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you know you are going to have a bad day when...

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    mtsi1098posted 7 years ago

    you stop at a stop sign and wait for it to turn green smile

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      annvansposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      OR when you think a redlight is a stop sign like me and almost run it.

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    tantrumposted 7 years ago

    When your bank account reads 0:00 $

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      mtsi1098posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      that is a very bad day smile

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    cosetteposted 7 years ago

    you wake up in the pillow bin at Costco and have no idea how you got there

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      dohn121posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lol

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      mtsi1098posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      hope the blankets are near by smile

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    tantrumposted 7 years ago

    When your wife says: ' I'm off for a little shopping, dear ! '

    1. emievil profile image84
      emievilposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      LOL. I hope my husband will not read this. smile

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      mtsi1098posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      another very bad day - check the wallet

    3. Jane@CM profile image62
      Jane@CMposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      My husband has always said his worst nightmare, his daughter and his wife and a credit card big_smile

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    dohn121posted 7 years ago

    You get a Happy Father's Day card from a girl you met at a bar 3 years ago...

    1. emievil profile image84
      emievilposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      And your girlfriend or wife happens to read the card before you smile.

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        dohn121posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Just take me now lol

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          mtsi1098posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          and they have the same name smile

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            dohn121posted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Where did I put my gun big_smile

          2. emievil profile image84
            emievilposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            LOL. Dohn I hope you were NOT talking about an actual experience. smile

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    tantrumposted 7 years ago

    When atomswifey is replying to my post in religion f. with a looong post of copying and pasting Bible quotes. lol

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    DrPPoorlukposted 7 years ago

    When you hear,
    I'M PREGNANT, YOU'RE THE FATHER, & I'M GONNA KILL ALL THREE OF US!!!!
    Stolen from George Carlin smile

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    cosetteposted 7 years ago

    omg you guys!!! smile big_smile

  9. emievil profile image84
    emievilposted 7 years ago

    Darn, I want to see more of the posts but it's nearing midnight here. Bedtime! Good night all. I'll read your posts in the morning smile.

    Hey Dohn put that gun away. LOL

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    Meschillposted 7 years ago

    True story - when you are about to stand at an exhibit all day talking to prespective clients and you visit the restroom, zip up your pants, and the zipper breaks!  Just last week sad

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    smokenchicposted 7 years ago

    you have three females in the house all having their periods at the same time. yikes! no kidding I think that is why my dad didn't come home for a week once a month....lol

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    Colebabieposted 7 years ago

    when you think you've had the worst day (or night) check out textsfromlastnight.com... those people will make you feel way better about your life, and make you laugh smile

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      wrenfrost56posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      LOL! Sounds funny all ready! Will so check that out, thanks for shareing colebabie!

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      badcompany99posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      You actually make me laugh !

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    Beth100posted 7 years ago

    You wake up at 5:30 and proceed with your regular morning (including making lunches for everyone, breakfast, feed/walk the dog...etc...) only to find out when you're all done and you go to wake everyone up that it's Saturday morning.   big_smile

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    manlypoetrymanposted 7 years ago

    When you get to see the grand total of how much your daughter's wedding is going to be...and your still helping pay for her college...sad

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      tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      And what ,when she comes back from her divorce !! big_smile

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        manlypoetrymanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Yikes...! http://img2.allposters.com/images/PTGPOD/351767-FB.jpg

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    Catherine Stoneposted 7 years ago

    My husband knows he is in for a bad day when I catch him telling the story about....

    " My wife was mugged the other week and had her credit cards and cash all stolen." He will then state that he didn't report the theft to the cops and his buddies will ask,

    "why not?" to which he replies because the thief was spending less than she was!"

    Guys !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      manlypoetrymanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lol lol lol lol

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    waynetposted 7 years ago

    You make yourself a nice cup of tea, sit down and relax and put your feet up and then you take a sip of that nice hot tea and nearly choke on the $%^&ing teabag!!!!!

