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Goodbye HubPages

  1. Mrvoodoo profile image59
    Mrvoodooposted 7 years ago

    I thought it might save space if everyone who was going to leave for greener pastures did their flouncing announcements in one place, namely here.

    Please fill out the following form when flouncing:

    Handle_____________
    Sock Puppet(s)_______________

    I'm flouncing because (check all that apply):
    ____the God Pushers are mean to me.
    ____the Atheists are mean to me.
    ____the mods aren't tough enough on _________ (insert names).
    ____the Mods are Nazis.
    ____HubPages killed my goldfish.

    I'll be back:
    ____when hell freezes over.
    ____when I get banned from HubPages.
    ____when I'm sure everyone here has forgotten I told them to go screw themselves.
    ____when I sober up (that one's for you BC wink )

    On returning my handle will be:
    ____the same as my current handle.
    ____the same as my current handle with a '2' at the end.
    ____completely different until a Mod outs me.

    Other Information:

    ____I will make no secret that I'm still lurking and reading everything about me.

    ____I would like you to pretend you don't know that I'm still lurking around.

    ____I'll be back under other names immediately.

    Additional re-hashing of all that has gone on here can be found at at:
    ______________________ under the name of _____________________

    1. Mark Knowles profile image59
      Mark Knowlesposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      LOL - Nice one. big_smile

      I flounced out of the forums once - but I did it in style. wink

    2. Uninvited Writer profile image82
      Uninvited Writerposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Ha ha. Very good smile

    3. Mrvoodoo profile image59
      Mrvoodooposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Must be that time of year again.

    4. nyliram profile image60
      nyliramposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Kewl Mr Voodoo apart from the goldfish (I don't have one)I could honestly sign/ hahahaha ur 1 witty lil Hubber.
      Have a Good Christmas.

    5. Zsuzsy Bee profile image84
      Zsuzsy Beeposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Mrvoodoo, what a snappy idea to create this perfect "I'm leaving" tool. This is definitely a time saver and should come in handy especially for those who a long line of puppetry stashed. http://www.freewebby.com/happy-smilies/24.gif

  2. soni2006 profile image46
    soni2006posted 7 years ago

    Goodbye Mr. Voodoo.

  3. Nanny J.O.A.T. profile image92
    Nanny J.O.A.T.posted 7 years ago

    Now wait just a cotton pea pickin minute!! I thought I was the only one around here who killed goldfish!!!

    If hubpages is going to steal my action - I'm outta Here!!!

    Sorry Voodoo- I couldn't help myself! ROFLMAOAPMP!!

  4. Lisa HW profile image82
    Lisa HWposted 7 years ago

    lol   This is great. 

    What about adding:

    Other Information:

    __I will make no secret that I'm still lurking and reading everything about me.

    __Please pretend you don't know that I'm still lurking around.

    __I'll be back under other names immediately.

    Additional re-hashing of all that has gone on here can be found at at:
    ______________________ under the name of _____________________

    1. darkside profile image79
      darksideposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      OMG! I'm hurting here! I'm laughing so hard I'm going to vomit.

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

      That was brilliant. The both of them. I need to go outside for some fresh air and wipe the tears from my face.

    2. atil profile image61
      atilposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Now that's how it really is

  5. Ivorwen profile image83
    Ivorwenposted 7 years ago

    Love it!

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    badcompany99posted 7 years ago

    Can you add " When I sober up " to the I Will Be Back Bit.

    Cheers smile

    1. kmackey32 profile image81
      kmackey32posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      LOL yea

  7. Mrvoodoo profile image59
    Mrvoodooposted 7 years ago

    As much as I'd like to take credit for this I can't, I stole it and adapted it for HubPages from elsewhere.

    I've added all your additional fields though, thanks for the suggestions, they definitely make it complete. big_smile

    And Nanny, what is this: 'ROFLMAOAPMP' ?? lol

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      badcompany99posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Lol cheers my friend, love it smile

    2. Nanny J.O.A.T. profile image92
      Nanny J.O.A.T.posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      LOL!!remember -  you asked:  Rolling On Floor Laughing My A$$ Off And Peeing My Pants!

