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5 Things, Naughty You!

  1. AsherKade profile image75
    AsherKadeposted 7 years ago

    What are 5 things you would never do....

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    I would never pose nude....

    1. anjalichugh profile image87
      anjalichughposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Never say never again.

    2. lawretta profile image77
      lawrettaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      NEVER SMOKE COC...
      NEVER STEAL..
      NEVER GET DRUNK...
      NEVER KILL..
      NEVER DO PORN..

  2. Davinagirl3 profile image60
    Davinagirl3posted 7 years ago

    You know what they say about saying never?

    1. profile image70
      logic,commonsenseposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      That's one thing I would never do! I would never say I would never do any one thing.  smile

  3. Drew Breezzy profile image81
    Drew Breezzyposted 7 years ago

    swallow a live oompa loompa

    dance on my eyelashes while doing the moon walk

    smoke green tea leaves from a blunt

    drink pixie dust with a shot of vampire blood

    make sense anything I say I jess I jess I joke I play

    1. iyoung03 profile image83
      iyoung03posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Drew I love yours!

      Now here are mine....

      I would never marry my dog (or my cat for that matter)


      I would never would never give up my last dollar for magic beans I know it worked for Jack, but I don't know if I have his luck. (although... maybe if it were a leprechaun selling them and I could see a rainbow on the horizon)

      I would never eat hot dogs or Bologna (I would rather gnaw off my arm)

      I would never count my chickens before they hatch (mainly b/c I don't like farm animals very much so I wouldn't want to be that close)

      Ok well those were all silly except the hot dog/ bologna thing.

    2. AsherKade profile image75
      AsherKadeposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      wow, you are like a Pink Floyd song walking around....

  4. onthewriteside profile image61
    onthewritesideposted 7 years ago

    1)  I would never forget to use my 3rd Genie wish to ask for more wishes.
    2)  I would never pee into the wind (again).
    3)  I would never, ever, even consider becoming part of an organized religion.
    4)  I would never look a Gift Horse in the mouth, especially if he had really bad teeth.
    5)  I would never attempt to sell my fellow Hubbers into slavery...no matter how much they offered me!

    1. AsherKade profile image75
      AsherKadeposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      LMFAO ON #5....

  5. rastrother profile image60
    rastrotherposted 7 years ago

    1. i would never ever give up my guns. smile

    2. i would never divorce my wife if i won the lottery.

    3. i would never ever bash someone elses religion.

    4. i would never ever and i mean ever let my glass of captain morgan go empty. smile

    5. i would never let anything bad to my son.

    1. iyoung03 profile image83
      iyoung03posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      A lover of they second amendment, I'm with you!

      1. onthewriteside profile image61
        onthewritesideposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        "Take the children and yourself
        And hide out in the cellar
        By now the fighting will be close at hand
        Don't believe the church and state
        And everything they tell you
        Believe in me, I'm with the high command

        There's a gun and ammunition
        Just inside the doorway
        Use it only in emergency
        Better you should pray to God
        The Father and the Spirit
        will guide you and protect from up here (not so much)

        Swear allegiance to the flag
        Whatever flag they offer  (only if absolutely necessary)
        Never hint at what you really feel
        Teach the children quietly
        For some day sons and daughters
        Will rise up and fight while we stood still"


        I always loved these lyrics....in case you are too young (or maybe too old)...Mike and the Mechanics

        Precisely why we need the 2nd amendment

        1. Ivorwen profile image85
          Ivorwenposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Love those lyrics! 

          But I have learned to manny lessons about saying never.

          ...hmmm...
          maybe I shold come up with some nevers that I really want.  roll

          1.  I will never travel to Ireland.
          2.  I will never own a large farm.
          3.  Or a private jet.
          4.  I will never write and publish a book.
          5.  I will never go deep sea diving.  cool

          1. onthewriteside profile image61
            onthewritesideposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Maybe the first thing on your "Never" list should be "I will never sell myself short"!  wink

            1. Ivorwen profile image85
              Ivorwenposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Writeside, I appreciate your thoughtfulness, but considering my track record with saying never, I figured it was time to use some reverse psychology on the universe.

              Many times now I have said, "Never," and within two years, found myself doing the same or worse.  Many times my husband and I have said, "Yes, let's do that again!" Yet we have yet to make any of it happen...  big_smile

          2. profile image0
            \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Don't forget to look me up when you come

            1. Ivorwen profile image85
              Ivorwenposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              You've got it!

    2. manlypoetryman profile image74
      manlypoetrymanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Well...that wraps it up for me...Can't say any better! Great answers,  rastrother. Irowen does make a good point about wishing in reverse though. Sure...as you say never..."Boom"...in like a flood. So...: I will never win the lottery!

