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Get your Pirate name here

  1. Uninvited Writer profile image82
    Uninvited Writerposted 7 years ago

    Get you pirate name here for tomorrow and share it with us

    http://stupidstuff.org/main/piratemaker.htm

    My name is Left Eye Lana.

    "Aye, you love making landlubbers walk the plank, it's better than plundering or hacking off heads. Why, you're so brutal and vicious, even your pegleg is capped with a hook. It makes you look fearsome but gives you a lot of trouble when walking across shag carpets. "

    1. Eaglekiwi profile image73
      Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Sounds like fun , Im on my way lol

    2. emievil profile image85
      emievilposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      My bad! Just went there to get a proper name. My new name is:

      The Insatiable Stacey (insatiable for what I don't know LOL)

      "You enjoy ravishing cabin boys so much that the Pirate Society gave you a Merit Badge. Unfortunately it also means you've been banned from most of the local convents, soda shops, whorehouses, and pre-schools. Arrrr, no one ever said the Pirate Life was easy!"

      lol

      1. Eaglekiwi profile image73
        Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Oh you hottie you lol

        1. emievil profile image85
          emievilposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Wah, how did I miss this? Thanks EK. Now I'm a cutie lol

    3. momo6kids1968 profile image59
      momo6kids1968posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      neck snapping nancy,or something else if i have to:)

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    lynnechandlerposted 7 years ago

    Lady Cruikshank

    No buccaneer who ever sailed the Seven Seas is meaner than you. Why, you once shot a man just for snoring. Wait, that was John Wesley Hardin. Never mind. But still, you're She-Hell On Wheels, except ships have no wheels so you're, like, She-Hell On Sails. Or something.

  3. Colebabie profile image61
    Colebabieposted 7 years ago

    My cousin texted this to me: Tomorrow is both Talk Like A Pirate Day and Rosh Hashanah. The solution? Hamevorach, hamevorach, l'olam va'ARRRRGH!

    1. Misha profile image75
      Mishaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Also, it's my father's birthday lol

  4. Misha profile image75
    Mishaposted 7 years ago

    Eric the Enforcer

    "Also known as "The Pirate Who Never Bathes", your body odor is so terrible that most of your victims surrender long before you even board there ship, especially if you're upwind of them. Even your parrot wears a clothspin on its beak. Arrrrr!"

    Hi Eric lol

  5. Kadmiels profile image74
    Kadmielsposted 7 years ago

    Captain Walker D. Plank

    “Merchant and pirate were for a long period one and the same person. Even today mercantile morality is really nothing but a refinement of piratical morality.”

  6. Colebabie profile image61
    Colebabieposted 7 years ago

    Ale Guzzler Ivana
    (formerly known as Cole)
    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IYkzFY594XQ/SNQqJKaWiiI/AAAAAAAAARk/_a4rdvg60z0/s400/pirate3.jpg

    1. Misha profile image75
      Mishaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      this leaves very little room for anybody else under your skirt. I am happy wink

      1. Colebabie profile image61
        Colebabieposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Haha! smile

  7. Randy Godwin profile image92
    Randy Godwinposted 7 years ago

    "Long John Slither"

  8. Jane@CM profile image60
    Jane@CMposted 7 years ago

    Iron Leg Harriet

    Arrrr, you love grog and firing your cannon, hacking off limbs and burying your plunder where no man-jack will ever find it, even you. That's because you never write down where you put stuff- you're still trying to find your cutlass. It's behind the couch, matey.

    1. Raven King profile image61
      Raven Kingposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Darn, I got the same name! Arrrrg......goes looking for hidden treasure (now, where did I leave it?)

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    wordscribe41posted 7 years ago

    I am Calico Shelley

    Aye, you love making landlubbers walk the plank, it's better than plundering or hacking off heads. Why, you're so brutal and vicious, even your pegleg is capped with a hook. It makes you look fearsome but gives you a lot of trouble when walking across shag carpets.