      1. Mrvoodoo profile image59
        Mrvoodooposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        lol, I knew I shouldn't have asked! big_smile

        1. flread45 profile image83
          flread45posted 7 years ago in reply to this
  8. Garrett McLee profile image59
    Garrett McLeeposted 7 years ago

    Hahah this is great.  So are you leaving or just showing us this?  If you're leaving you have to fill it out too!

  9. Beth100 profile image84
    Beth100posted 7 years ago

    Are we lemmings or what? One jumps over the cliff, and all others follow???  lol

    1. Lisa HW profile image82
      Lisa HWposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Nobody's lemmings.  It's all the same person doing the same thing under different names.    lol    (Maybe the Freemasons are behind it.)

  10. Beth100 profile image84
    Beth100posted 7 years ago

    Nanny, that's toooo funny!!!!!!

    1. Nanny J.O.A.T. profile image92
      Nanny J.O.A.T.posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Goes along with LSHIH2P (Laughed So Hard I Had 2 Pee!)

  11. Paraglider profile image89
    Paragliderposted 7 years ago

    Great opening post, even if it was stolen/adapted smile

  12. apeksha profile image59
    apekshaposted 7 years ago

    oh! it will take tons of time...big post...I dont think that nybody here will fill all....
    nice 1...
    :0

  13. Eaglekiwi profile image73
    Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago

    lol...eyes tearing up  lol

    (Personally Id find it hard ,if not impossible to say goodbye to a website,but alas stranger things have happened)

    MrV..luv yer sense of humor..jes luv it!

  14. getpaidtopost profile image62
    getpaidtopostposted 7 years ago

    Sorry to see you go Mrvoodoo. sad thanks the tips on flouncing.

    You take care Mrvoodoo big_smile

    1. Eaglekiwi profile image73
      Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      huh?

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      CabinGirlposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Go to Google and type in " Satire "  smile

      1. getpaidtopost profile image62
        getpaidtopostposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Thanks cabin girl, This is why I started the post can you spell. I am crap at English I blame Americanization and my teacher at school who was crap.

        I will go check this out, Satire. Thanks cabin girl smile

    3. Mrvoodoo profile image59
      Mrvoodooposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Thanks buddy, that's sweet, although I'm not actually leaving, I wish my Adsense CTR was a little higher, but all-in-all I like it here. smile

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    badcompany99posted 7 years ago

    Satire - " the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc. "

    1. Lisa HW profile image82
      Lisa HWposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      "deriding" seems a little harsh (although I'm not, of course, debating the definition).   In this case, I like to think it's more a matter of a little good natured humor about something that does ring a bell quite often.   smile

  16. Misha profile image74
    Mishaposted 7 years ago

    LOL That's a nice one MrVoodoo lol

  17. Jane@CM profile image60
    Jane@CMposted 7 years ago

    Hilarious, can I steal it and use it on my other message board - oh, wait, I can't, they'd pull the post..muhaha

    1. Mrvoodoo profile image59
      Mrvoodooposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Feel free to use it where you will. big_smile

  18. RooBee profile image84
    RooBeeposted 7 years ago

    Great. At least now flouncing can be done with some uniformity for goodness-sake. big_smilebig_smile

  19. SweetiePie profile image83
    SweetiePieposted 7 years ago

    Very humorous post.  I think those who say they are done with Hubpages are not really done, or else they would leave and not say anything about it big_smile.

  20. AEvans profile image70
    AEvansposted 7 years ago

    Love the form but how did all of this come about?

    1. Mrvoodoo profile image59
      Mrvoodooposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Well, I think perhaps you already know, but I guess it was inspired by my favorite book:

      http://i566.photobucket.com/albums/ss110/MrVoodoo123/GETALONGBULLY.jpg

      1. Maddie Ruud profile image82
        Maddie Ruudposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Oh.  Em.  Gee.  Hilarious.

        1. Mrvoodoo profile image59
          Mrvoodooposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          lol, I can't help but feel that I've crossed some kind of line there that shouldn't have been crossed, but I guess it's too late to worry about that now. big_smile

      2. alekhouse profile image81
        alekhouseposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        So funny!

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    IĆ°unnposted 7 years ago

    I've been doing it all wrong.  I usually just unpublish and really disappear on my sabbaticals.

