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Best names for a Speedo!

  1. C.Ferreira profile image82
    C.Ferreiraposted 8 years ago

    Just heard a funny name for a speedo on TV, so I thought I'd share it and see what else people can come up with.

    First there is the classic "Banana Hammock", but the funny one I just heard was...

    "Grape Smuggler" Ha!

    Anyone have any good ones?

  2. seemorebangkok profile image59
    seemorebangkokposted 8 years ago

    ding-a-ling-sling smile

    1. KCC Big Country profile image84
      KCC Big Countryposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      LOL....good one!

      1. Laughing Mom profile image61
        Laughing Momposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        Great one!! lol

        1. KCC Big Country profile image84
          KCC Big Countryposted 8 years ago in reply to this

          Of course this was coming from a guy called "Seemorebangkok"  LMAO

          1. Laughing Mom profile image61
            Laughing Momposted 8 years ago in reply to this

            How did I not even notice that?!?!  Not much more to see in one, is there?

  3. HealthCare Basics profile image81
    HealthCare Basicsposted 8 years ago

    Grape-smuggler....

  4. HealthCare Basics profile image81
    HealthCare Basicsposted 8 years ago

    Hey C.,

         Checked your profile. I lived in NH and Maine. Undergrad at UNH and Grad down in Suffolk University. Welcome. Will check your hubs.

    1. C.Ferreira profile image82
      C.Ferreiraposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Thanks Healthcare..I will do the same.

      My sister just graduated from UNH a few weeks ago. I attended Colby-Sawyer College in New London, NH.

  5. Laughing Mom profile image61
    Laughing Momposted 8 years ago

    I've learned this evening that in Australia, they are commonly referred to as "Dick Stickers" and "Budgie Smugglers".  I think I'm going to have nightmares tonight.

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      notorious_HAIposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Yes the ol' Budgie Smuggler smile...always makes me laugh!!

      Poor budgie.

      1. Laughing Mom profile image61
        Laughing Momposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        But aren't you trying to hide whatever it is you're smuggling?  Not much hidden with those things.

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          notorious_HAIposted 8 years ago in reply to this

          I think it's worn to show off rather than hide....sometimes show off too much an leave nothing left to the imagination. ***shudder***

          1. Laughing Mom profile image61
            Laughing Momposted 8 years ago in reply to this

            You're right.  The imagination can be a good thing.   Sometimes, it's better than reality.  Ha ha!!!

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              notorious_HAIposted 8 years ago in reply to this

              hehehe yes, sometimes reality is unromantic and disappointing.

  6. Colebabie profile image60
    Colebabieposted 8 years ago

    Scrote tote smile

    1. ajcor profile image61
      ajcorposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      this one is even worse but funny

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        notorious_HAIposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        I've never heard that one before, but I will certainly pass it on.  Too funny!!!

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    wordscribe41posted 8 years ago

    through the crack ball sack
    banana hammock

    1. Laughing Mom profile image61
      Laughing Momposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Oh the first one is way too funny!!!!!!!

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        wordscribe41posted 8 years ago in reply to this

        It still cracks me up.  smile

        1. Laughing Mom profile image61
          Laughing Momposted 8 years ago in reply to this

          I'll never be able to look at one the same again.  Actually, I don't really like to look at them in general.  :-)

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            wordscribe41posted 8 years ago in reply to this

            They repulse me.  Saw one at the pool the other day while swimming with my kids.  Gnarly through the crack ball sack, oozey, icky.  Even my kids noticed.  BTW- leopard spotted.  The pool is mostly for kids at a community center.  It's so wrong.

            1. Laughing Mom profile image61
              Laughing Momposted 8 years ago in reply to this

              Oozey?!  I DO NOT want to know!  Wrong on so many different levels.

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                wordscribe41posted 8 years ago in reply to this

                Yes, oozey.  I'm just sayin'...

                1. Laughing Mom profile image61
                  Laughing Momposted 8 years ago in reply to this

                  Well stop saying for heaven's sake!! smile

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                    notorious_HAIposted 8 years ago in reply to this

                    hahaha your poor children!!!  Anything that is oozey needs urgent medical attention.  That pool needs to be emptied and refilled.

  8. C.Ferreira profile image82
    C.Ferreiraposted 8 years ago

    haha these are all so great! thanks for responding everyone!

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      wordscribe41posted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Thanks for the ridiculous thread.  It was right up my alley last night.  smile

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    sandra rinckposted 8 years ago

    Banana hammock or a tada da da da da. smile

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      wordscribe41posted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Definitely the latter.  smile

  10. Shirley Anderson profile image85
    Shirley Andersonposted 8 years ago

    Speedo - ewwwwwwwwww!  sad

    My favourite is the little one that old men with big bellies wear on the beach.  There isn't a much fabric showing but a lot of skin.  Too much, in fact.  Usually, they're with a much younger woman.  roll

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      wordscribe41posted 8 years ago in reply to this

      And always super hairy, right?

      1. Shirley Anderson profile image85
        Shirley Andersonposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        You saw him, too!

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    jami430posted 8 years ago

    I always liked the simple nuthuggers.

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      wordscribe41posted 8 years ago in reply to this

      A classic, no doubt about it.

    2. C.Ferreira profile image82
      C.Ferreiraposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Nuthuggers...ha!

      This thread is so immature, but its such a great laugh!

  12. Lisa HW profile image82
    Lisa HWposted 8 years ago

    I'd select the name, "Unappealing atrocity".

  13. awesomeness79 profile image60
    awesomeness79posted 8 years ago

    We call them Nutcrackers...wrong on so many levels!

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    sandra rinckposted 8 years ago

    dingaling sling

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    greenmachine44posted 7 years ago

    mangina suits

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    wordscribe41posted 7 years ago

    speedon'ts

    Not exactly a name for a speedo, but on a related note:  speedo torpedo.  Imagination required (or not).

 
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