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No more room at the inn. Ya hear?

  1. frogdropping profile image86
    frogdroppingposted 7 years ago

    No more fans. All you do is eat eat eat. And I'm sick of running out of home-made marmalade.

    And there's a certain one or two that I just know are always the last to use the milk - and place the empty carton back in the fridge. *suspects RooBee - maybe the Dragons' in on it too*

    And if BC, Blonde and CindyV won't stop hoofing my Vodka and refilling it with water - there'll be trouble ...

    Oh and another thing. No more wild parties. You'd think I was made of snacks.

    1. nicomp profile image60
      nicompposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I can't believe I missed out on this.

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago

    Just one more party please..

  3. frogdropping profile image86
    frogdroppingposted 7 years ago

    neutral

  4. sunstreeks profile image84
    sunstreeksposted 7 years ago

    You have home-made marmalade?

  5. EasyLearn profile image60
    EasyLearnposted 7 years ago

    What if I bring my own marmalade?

  6. frogdropping profile image86
    frogdroppingposted 7 years ago

    Sunstreeks ... I saw what you just did. Sneakin' round the back won't work ... I'm imnopitant. Ompnimotent. I'm everywhere ...
    And no - I have a marmalade deficit. Too many Paddingtons I think neutral

    No Easy - you have to be able to make marmalade. Or distil Vodka.

    1. sunstreeks profile image84
      sunstreeksposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      The first time I read this I was thinking "whats impotence got to do with getting some free homemade marmalade."

  7. shibashake profile image82
    shibashakeposted 7 years ago

    Hmmm my dogs probably got into some of that vodka. They always act loopy and the next minute they are asleep and drooling.

    Where was *my* invitation to the parties? I'm taking you off my Christmas list!

  8. RooBee profile image84
    RooBeeposted 7 years ago

    I was framed! That blasted Kevin is always trying to put off his mischief on me!

    I just thought you guys had really weak Vodka out there and I wasn't about to complain.

    As for the marmalade, you should have known better than to start doling that stuff out..http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-eatdrink020.gif

  9. raiderfan profile image60
    raiderfanposted 7 years ago

    Got any jungle juice?

  10. frogdropping profile image86
    frogdroppingposted 7 years ago

    Shiba - you know you're the party queen ... don't act all innocent neutral

    RooBee - I don't dole anything out. You marmalade pilferers help yourselves sad

    raider - NO. No jungle juice smile

  11. Anna Marie Bowman profile image91
    Anna Marie Bowmanposted 7 years ago

    Next time there is a party, I want to know about it!!!  I make great snacks and have gallons of vodka!!!

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    Am I dead, yet?posted 7 years ago

    There was a party! pfft, Nobody tells me nothin' hmm

  13. frogdropping profile image86
    frogdroppingposted 7 years ago

    Anna - no parties! They're the kind that occur when I'm shopping for peanuts sad

    AIDY - No one tells me either. I only find out from the evidence neutral

    1. moposan profile image59
      moposanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Dont drink flavoured vodka.

  14. Frieda Babbley profile image80
    Frieda Babbleyposted 7 years ago

    Marmalade and Booze?  Lovely.  I'm there.  Let me change into my party slippers.  I'll be right over.

  15. Laughing Mom profile image59
    Laughing Momposted 7 years ago

    I'd consider myself lucky that's all the damage they did....

    Frieda, I think you left one of your party slippers at the last hoo-rah.

    1. Frieda Babbley profile image80
      Frieda Babbleyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Oh yeah, with the chocolates.  Where's Toad.  Tell him to find it and bring it to the party.  I think it's under a couch cushion.  Or it could be in the freezer.  My feet got sweaty.  I don't know what happened after that, so it must still be in there.

      1. Laughing Mom profile image59
        Laughing Momposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Everyone there took a vow of secrecy, Frieda.  You're safe.

  16. frogdropping profile image86
    frogdroppingposted 7 years ago

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kjsvRvU8X08/SZMwxfIziUI/AAAAAAAADWs/qoYjZzMaSb4/s400/close+up+Marmalade

    http://img.alibaba.com/photo/10970604/Russian_Vodka_Premium_Class.jpgVodka

    And when you all look like http://www.virginmedia.com/images/Paddington-Bear-431x300.jpgit will serve you right neutral

  17. Frieda Babbley profile image80
    Frieda Babbleyposted 7 years ago

    Paddington is cute!!!

