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Once there in a forest...

  1. dingdong profile image60
    dingdongposted 7 years ago

    A little rabbit happily running through the forest stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a marijuana cigarette. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.

    Then they come across an elephant doing opium, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, and then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

    The three animals then come across a lion about to take a heroin shot... The rabbit says "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the hell out of the little rabbit.

    As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!"

    The lion answers...... .....
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    "That little devil makes me run around the forest like an idiot for hours
    every time he's high on cocaine!"


    big_smile

    1. anjalichugh profile image87
      anjalichughposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      OMG that was least expected. lol lol  lol

  2. Paper Moon profile image83
    Paper Moonposted 7 years ago

    Thank you for a big laugh.  big_smile

  3. dingdong profile image60
    dingdongposted 7 years ago

    When I started reading it on a forum, it made me think that was a story with moral. smile

    1. Paper Moon profile image83
      Paper Moonposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      It is a story with a moral.  Don't trust rabbits on speed!  LOL

      1. alekhouse profile image82
        alekhouseposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Good one! Very funny........

  4. Capable Woman profile image80
    Capable Womanposted 7 years ago

    I got one for ya...

    A rabbit and a bear were both taking a sh** in the woods. The bear looks at the rabbit and says "pardon me, rabbit but do you ever have a problem with sh** sticking to your fur"? The rabbit says "why no, bear. I have never had a problem with sh** sticking to my fur".

    So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his a** with him.

    The End. Now go to sleep you kids! lol

    1. dingdong profile image60
      dingdongposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lol

 
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