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Best lines you've ever received when trying to pick up someone

  1. Harvey Stelman profile image60
    Harvey Stelmanposted 7 years ago

    By a Vet: I would love to get together with you, maybe I can do to you, what I did to your dog. She had just neutered him.

    1. RooBee profile image85
      RooBeeposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      yikes You did not go out with this woman, right?! lol

      1. Harvey Stelman profile image60
        Harvey Stelmanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        You must be joking, NO!

  2. Greek One profile image78
    Greek Oneposted 7 years ago

    When I asked her what her name was...

    she asked me "what do you want it to be"...

    I replied with "Mrs. (and inserted my last name)"

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    Hack Retisposted 7 years ago

    "So, you're smart..what kinda job do you have?"

    "One that doesn't involve making money for girls who want expensive stuff."

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    iamqweenbeeposted 7 years ago

    Its not the line that was a turn off, it was the poor English

    I was at the store and a man approached me and said, "Hey girl you look too good. What your name is?" LMAO

    My reply was, "Ms Beetle!"...the English teacher on "Little house on the prairie"

    1. Crawling Surface profile image61
      Crawling Surfaceposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Hey you wanna get a pizza and fux. What, you don't like pizza.    Get's em moist every time HA, HA, HA.

  5. Ladybird33 profile image63
    Ladybird33posted 7 years ago

    OMG!  Does this stuff really work? how about the truth or honesty or plain being straight up what you want?  gosh, I guess I am old...or just smart smile

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    dennisemattposted 7 years ago

    OK. the title said...best lines when trying to pick someone up...well, Ive never tried to pick soemone up.
    geuss Im old too, Ladybird....

    1. Ladybird33 profile image63
      Ladybird33posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Ha! Ha!  We think too much alike...

      1. Harvey Stelman profile image60
        Harvey Stelmanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        You ladies are kidding. I'm a lot older than both of you, married, in a wheelchair and I still get attempts to pick me up.

    2. Harvey Stelman profile image60
      Harvey Stelmanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      You have to be joking, too many people attempt pick-ups, age is not a factor.

  7. Pearldiver profile image86
    Pearldiverposted 7 years ago

    I had just won a pool (8 Ball) competition and was unscrewing my que (into 2 parts) to put it away.

    A very lovely lady came over to me and with her straight face focused directly in my eyes said:

    "I have been watching you and how you play with your really nice stick! It looks like you know how to screw with it too!" hmm

    I didn't know what to say or where to look becz I knew how much I was blushing by the heat in my ears. big_smile

    1. Eaglekiwi profile image75
      Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lol...aww Pearl  blushin, maybe it was a subliminal message for...I want ya money

  8. Pearldiver profile image86
    Pearldiverposted 7 years ago

    Yep.. sure did... but not as much as I ran!! big_smile

    1. Eaglekiwi profile image75
      Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Whyd ya run, was she fugly?

      1. Pearldiver profile image86
        Pearldiverposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        No mate.. she was really nice & certainly not fugly.
        I was subconsciously just playing hard to get!! big_smile

        1. Eaglekiwi profile image75
          Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Subconsciously lol well just remember dont forget ya seatbelt wink

  9. goodfriendiam profile image61
    goodfriendiamposted 7 years ago

    You look so much better when you smile. He smiled. and the rest is history

  10. Pearldiver profile image86
    Pearldiverposted 7 years ago

    big_smile big_smile

    1. Eaglekiwi profile image75
      Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      hey before ya disappear my bro just emailed me from Ohope?

      wondered if thats too far south of you or not?

      1. Pearldiver profile image86
        Pearldiverposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Where is Ohope?

        Check the BT hub (off the track & back again) there are good clues & more in the next one.

        I can't believe you haven't got it yet EK.. hmm

        1. Eaglekiwi profile image75
          Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Ohope ,Whakatane ( I wanna go there  )

          Yea well if ya gave better clues instead of pissin around , maybe I would have by now lol

          1. Pearldiver profile image86
            Pearldiverposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            I know where Whakatane is.... They do great fishing charters there and White Island Sacrifice Tours.
            It's a long way away but I'll get some photos for you if I ever get there.  Take care EK... Gotta Fly.

  11. dohn121 profile image87
    dohn121posted 7 years ago

    "I'm not cheap honey...I'm Two-fifty for a 'Telly.'"

  12. Ron Montgomery profile image59
    Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago

    Hey, I really like you.  You get a discount.

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    Ghost32posted 7 years ago

    Ron, I can't top that one.big_smile

 
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