  18. frogdropping profile image86
    frogdroppingposted 7 years ago

    LMom - I reserve the right to gossip big_smile

    1. Laughing Mom profile image59
      Laughing Momposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Come on, frogdropping.  They told me you were one of the cool ones.

      1. frogdropping profile image86
        frogdroppingposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Yeah yeah ...
        Next they will be telling you I'm a frog ...

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    Janettaposted 7 years ago

    I could start distilling vodka but i can't gaurantee it would be drinkable....

    i make a really good banana pudding, will that work??  I wasn't oneof the trouble makers ,I swear!!! wink

  20. RooBee profile image84
    RooBeeposted 7 years ago

    http://www.forumimagecodes.com/images/cpbw2c3sfznekedt1ze.jpg

    Well, we were all fancied up to come calling - but I guess we'll take our tuna dip and cheeseballs elswhere! hmmmph!

    1. nicomp profile image60
      nicompposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      We need a PhotoShop hub? wink

      1. RooBee profile image84
        RooBeeposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        BADLY!!! Before more innocent victims are made!!!

  21. frogdropping profile image86
    frogdroppingposted 7 years ago

    Sunstreeks - that's the wrong word entirely. Its the other one, the one that means I'm everywhere. Like fog. Wasps. And other everywhere stuff.

    Janetta - make it banoffee pie and you're in

    RooBee - you gotta know that them Owls ain't getting in. They eat frogs neutral

    1. shibashake profile image82
      shibashakeposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I'm letting that owl in - he looks hawt!

  22. RooBee profile image84
    RooBeeposted 7 years ago

    No, no we gave up frog long ago. We are refined and cultured owls!

    And, shiba, he has a brother who is equally good-looking but sometimes his behavior is just fowl...

    http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-rolleyes008.gif

    1. shibashake profile image82
      shibashakeposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      LOL - I'm used to bad behavior. My dogs live and breathe bad behavior smile

      Invite the owl's brother onto HubPages. We really do not have enough owls here - let alone hawt owls!

      1. RooBee profile image84
        RooBeeposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Will do. He's a little nocturnal, and gets his feathers ruffled somewhat easily but who-who-who among us doesn't once in a while..

  23. Eaglekiwi profile image72
    Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago

    omg I love Photoshop now , can I download it ? smile looks like fun!!

  24. frogdropping profile image86
    frogdroppingposted 7 years ago

    The partie's over. The Vodka is drunk. As are the attendees ...

    1. Laughing Mom profile image59
      Laughing Momposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Since when does that end the party?!
      You giving up so early? I think there's a stash in that cabinet above the fridge. I'll go check.
      And I donn't believe ALL the rumors I hear.

  25. frogdropping profile image86
    frogdroppingposted 7 years ago

    Gossip? I'll give you gossip ...

    Shibashake hoofed all the marmalade. RooBee fell out her tree. Janetta is a secret straw bender. Frieda started a game of poker and ended up losing her belly button ring.

    Mr Knowles put in an appearance and stood sentinel at the door. In case any religion tried to crawl through the letterbox. Sufi came dressed as an Ancient Geek (sorry Greek)and Darkside strolled in dressed as Pythagoras Theorum.

    RKHenry brough a snorkel and flippers and tried to deep sea fish in the bath. Fierycj came, declared he was bored - and left.

    Blondepoet read us a ditty and CindyV started making sausages. AEvans spread some love and peace and ralwus well he ... just spread.

    CrisA smoked all my ciggies and G|M walked around shouting "lxxy lxxy - speak to me".

    Anything more I can think of, think up and generally exaggerate I will let you know big_smile

  26. shibashake profile image82
    shibashakeposted 7 years ago

    LOL - I vote you HubPages Funniest! lol

    Now I want some of those sausages. I'll spread some marmalade on it - YUMMY! And where is that hawt owl?!

 
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