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I'm New Here And Will Be Honest

  1. jdmaffiliate profile image61
    jdmaffiliateposted 7 years ago

    Hi everyone.

    I am absolutely new here and I need to be honest.  I am here to make money.  My mentor who I will not mention is a very popular Hubber and makes very good money.  He told me HubPages is a very important tool on wanting to make an income online.

    He also told me how to act in HubPages.  He warned me about spamming and so forth.  He told me about making friends, getting involved in the forums and just being a real person.  He also told me that I will make very little money from the wallets of Hubbers but then explained to my why HubPages is so important.

    I am an 18 year old trying to make a living online.  My mentor is one of the real people who has taken me by the hand to show me how he makes a living.  Don't worry I haven't quit my day job but one day I know I will.

    So, anyways I hope I can be a contributing member of HubPages and I hope my honesty is appreciated because you can bet your bottom dollar I will never deal in shady practices or try and spam the people of HubPages.

    1. prasannasutrave profile image43
      prasannasutraveposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Dear jdmaffiliate
      Welcome to hub pages.Your mentor is right you can make good money from here if work hard.

      Build your relationship with other hubber and find useful information from their hubs.

    2. goodfriendiam profile image60
      goodfriendiamposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Welcome. If you are an honest person then why would you need to publish it. For this only makes me caution your motive.

      1. jdmaffiliate profile image61
        jdmaffiliateposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Thats okay.  I'm new to this game and you should be cautious when a new marketer arrives.  I will prove my worth here.  maybe my wording is wrong but I only deal in black and white and no inbetween.

        1. goodfriendiam profile image60
          goodfriendiamposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          why do you feel the need to prove anything?

          1. jdmaffiliate profile image61
            jdmaffiliateposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Lol, it seems you are going to be a tough one and thats okay.  Simply because I am a marketer and dont want to get painted with the wrong brush.

            Josh

            1. goodfriendiam profile image60
              goodfriendiamposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              But josh, you began the wrong way, just by your intro. maybe next time you will think through what you say.

          2. Eric Graudins profile image60
            Eric Graudinsposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Geez - give him a go. He's just introducing himself to the forum, and doing a good job of it.

            Why do you feel the need to attack him?

            1. goodfriendiam profile image60
              goodfriendiamposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              I'm not attacking, I'm questioning, why he would feel the need to tell us hes honest. That only makes me be guarded to someone who advertises his on honesty.

    3. Ron Montgomery profile image60
      Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Your introductory post indicates that you are a an honest, motivated person of high integrity.

      I hate you already. mad

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      Hack Retisposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Good luck!

      Keep it real.

    5. blondepoet profile image81
      blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      You sound like a nice bloke I like you already. smile

      1. Eric Graudins profile image60
        Eric Graudinsposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Is there a bloke you DON'T like lol

  2. vinny2 profile image59
    vinny2posted 7 years ago

    I'm glad to hear it. Welcome to Hubpages!

  3. Mark Knowles profile image62
    Mark Knowlesposted 7 years ago

    Welcome - I already like your approach.

    Good luck. smile

    1. jdmaffiliate profile image61
      jdmaffiliateposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      It's kind of funny that you Mark would comment already.  My mentor specifically mentioned your name to me.  He told me that you are a person always willing to help those who are sincere but he also told me that you can easily eat a person alive who tries to do things the non HubPages way.  lol,  thanks for the welcome.

      1. Mark Knowles profile image62
        Mark Knowlesposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        LOL

        My reputation precedes me. smile

        Still - you learned one thing already. "You can't please all the people all the time." big_smile

        1. goodfriendiam profile image60
          goodfriendiamposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Why mark do you need to please anyone at all?

      2. Eric Graudins profile image60
        Eric Graudinsposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        That's true, but most days he forgets to put his teeth in lol

        1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
          Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          He's in the habit of putting them in right after morning prayers.

          1. Eric Graudins profile image60
            Eric Graudinsposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Nah, if that were true he'd  be permanently toothless.

            1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
              Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              I think he is a closet babtist.

  4. Jane@CM profile image61
    Jane@CMposted 7 years ago

    Welcome aboard.  I love your intro - honest & to the point.

    1. jdmaffiliate profile image61
      jdmaffiliateposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Thank you.  My Uncle(mentor) told me there were only 2 ways to survive.  Blackhat or Whitehat.  Personally he also told me he would have no part in helping if I wouldnt be an honest marketer so that is what I will be.

  5. Kidgas profile image80
    Kidgasposted 7 years ago

    Welcome.  I am sure you will learn a lot.

  6. Uninvited Writer profile image83
    Uninvited Writerposted 7 years ago

    Welcome, I think you started just fine.

  7. Pamda Man profile image60
    Pamda Manposted 7 years ago

    Try to enjoy the time here with me. tongue Lol.