    An instructive thread on the subject, finally.   smile

    *downloads the form*

    brilliant work, you guyz.  hahaha

  22. wannabwestern profile image89
    wannabwesternposted 7 years ago

    Now you need to turn this into an actual hub with the pic/text/comment format. The photo? A burning bridge, of course.

    1. Mrvoodoo profile image59
      Mrvoodooposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Good idea, I'm pretty drunk right now, but should I wake up tomorrow, consider it done. big_smile

  23. Marisa Wright profile image93
    Marisa Wrightposted 7 years ago

    Love the form - says it in a nutshell!  I think wannabwestern has a good idea there - make it a Hub so it doesn't get lost!

  24. earnestshub profile image86
    earnestshubposted 7 years ago

    Maddie how could you? I had never seen solid evidence of your bullying before, but the look on the tortoise's face says it all.

    1. darkside profile image79
      darksideposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Tortoise?

      That's the Unimpressed Turtle!

      1. earnestshub profile image86
        earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        You are right, that be one unimpressed turtle!Maddie will have to be more aware of her image in future, photographic evidence like this could be used in court! That will soon pull her in to line.

        1. Eric Graudins profile image60
          Eric Graudinsposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          With shoes like that, no court would ever convict her.

          1. earnestshub profile image86
            earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            That cracked me up! I just scrolled up to the footwear!

      2. Mrvoodoo profile image59
        Mrvoodooposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        lol, now it's me that's laughing hard.

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    logic,commonsenseposted 7 years ago

    I think the Lemmings were the people next door.  The dad's name was Simon and you could hear him telling his family, "Simon says"......

  26. Tom Cornett profile image54
    Tom Cornettposted 7 years ago

    Ah...I have stumbled upon the star belly sneeches!  smile

    1. Mrvoodoo profile image59
      Mrvoodooposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Oh contraire, Sylvester McMonkey McBean.

      1. Tom Cornett profile image54
        Tom Cornettposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        How much for a star...Chippy?

        1. Mrvoodoo profile image59
          Mrvoodooposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          I thought you already had yours. wink

          1. Tom Cornett profile image54
            Tom Cornettposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Nope....just waiting for change.  smile

            1. Mrvoodoo profile image59
              Mrvoodooposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Then $3 to you and not a cent more.

              1. Tom Cornett profile image54
                Tom Cornettposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                Cool...I could use 3 bucks!  smile

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    Crazdwriterposted 7 years ago

    lol Love it Mr. Voodoo Love it! and yea sadly more ppl are leaving us

    1. Sa Toya profile image86
      Sa Toyaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      it's tres funny....I hate seeing people leave when I've only just started.

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        Crazdwriterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        yea it does suck...but don't worry a few go but a lot stay smile

    2. Mrvoodoo profile image59
      Mrvoodooposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      So I've noticed, I thought perhaps it was time to resurrect the form.

      Off out for beer now, Merry Christmas to all. smile

      1. Daniel Carter profile image90
        Daniel Carterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Loved the form. Good laugh.

        Beery Christmas, V!
        smile

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        Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        so i logged on, and saw this. imagine my surprise when i saw the title. have a beer for me too mr.v!!! this was so funny to read from the begining.
        merry xmas  smile

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          bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Merry Christmas everyone!

        2. Mrvoodoo profile image59
          Mrvoodooposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          wink

          I certainly did have a beer for you, and another for all the hubbers. smile

          Merry Christmas.

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            Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

            look, you got over 200 followers now!!!  lol  congrats.

  28. docrehab profile image60
    docrehabposted 7 years ago

    Ciao...Ciao...

  29. athulnair profile image62
    athulnairposted 7 years ago

    merry Christmas.. smile

    1. nyliram profile image60
      nyliramposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Same to you Athulnair. Looks warm where you are too.

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago
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      Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      ha ha....where does everybody get these?

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        bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I have no idea.  I don't even know where to get a simple smiley face!  I guess I just suck when it comes to that....

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          Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          simple smiley you type.   :  )  with no space   check formatting tips
          or are you pulling my leg?

  31. GeneriqueMedia profile image61
    GeneriqueMediaposted 7 years ago

    Good form ol'chap!

    Don't forget to file it with the TPS report, stamped in triplicate, and delivered notarized to Maddie.

 
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