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    Lisa HWposted 7 years ago

    On a hot summer day you just need to stop and get a cold drink (with a cover and a straw), and after one sip a seagull drops a load of purple yuk that lands on top of the lip (including the top of the straw).  mad

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    badcompany99posted 7 years ago

    You wake up in a 3rd world country and wonder where your next meal is coming from. sod that silly cold drink !

    1. Lisa HW profile image81
      Lisa HWposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Very true (no doubt about it) but I was aiming for a lighter-mood kind of a bad day.  My life has had far more than the usual share of the truly awful kind of bad days, so I like to forget about them; and kind of pretend "purple yuk" on my drink is my biggest problem.   smile

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    Beth100posted 7 years ago

    You realize too late that the intimate text message you just sent went to the wrong person.....

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      badcompany99posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Hardly life changing ?

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        Beth100posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Well, that really depends on who the two parties are.  In this case, they ended up in a bitter divorce -- it was a no win situation.  So, yes, it can be life changing!

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      taintedlove13posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Or when youre texting ABOUT someone, and since that person is on your mind, you accidentally send the text to THEM! OOPS!

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        emievilposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Now this one I did before. And that person happened to be my boss and the text I sent happen to be a ranting text about her. Yikes!

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    Jane@CMposted 7 years ago

    You resort to reading the religion and politics forums because you are bored big_smile LOL

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    badcompany99posted 7 years ago

    Oh I am so sorry, I will pass that on to the 11 year old kid whos parents have been murdered and who is afraid and starving, gotta have yer drink !

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    AEvansposted 7 years ago

    Your Coffee Maker decides it doesn't want to make coffee!!! big_smile

    1. smokenchic profile image60
      smokenchicposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Screaming, and heading to walmart in a panic in my PJS lol. No coffee no mama...lol

      1. Jane@CM profile image62
        Jane@CMposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I'd be right behind you.

        1. TamCor profile image78
          TamCorposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          I think we'd have to stop at McDonald's first, for a cup of their yummy coffee--THEN go to Walmart--gotta get that first fix real quick, lol...big_smile

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            Beth100posted 7 years ago in reply to this

            I'll join y'all!  I'll drive smile

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            AEvansposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            You are funny!!! LOLOLO big_smile

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              smokenchicposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              absolutely, can't go know where with out that joe...lol

            2. Jane@CM profile image62
              Jane@CMposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Excellent idea, we don't want to offend other Walmart shoppers, do they supersize coffee?

              1. TamCor profile image78
                TamCorposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                Hmmm, not sure--I'd just buy two large ones(for each of us), if they didn't! lol

                1. Jane@CM profile image62
                  Jane@CMposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  We'll be flying through Walmart with two large each!!!  Might even have some time for other shopping! lol

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    tony0724posted 7 years ago

    The IRS Is at my front door ! smile

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    earnestshubposted 7 years ago

    I have found it is not possible to do without coffee in the morning. smile

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      AEvansposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Me too, I turn into a brown eyed monster. grrrrrrrrr LOLOLOLO big_smile

    2. TamCor profile image78
      TamCorposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Oh, I agree--Tom and I practically huddle around the coffeemaker in the morning, waiting for it to fill up enough to steal the first two cups, lol...big_smile

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    Anamika Sposted 7 years ago

    .......... I wake up with a Head ache.

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    chukra Gposted 7 years ago

    failed to control anger

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    chukra Gposted 7 years ago

    failed to control anger

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    tim-timposted 7 years ago

    When I break down and cry historically, that is bad:(

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    Uninvited Writerposted 7 years ago

    when you spent yesterday killing flies and when you opened the balcony door to let the cat out this morning the door stuck. Now it's 12 degrees C and I'm just waiting for more flies to show up smile Called super but they were not amused it was 7:25am on a Sunday. Let's hope they show up relatively soon because it's a little chilly right now and I don't want to spend another day killing flies.

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    marinealways24posted 7 years ago

    When you locked your keys in the car the night before.

 
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