    1. staquest profile image61
      staquestposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      i hope pirates also feel love in da air, i like the look of you on d screen i do like u to be a friend, hoping to develop it to something worthwhile ih the future

  10. Paradise7 profile image86
    Paradise7posted 7 years ago

    I'm Captian Bess Flint.  I enjoy ravishing cabin boys so much that the Pirate Society gave me a Merit Badge.  I'm banned from the soda shops and convents...

    So don't mess w'id me, mate!

    That was fun.  Thanks for sharing that link.

  11. yoshi97 profile image88
    yoshi97posted 7 years ago

    Aye, I be Arthur the Ogre, and any of ye mates wanna laugh, I'll have ye walkin' the plank, ya hear! Argh!

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    Louidam1posted 7 years ago

    I'm Iron Jack Kidd....lol!

  13. Davinagirl3 profile image60
    Davinagirl3posted 7 years ago

    Mine is Murderous Alison (formerly known as Davina).  Mine seems a bit more serious than I would have liked.

  14. yoshi97 profile image88
    yoshi97posted 7 years ago

    Aye, I have heard of the one known as Murderous Alison! A mean lassie she was, tossing fruitcakes at unexpected shoppers at the 7-11. Watch out for her mateys, as she is as mean as the day be long!

    ... And if you believe all that bunk, ya don't know the girl, as she's kind and precious, which earns her a bit of impish prodding from evil imps such as myself every now and then. smile

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      Louidam1posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Now this is funny!!

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    Janettaposted 7 years ago

    Ashley the Terrible

    "No buccaneer who ever sailed the Seven Seas is meaner than you. Why, you once shot a man just for snoring. Wait, that was John Wesley Hardin. Never mind. But still, you're She-Hell On Wheels, except ships have no wheels so you're, like, She-Hell On Sails. Or something."

    She-Hell on Wheels lol

  16. Simply Redd profile image81
    Simply Reddposted 7 years ago

    Mary The Butcher

    Arrrr, you were born to sail the high seas and fly the Jolly Roger. Unfortunately you don't have a ship, crew, cannons, or even a parrot, so you sit in the bathtub and wash your b**bies over and over whilst screaming "Surrender or die, surrender or die!"

    Anyone care to join my bathtub ship? It sails for the sewers first thing in the morn'! big_smile

  17. zadrobi profile image59
    zadrobiposted 7 years ago

    You  Are:
    Dagger Wilson




    No buccaneer who ever sailed the Seven Seas is meaner than you. Why, you once shot a man just for snoring. Wait, that was John Wesley Hardin. Never mind. But still, you're Hell On Wheels, except ships have no wheels so you're, like, Hell On Sails. Or something.   

    That makes two of us.

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      A Texanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I too was Dagger Wilson, John Wesley Hardin attended school in my home town for 2 days, Weird!

  18. GeneralHowitzer profile image63
    GeneralHowitzerposted 7 years ago

    Wow cool thread nice one here ma'm...

    I am cedar Teeth wakikik,

    and here is my description...
    Arrrr, you were born to sail the high seas and fly the Jolly Roger. Unfortunately you don't have a ship, crew, cannons, or even a parrot, so you sit in the bathtub and wash your beard over and over whilst screaming "Surrender or die, surrender or die!"

    Thanks...

    GeneralHowitzer

  19. Eaglekiwi profile image73
    Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago

    Death Muffin , yikes think I should have taken more time over the questions lol

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      A Texanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Thats a tough name, I'm impressed, Muffin

      1. Eaglekiwi profile image73
        Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Welcome to the jungle smile

    2. Uninvited Writer profile image82
      Uninvited Writerposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      It fits big_smile

      1. Eaglekiwi profile image73
        Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        UW Ya naughty thing lol , c'mere gotta plank wif yer name on it darlin , hehe

        1. GeneralHowitzer profile image63
          GeneralHowitzerposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Dont worry kiwi girl your the best smelling Death Muffin ROFL...