    Panda Man

  8. Ron Montgomery profile image60
    Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago

    http://www.easycupcakes.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/smileyface.jpg

    Just kidding.  Welcome and good luck.

  9. Jane@CM profile image61
    Jane@CMposted 7 years ago

    Don't eat the cupcake, just look at it LOL to Ron!

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    Leta Sposted 7 years ago

    OMG!...lololo.  Well, creative, yeah...  Now I have to go off to my day job in marketing/PR.  lol

    smile  Welcome.

    edit...is this like, Rich Dad, Poor Dad or something?

  11. Ron Montgomery profile image60
    Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago

    Stalker?

  12. goodfriendiam profile image60
    goodfriendiamposted 7 years ago

    wheres the stalker?

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
      Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I'm not sure, but the tracks are everywhere.

      1. goodfriendiam profile image60
        goodfriendiamposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Me? Know I just call it like I see it. And your tracks aren't to far behind...lol

        1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
          Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          I don't leave tracks, just muffin crumbs.

          1. goodfriendiam profile image60
            goodfriendiamposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            tracks,crumbs, need I say more?......lol

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    Janettaposted 7 years ago

    Well whoever your mentor is, they certainly seemed to have done a great job so far! Welcome!! I hope you get out of HubPages everything you wish.  Nice to have ya big_smile

  14. RooBee profile image83
    RooBeeposted 7 years ago

    Welcome aboard! Glad to have you, glad you've an honest approach - and congrats on having an experienced mentor to guide you!
    If Ron is already baking you muffins, you're on the right track! wink

  15. Chris1|Chris2 profile image61
    Chris1|Chris2posted 7 years ago

    Welcome, welcome! Us newbies got to watch out for one another! Good luck!

  16. Eaglekiwi profile image74
    Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago

    Hi and welcome , pull up a rock n smush some smores with me
      smile...although I do admitt Ron makes some fine muffins -even Kiwi ones lol

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
      Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1204/1063736344_ec55dd9c9c.jpg?v=0

      Some better than others.

      1. Eaglekiwi profile image74
        Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        lol um what happened ,did you let martha in the kitchen ,lol

        1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
          Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          I tried going totally organic and also baking in a reduced carbon footprint fashion.  Being politically correct has it's drawbacks.

          1. Eaglekiwi profile image74
            Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            lol dunno why those muffins remind me this lil joke
            what do you get when you stand under a cow?

            (pausing for effect)

            a lil pat on the head ..

            1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
              Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Sorry, I may need to reboot my brain this morning, nothing is computing.

              I don't understand the joke.  Is a pat another name for a cowpie?

              1. Eaglekiwi profile image74
                Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                Well Im guessin  yes ,but I dont know what a cowpie is lol

                poopy stuff

                he says potato ,she says pawtaaatoo
                (sorry)

  17. RooBee profile image83
    RooBeeposted 7 years ago

    Mmmm kiwi muffins. I saw those, and they look delectable. big_smilebig_smilebig_smile

  18. jdmaffiliate profile image61
    jdmaffiliateposted 7 years ago

    Thank you to everyone for all the great participation in this thread.  I was at work all day and so pleased to see the response.  That proves my mentor was right that this place is full of a great mixture of people.

    Thanks everyone.

  19. Dale Mazurek profile image56
    Dale Mazurekposted 7 years ago

    Welcome to HubPages.  I too am quite new and got a great response from the Hubbers.

    Pretty neat that so young you are looking at a career online.  Thats cool but remember to always remember how you get to where you are going.  Take one step at a time and dont get greedy.  I too focus on doing all the right things and for me it has been a success.

    Its great that you have found a mentor you trust.  Not everyone gets that lucky so take the experience and run with it.

    Good luck

  20. Dame Scribe profile image59
    Dame Scribeposted 7 years ago

    Welcome to HubPages. smile

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    wordscribe41posted 7 years ago

    Welcome, welcome.  I'm also quite new, hope you enjoy it here as much as I have.  It seems you're off to a great start.

  22. jdmaffiliate profile image61
    jdmaffiliateposted 7 years ago

    Oh God I hope his muffins dont look like the above ones.

  23. Mark Knowles profile image62
    Mark Knowlesposted 7 years ago

    wat a babtist?

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
      Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Sorry, Pamda man has apparently given the keyboard a hiccup.  baPtist

  24. Eric Graudins profile image60
    Eric Graudinsposted 7 years ago

    Mark and I are both practising Pastafarians.

    Ramen.

    1. RooBee profile image83
      RooBeeposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lol lol lol

    2. Ron Montgomery profile image60
      Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      No prayers then?

      1. Eric Graudins profile image60
        Eric Graudinsposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        No, but we chant this at our meetings:

        I have been touched by the noodly appendage and blessed with a vision of the best way to say RAmen:

        Clasp your hands together, interlocking your fingers, like the Christians would to pray.

