She said "Let's do it" .... and we did! We both got on the next ski lift chair together! .... trouble is "where can a couple go once they have been to the top together? It was all down hill from there!"
Funny guy. The truth is I sold liguor many years ago. I had more gay accounts than any salesman. If you treat people like you want to be trated, they respond well.
I did get hit on often. Once I had to break a bottle to keep a drunk owner away. He was trying to get physical and he was 5" taller and 50 lbs. heavier. The bottle calmed things down, and we resumed being friendly after that.
I made a mistake earlier, I should have said thank you. I was the ugliest person until the end of high school. I had more pimple on my face per square inch than anyone. When people joked about me, I had two answers. 1- You're down wind of me becareful, one of these might break. 2- Say that again and I'll get next to you andsqueeze my face.
He was tall, dark and extrememly handsome. I was walking by in a bar when he pulled me to him and kissed me, not a peck either, if you know what I mean. I can't remember what he said, but I still remember that kiss. I was so shocked I accepted his offer for a date. I dated him for about a year... LOL, I know, I know...I should have slapped him, but he kissed soooo good! He was scrumptious!
I had a women send a friend over to talk to me and stated "My friend can't really talk to you right now, but she would like you to call her tomorrow. She is on a date with someone else right now but really thinks you are cute."
Caught me hook line and sinker. Ofcourse I had been checking her out all night as well. Now we have been married for 15 years.
I didn't think so either. What I do appreciate is the men who make small talk long enough to check for a ring, before saying 'Good day,' and walking away... unless I forget my rings. Then they keep talking, and tell me how wonderful my children are.
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