. Maybe for you lucrative may only mean money but for me it holds different meaning as per its use. In case of maintaining relationship, for me, lucrative simply means a never ending committed relation built with love and trust. My mistake I should have been more elaborate. Howzzz that now, sweetheart?? Is that ok?

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                    MangoGirlposted 8 years ago in reply to this

                    It's ok. Look it up in a dictionary.

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    Janettaposted 8 years ago

    damn...just missed the age limit smile

    1. packerpack profile image62
      packerpackposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Read my terms and conditions properly. Age limit can be relaxed in certain condition.  wink

  11. RooBee profile image84
    RooBeeposted 8 years ago

    I may pass the info along to some qualifying individuals, as I myself have settled into a career position with a very promising incentive-based and growth-oriented ogre.

    Best of luck in filling your empty position. big_smile

    1. packerpack profile image62
      packerpackposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Well that too would win you a candle light dinner with me.... so hurry...
      big_smile

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    MangoGirlposted 8 years ago

    Disgrace! smile

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    MangoGirlposted 8 years ago

    I'm just kidding you, packerpack. Kinda checking you with the cindyvinese requirements for an ideal partner. This was the light hearted banter part, so now say something intelligent.

    1. packerpack profile image62
      packerpackposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      I knew you were and I too should have replied accordingly instead of sounding bit serious but all are correct.

      Well well MangoGirl.... looks like we are already going good. What say? wink

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        MangoGirlposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        smile I'm already 31, though.

        1. packerpack profile image62
          packerpackposted 8 years ago in reply to this

          Looks like I scared you! You have already started making your position secure making sure that I do not make any move further..... big_smile big_smile Chill I am 29

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            MangoGirlposted 8 years ago in reply to this

            I am engaged.

            1. packerpack profile image62
              packerpackposted 8 years ago in reply to this

              O no you just broke my heart. sad sad sad sad

              Well nothing to worry about. You still have a chance. At least you can come over for a candle light dinner with me by referring any of your sister or female friend or female colleague. Do not miss this chance!!!! Not everyone gets a chance to dine with me wink

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                MangoGirlposted 8 years ago in reply to this

                Now finally everyone can see what kind of offer we have here, right?

  14. lisafwg01 profile image61
    lisafwg01posted 8 years ago

    This has to be one of the oddest threads I have ever read.

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      MangoGirlposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      packerpack takes this as a compliment.

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    MangoGirlposted 8 years ago

    oddest not oldest

    cindyvinese intelligence test failed

    1. packerpack profile image62
      packerpackposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      O yes ..... you caught and corrected me yet again!!!!

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        MangoGirlposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        No problem. You know I'm here at your beck and call. smile

  16. cashmere profile image81
    cashmereposted 8 years ago

    Thanks for the compliment Mandy beau

  17. Mighty Mom profile image91
    Mighty Momposted 8 years ago

    Clever personals ad, PP. And there are quite a few eligible candidates here on HP. For broader exposure, you might expand this concept into a full-blown hub. Just a thought.
    Happy hunting! MM (def NOT in any way, shape or form eligible but will try to think of referrals for ya!)

    1. packerpack profile image62
      packerpackposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Appreciate that. Hope to get some referrals from you!

  18. Anamika S profile image69
    Anamika Sposted 8 years ago

    Nice Advt, lol.

 
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