The Best Lines You've Ever Received (Guys And Gals)

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   Harvey Stelmanposted 14 years ago

   Lets be honest here.
   
   One of the best I got was; "If you buy breakfast, I'll go home with you.
   
   Next!

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      sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      That's cute.
      
      Mine..." I always wanted a beautiful girl."

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         Harvey Stelmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         And someone got one.

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            sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Well he seems to thinks so but really, I got what I want.

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      lawrettaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      baby u turn my brain around!!

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         fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         And you fell for that? Seriously?

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         Harvey Stelmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Did it work? He may have looked strange that way.

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      Neil Sperlingposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      She said "Let's do it" .... and we did! We both got on the next ski lift chair together! .... trouble is "where can a couple go once they have been to the top together? It was all down hill from there!"

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      anjalichughposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Someone said to me once, "If you say yes, I'll wash your feet and treat you like a Goddess for the rest of my life." Now that was too much.

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         kmackey32posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Oh my. haha what did you say?

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            anjalichughposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            I was speechless. I couldn't handle it perhaps....so I said 'No'.

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               kmackey32posted 14 years agoin reply to this

               Maybe. I find it when a man chases me i hate it. I like to be the one chaseing. weird

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                  anjalichughposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  Welcome aboard!

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                  Harvey Stelmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  Ladies love to chase, a man just has to figure out what she wants to chase. When I sang on stage it was obvious.

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   onthewritesideposted 14 years ago

   The best line I ever heard was from a guy (and I'm a straight male):  "Too bad you don't look like Harvey Stelman, I would have to bend you over and Bubba-tize your azz!"

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      Harvey Stelmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Funny guy. The truth is I sold liguor many years ago. I had more gay accounts than any salesman. If you treat people like you want to be trated, they respond well.
      
      I did get hit on often. Once I had to break a bottle to keep a drunk owner away. He was trying to get physical and he was 5" taller and 50 lbs. heavier. The bottle calmed things down, and we resumed being friendly after that.
      
      Now tell us about your GAY experiences?

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      Harvey Stelmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I made a mistake earlier, I should have said thank you. I was the ugliest person until the end of high school. I had more pimple on my face per square inch than anyone. When people joked about me, I had two answers.
      1- You're down wind of me becareful, one of these might break.
      2- Say that again and I'll get next to you andsqueeze my face.

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   lrohnerposted 14 years ago

   I couldn't come up with a best line if you paid me. They all were bad!

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   fierycjposted 14 years ago

   She know I'm into horror stuff, so she said, "I'll be your witch...you'll be my wizard" that stuff killed me.

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   Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

   'can I have your number'
   
   I seem to have lost mine 

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      Harvey Stelmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Cute, did it work?

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         Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         yea for a couple of dates

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   Dame Scribeposted 14 years ago

   'You would be torture to a man's soul.' after stopping in front and staring about 2 mins kinda scary

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      Harvey Stelmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Uh, yeah.

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   Patty Inglish, MSposted 14 years ago

   Lines, my nether regions! The only "line" I ever received was a request for money - which I did not have.

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      Harvey Stelmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      That's sad, I'll bet you may have forgotten.

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   \Brenda Scullyposted 14 years ago

   i love you

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      Harvey Stelmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      That must have scared you.

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   Shadesbreathposted 14 years ago

   The line I seem to end up falling back on most is:  "Please?"
   
   The one I hear most is, "No," or, occasionally, "Eww, gross."

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      Harvey Stelmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Actually the best line is, hi.

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    waynetposted 14 years ago

    Sit on my knee my dear and see what comes up....the slap hurt like hell...but fear not waynet fans, I was okay.

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       Harvey Stelmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I can understand the reply.

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       Drew Breezzyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       lmao

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    k@riposted 14 years ago

    He was tall, dark and extrememly handsome.  I was walking by in a bar when he pulled me to him and kissed me, not a peck either, if you know what I mean.  I can't remember what he said, but I still remember that kiss.  I was so shocked I accepted his offer for a date.  I dated him for about a year...  LOL, I know, I know...I should have slapped him, but he kissed soooo good!  He was scrumptious! 

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       Harvey Stelmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       That's not a line but quite interesting.

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       Neil Sperlingposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       How about you and I try that one out?

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          k@riposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Are you tall, dark and scrumptious?  I may think about it.

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    girly_girl09posted 14 years ago

    We were talking about fitness and he said how he had lost 50 lbs a few years ago. I said that he looked really great now and he said "You haven't seen me naked....yet."
    
    Ahahaha. It wasn't the best as in sweetest, but it definitely got my attention. I was really shocked to hear something like that.
    
    Anyways, in case you were wondering, I didn't change my original opinion of him looking really great. Now, I just roll my eyes when I think of the guy, but we did date for a while.
    
    Other than that, I don't really like lines because they commonly are really offensive and are said by random, sketchy guys. So I try to ignore them. Unless the guy is incredible attractive.
    
    A recent hilarious line in my head right now from last weekend:
    
    "I own a red jeep. We could go hang out in it." (this is a family website, so I sort of changed what he said a bit.
    
    Me - "I'm sorry, but I don't like jeeps."
    
    It was great. My friends that were with me that night now have an inside joke about red jeeps.

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       Harvey Stelmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

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    frankiectlusposted 14 years ago

    I had a women send a friend over to talk to me and stated "My friend can't really talk to you right now, but she would like you to call her tomorrow.  She is on a date with someone else right now but really thinks you are cute."
    
    Caught me hook line and sinker.  Ofcourse I had been checking her out all night as well.  Now we have been married for 15 years.

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    AsherKadeposted 14 years ago

    sounds like a Catholic confession in this place!
    
    
    for me: "Let me hold you and I'll protect you"

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    Research Analystposted 14 years ago

    I not sure if its the best one but it was a first.."your so captivating that if I weren't married I would take you traveling around the world."

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    Ivorwenposted 14 years ago

    I'm still waiting for a best...
    
    The latest was a man in the grocery store whom I'd never seen before, grabbing his crotch and asking, "Ya want a piece of me?"

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       Harvey Stelmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       That's nt real cool.

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          Ivorwenposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I didn't think so either. 
          What I do appreciate is the men who make small talk long enough to check for a ring, before saying 'Good day,' and walking away... unless I forget my rings.  Then they keep talking, and tell me how wonderful my children are. 

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    Enelle Lambposted 14 years ago

    I don't think it's the best by a long shot, but I remember this one - "You're daddy must have been a baker - cause you sure got nice buns!"

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    kmackey32posted 14 years ago

    Are you from Tennessee cause your the only 10 i see..

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    Inspirepubposted 14 years ago

    I don't tend to get "lines", or if I do they are so forgettable that I couldn't quote any, but I did have one relationship start with:
    
    "I didn't bring you here to have sex with you ..."
    
    Jenny

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    lawrettaposted 14 years ago

    No it didn't work! I am smarter than that!

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    jenblacksheepposted 14 years ago

    Just now I was walking down the road and this builder looked me up and down and said to his friend: "Phwoar, I bet she can hold her breath under water for long time."

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    apekshaposted 14 years ago

    I got many, but my favorite is"u r outstanding"

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    Adam Bposted 14 years ago

    I heard this one and laughed so hard I peed a little.
    
    "Hey, my cock is dead...can I burry it in your ass?"
    
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaah!!!!!!!!!

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