        Instead of holding your hands tightly closed, wiggle your fingers about like noodly appendages. Go ahead, do it.

        Doesn't that look like our carbohydrate-filled lord?

        Say RAmen while you do it. And share the word with all our fellow Pastafarians!


        RAmen.

        If you want enlightenment of the FSM kind,
        http://www.venganza.org/forum/index.php

        1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
          Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          At what part in the proceedings do you bugger the choirboys?  No true religion would omit this vital step.

          1. Eric Graudins profile image60
            Eric Graudinsposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Right after the part where you stand under the cow.
            Anyway - I'll bail out of this very off topic thread now.

  25. RooBee profile image83
    RooBeeposted 7 years ago

    Rice be with me,
    hollowed be thy macaroni,
    in the box as it is in the saucepan
    lead us not into starvation,
    but in to al dente
    for thou makest the best ravioli,
    fusilli, and rotini

    Ramen

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
      Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Rice is not pasta.  You follow a false god.

  26. Eric Graudins profile image60
    Eric Graudinsposted 7 years ago

    @roobee
    I knew not that you were of the faith. smile

    1. RooBee profile image83
      RooBeeposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I once found a savior-shaped tortellini and thought, "Holy Canoli! I believe!"

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        Janettaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Savior-shaped tortellini hahaha lol

        sometimes thats all it takes isnt it wink

  27. RooBee profile image83
    RooBeeposted 7 years ago

    Ok, I'm outta here too. I'm having a whole questioning-my-faith moment b/c of the rice thing! Jeez! Just when I think I've got it figured out! Who will save me now???!

    1. Eric Graudins profile image60
      Eric Graudinsposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I'll save you RooBee.
      Pasta can also be made from rice.
      The FSM caters for gluten intolerant worshippers as well.
      RAmen.

      1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
        Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Are you trying to split the pastafarians into denominations?  What's next, heterosexual clergy?  Pasta can not be made from Rice.  Noodles yes, pasta no.  This is the eternal truth of pasta.

        1. Eric Graudins profile image60
          Eric Graudinsposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          You, Sir, are nothing but a troublemaker.
          YOU are the one trying to create denominations by your deeply divisive comments about rice, which has caused severe emotional distress to RooBee.

          The FSM does not distinguish between pasta and noodles. smile
          In fact, he is very proud of his noodly appendages.

          You obviously know nothing about pastology or FSM and are starchy against us, merely trying to cause dissent. But I forgive you, as per our sacred verses:

          Our spaghetti
          Who art in the colander
          Hallowed be thy sauce
          Thy serving come
          Thy strands be wrung
          On forks as they are on spoons
          Give us this day our daily meatball
          And forgive us our starchiness
          As we forgive those who are starchy against us
          And lead us not into Kraft parmessan
          But deliver us from Gordon Ramsay
          For thine is the garlic
          And the onion and the bay leaves
          For ever and ever.
          RAmen

          1. goodfriendiam profile image60
            goodfriendiamposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            you are very talented, and funny.

          2. Ron Montgomery profile image60
            Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Sometimes, in the name of FSM, we must tear a person down so that they may be built back up to a being more pleasing to us.

            1. goodfriendiam profile image60
              goodfriendiamposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Well count me out, I would rather die a thousand deaths, then to be made in the image of FSM....lol

  28. Dale Mazurek profile image56
    Dale Mazurekposted 7 years ago

    Its amazing how the topic of a thread can totally change.

    Lol

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
      Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Was there a topic?

      1. Eaglekiwi profile image74
        Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        dunno , lets make one up lol

    2. blondepoet profile image81
      blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      haha I know isn't it outrageous. I never do that.!!!!!!!!

  29. Eaglekiwi profile image74
    Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago

    Honestly I want lunch
    Hubbers lunch dictates Pasta and Angel food cake smile

  30. Bob Ewing profile image54
    Bob Ewingposted 7 years ago

    Welcome, I appreciate a direct approach.

  31. RooBee profile image83
    RooBeeposted 7 years ago

    @EG: lol lol lol
    Thou art so so wise!

  32. Eric Graudins profile image60
    Eric Graudinsposted 7 years ago

    @goodfriendiam:
    Awww shucks! Thank you.

    @RooBee
    Awww shucks to you too.

    @Ron Montgomery.
    From the look of your avatar, looks like a horse has been trying to kick some sense into you. Anything I could say could only come a distant second. lol

  33. Eric Graudins profile image60
    Eric Graudinsposted 7 years ago

    Hmmm.
    Wonder where the OP went.

  34. candice5 profile image60
    candice5posted 7 years ago

    I had obviously heard of Spammers, but never Trolls and Flamers.
    Pamda Man wrote a Hub on the subject, and told me to read it.
    It was rather interesting.
    He ironically says that Trolls are the good ones, however no one seems to like them Confused. Good Luck with your Online career.
    Candice Choudhury.

 
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