This thread intends to make fun to all hubbers who loves forums.
My embarassing moment yet very funny is the time we came to watch a circus show nyahahaha. A beautiful young lady asked me to volunteer for a trick wakikik. Then suddenly they handcuffed me and covered me with a blanket, and things went too fast, there a alot of swift actions that took place that time, after few minutes I am wearing a bra already and the young lady is wearing my shirt. Nyahahaha all the audience bursted to laughter as poor me accepted it handily nyahaha in an embrassing way.
Mine was when I came home from work. I had on a pants suit with pantyhose. I took off my clothes and took a shower. When I got out of the shower, my kids called for me to pick them up from the mall. Immediately, I put the same pants back on and a t-shirt.
Only, I did not know the pantyhose was still inside the pants, hanging out of one pants leg! I walked around the mall looking for my kids with pantyhose hanging out of one leg. People were laughing and looking, but, I couldn't put my finger on why.
When I met up with my kids, they too laughed at me. It was my kids who told me about the pantyhose hanging and dragging out of one leg. I was beet red with embarrassment.
Its evening in the muslim quarter of Xi'an in the spring of 1995. Tucked away behind the popular food market area is a school for Chinese muslims that offers, among other things, MA training. Six months prior, this school had accepted their first non-muslim, non-Chinese student on a part-time basis. The training 'hall' is a large cement garage-like structure with a dirt floor and no roof. This means that after a rain, there is a mud floor. On this particular night, a demonstration is being held for the assembled school and some visitors from outside of Shaanxi. After several impressive displays by instructors and senior students, the waigouren is invited to show his stuff. After many sincere attempts at getting out of it, he reluctantly begins. Things are going well, and the assembled are being very generous (in typical Chinese fashion) in their praise and approval. At one point in the demonstration, the waigouren is required to perform a leaping-type thing. This guy is really not a natural born leaper but, caught up in the moment, he gives it his all. He catches uncharacteristic air and is feeling quite pleased until he realizes that his 'landing zone' is now a two-inch deep puddle of mud. As you can imagine, he falls flat on his ass in front of God and everyone. Unable to transform into a fly and escape as he would like, he soldiers through and very quickly finds a place in the back of the crowd.
That poor bastard.
Only last week .
I'm a truck driver, and ya meet mates on the roads doing long-hauls, well that ws what I was doin the other night, when a buddy goin the other way waved me down. He was parked up having his tea. We yacked for a bit, and then I sat in the Cab of his truck since it was getting long winded.
I got up ad went to go back to my rig, when a young chick comes up to me and says Hey, i dont want to embarrass you but you have a paper plate stuck on your bum.
I had sat in the mates meal and it had stayed with me.
Left over mash and gravy. bloody stuff sticks like glue.
It has to be diving in a pool with no water. I strutted my stuff, like a female rooster down to the side of the pool (you know the cool look you adopt at times). Yes... there where people around. Thank God I did a jump dive. not my normal nose down feet in the air trick (my dolpihn manouvere) .....
Everyday I reflect on the whole experience thinking why oh why did I not see that there was not one ounce of water in such a large structure. I rarely get embarassed about anything, I normally laugh it off, however there was a cute guy digging a bit of horse poop into the garden on the far left of the perimeter.
So I stayed in the empty pool for at least five minutes hoping he did not notice the lack of water, and would be assuming I was doing a little swimming.
***When in a dire situation, you have to quickly don a veil of composure, give a little shrug of the left shoulder... cos you just may get away with it. !!!!
Thanks for posting guys I'm sure people here in hubpages will trully enjoy your posts...
I read all of them. Yes these are indeed some funniest moments you guys had. Thanks for sharing these embarassing but lovely moments.
I was about to say "I LOve You" to my GF and my Balance in the Cell Phone went short.
Wonderful, so that's why you opted for mobile phones as your username at hubpages, so that you earn money from adsense in order to top up your mobile.
NO. I opted that because I am far better, well educated and intelligent than you. You will find it very shortly.
I waited all day to go to the bathroom and when I finally did, I was busting through the bathroom door with my legs crossed, hopping like a bunny rabbit and looking like I was having a seziure. There were other people in the bathroom washing their hands and were staring at me, when they tried to speak to me to see if I was alright, I could'nt speak without starting to wet my pants. I burst through the stall and almost fell in the toilet, When they tried to open the stall I was in to see if everything was ok, they kept pushing me further in the toilet, because my back was to the stall door. Finally, I screamed STOP DAMMIT I GOT TO PEE.
When I walked back in the office - they were acting out the scene with other employees and laughing so loud. I could'nt do anything but laugh myself.
Well that's just sill waiting all day. You sound like my wife, and she is silly. Funny though, and she pees her panties because of it. LOL Now you did some diggin' to brring this back.
My most embarrassing moment was with a Belly Dancer . . . in Newton Falls.
OK, since you insist. I had my hand stuck in her crotch with a twenty, the music stopped and she asked me loudly, "Now what?"
Unknown to her my buddies had removed all the large bills from her butt and replaced them with dollar bills. As the spotlight hit my face I turned beet red.
I love my wife but the honeymoons been over for awhile. We were driving along and I saw a hub cap rolling down an exit ramp and I said, "Look some assholes hubcap just took the exit ramp!" Well a moment later a guy pulls along side and starts honking and pointing to my wheels. My wife chimes in with, "You're right! Some assholes hubcap did take the exit ramp!" I went back and searched and searched but never found it but, my wife enjoyed the hell out of it!
what an asshole.
Reminds me of a bizarre accident I saw on I-75: There was a wheel rolling along down the highway. Four lanes of heavy holiday traffic, and everybody was a crawl behind this loose wheel rolling and bouncing along.
We followed this crazy thing for a good half mile until it bounced to a stop - no bs - about 20 yards from a dude who was stranded at the side of the road because his boat trailer had lost a wheel.
He watched that thing roll up to him with his mouth hanging wide open. He grabbed it & was putting it back on the trailer as I glanced in my rear view mirror. Strangest thing i ever saw.
The first time my brothers came to visit after I married I wanted to make them a very special breakfast. I carefully measured all the ingredients for blueberry pancakes and was confident they would be great.
I popped into the dining room only to find them looking at me strange. They said the pancakes were fine and all, but they didn't remember blueberry pancakes having seeds! Turned out I threw in concord grapes by mistake
Now they prefer to meet for dinners.
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