      1. rastrother profile image60
        rastrotherposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        thanks, yeah im pretty sure i'll never win the lottery either.

    3. Davinagirl3 profile image60
      Davinagirl3posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Would you divorce your wife if you didn't win the lottery? lol

      1. Eaglekiwi profile image74
        Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Davina was thinkin same thing lol

      2. rastrother profile image60
        rastrotherposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        heck no, she the only woman i have found that could put up with me this long.

  6. manlypoetryman profile image74
    manlypoetrymanposted 7 years ago



    Some lessons are learned very quickly...That one was a funny one for this Monday Morn...Thanks!

  7. fortunerep profile image59
    fortunerepposted 7 years ago

    I can't say I am above doing anything, doen alot of things I tought I wouldnt do.
    dori

  8. cindyvine profile image86
    cindyvineposted 7 years ago

    1.. I will never get married again.
    2..I will never eat cucumber.
    3..I will never be able to retire.
    4..I will never climb to the top of Kilimanjaro even though I'll be living at the foot.
    5..I'll never stop loving and being proud of my kids.

  9. cindyvine profile image86
    cindyvineposted 7 years ago

    1.. I will never get married again.
    2..I will never eat cucumber.
    3..I will never be able to retire.
    4..I will never climb to the top of Kilimanjaro even though I'll be living at the foot.
    5..I'll never stop loving and being proud of my kids.

  10. blondepoet profile image79
    blondepoetposted 7 years ago

    1. I will never say never til I have tried it once
    2. I will never stop perving on the bull rider Paul who used to live next door. He is a good kisser.
    3. I will never stop breaking things no matter how hard I try
    4. I will never go backwards but keep walking forwards
    5. I will never stop trying to log into Skype even though it is not working anymore

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I love/hate Skype BP. I speak to a friend in Poland, and get perfect video, yet can't get contact even voice alone from my mate 20klms away! What is that???

  11. Jarn profile image82
    Jarnposted 7 years ago

    I will never leave the toilet seat up
    I will never hog the covers
    I will never drink straight from the milk carton
    I will never forget my girlfriend's anniversary
    I will never forget to do my own dishes.

    There, I said it. Now will you knife away, dear? Pretty please?

    smile

    1. Ivorwen profile image85
      Ivorwenposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Your dear has a knife?  What a darling!  big_smile

    2. Joy At Home profile image97
      Joy At Homeposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Oh, c'mon, you being 6'4 (or thereabouts) and not hogging the covers? You're going to need a big quilt! ;-)

      And just don't back-wash in the milk carton.

    3. ButterflyWings profile image91
      ButterflyWingsposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Oh my goodness! Are you in a toxic relationship, or have you been listening to Weird Al Yankovic? "Oh I'm beggin' you darlin', won't you put down that knife? You know I even think it's kind of cute the way you poisoned my coffee just a little each day..."

      I guess I'd better stop before I get in trouble for quoting something I don't own. sad

      But stay away from girls with knives, okay? It can be bad for your liver. And other organs, I suppose, depending on her aim.

    4. AsherKade profile image75
      AsherKadeposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      that's the most hilarious avatar ever!!!!!!!!! where did ya get it??!!

  12. Cam Anju profile image76
    Cam Anjuposted 7 years ago

    I would never stay with and abusive man
    I would never abandon my family
    I would never kill an animal on purpose
    I would never tell someone their dreams are stupid
    I would never throw my (or any) child across the room

    We all have to learn sometime I suppose... it starts with me. smile

  13. Balinese profile image61
    Balineseposted 7 years ago

    i  would never smoke
    i would never  give up my business
    i would never do bungy jumping
    i would never pose nude in public  except in bed smile)
    i would never tell my friend secret to others

  14. Lady_E profile image83
    Lady_Eposted 7 years ago

    I would never go Bungee Jumping - Scary.
    I would never smoke.
    I would never try to feed a lion in the Zoo.  Lol
    I would never drink raw egg. Yuck!
    I would never allow myself to be Hypnotized  smile

    1. blondepoet profile image79
      blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Oh I got hypnotised on stage I jumped at the chance he turned me into a typewriter lool

    2. Eaglekiwi profile image74
      Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Oh Gosh the last one was the only thing I Havent Done lol

  15. Eaglekiwi profile image74
    Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago

    Naughty things? um (only 5) lol

    I laughed at someone because they farted (accidently)

    I laughed when my husband thought my sister was me

    I swapped seeds around in my dads gardening shed ( cuz I hated broadbeans)

    I flipped the bird, the first time in my life to the wrong person
    (new principal @high school)

    I will always love my sons ,simply because they exist

  16. AsherKade profile image75
    AsherKadeposted 7 years ago

    mmmmmmm...I am still thinking about Captain Morgan...honey, pour me another one....where are you stinkin spouse of mine?

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