  20. anime_nanet profile image61
    anime_nanetposted 7 years ago

    Pete LockHearth...

    Sounds cool ^_^'

  21. yoshi97 profile image88
    yoshi97posted 7 years ago

    As me first act as a pirate, I do hereby declare that I have taken over Australia. All your huts now belong to me! muhahahah!!!!!!!!!

  22. Michael Willis profile image77
    Michael Willisposted 7 years ago

    Got mine also.

                       Captain Cannibal

            http://hubpages.com/u/1772095_f248.jpg

    Why, Blow Me Down, Matey! Nothing gets you riled up like an uppity deckhand and you'll whip 'em, flay 'em, and put 'em in irons if they so much as serve your crumpets a little too cold. Why you're having crumpets instead of grog is anybody's guess.

  23. Flightkeeper profile image78
    Flightkeeperposted 7 years ago

    I just got insulted by the frickin pirate name generator.

    I'm Mad Sally Storm...okay

    But what's with the description?

    Shiver me timbers, you're known as "The Piratess Who Couldn't Pour Piss Out of A Boot With The Instructions Written On The Heel." In other words, you're completely incompetent and would have been better off as a gardener, or interior decorator.

    WTF!!!

    1. yoshi97 profile image88
      yoshi97posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      LMAO!

      1. Flightkeeper profile image78
        Flightkeeperposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Well I'm glad someone thinks it's funny. Now I'm going to look for a boot to piss on and pour it out, I'll show them!

  24. Zsuzsy Bee profile image85
    Zsuzsy Beeposted 7 years ago

    Black Cloud
    (formerly known as Suzanne)


    Arrr, you're one of the few pirates who enjoys coffee. And after 35 cups you're ready to take on the English Navy, sail around the world, paint the ship, pleat the mizzenmast, iron the sails, scrub the rudder and sweep the floors. You really need to switch to decaf.


    ....but I hate decaf

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    cosetteposted 7 years ago

    Pricilla the Peevish
    (formerly known as cosette)

    "Arrrr, you were born to sail the high seas and fly the Jolly Roger. Unfortunately you don't have a ship, crew, cannons, or even a parrot, so you sit in the bathtub and wash your boobies over and over whilst screaming "Surrender or die, surrender or die!"

    wow, they nailed me all right smile

  26. Tom Cornett profile image54
    Tom Cornettposted 7 years ago

    Black Hearted Bob....pirate named Bob?  Cool!  smile

  27. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 7 years ago

    Oy be Vicious Ned!
    formerly earnestshub
    A crusty, vile pirate who never met a cannon he didn't like. who enjoy screaming "Avast, Ye Mateys" even when there are no mateys around. I'd gouge out my own mother's eye if I thought she was cheating me on my share of the booty.

    And I have other fine pirate traits as well!!! smile

  28. Cris A profile image60
    Cris Aposted 7 years ago

    Heartless Harry at your service, mateys!

    "Your fearsome beard and grizzly would scare any swabby straight, except maybe Richard Simmons. Arrrr, even your parrot is frightful and has been known the peck the eyes out of anyone that crosses ye. Or doesn't cross ye, or doesn't let ye go first at a 4-way stop."

    big_smile

  29. love my yorkies profile image61
    love my yorkiesposted 7 years ago

    Aaaaarhhh!   The Nun of Death here, ready for battle!!

    "Avast Ye, Ye Scaliwag!  After a hard day of firing cannons, running your victims into reefs, stealing their booty and then putting them to death, you like to relax with a bubble bath & a romance novel.  But what else is a Pirate Lass to do after work, anyway?"   lol

  30. TamCor profile image78
    TamCorposted 7 years ago

    Dagger Wilson   (formerly known as Tammy)

    No buccaneer who ever sailed the Seven Seas is meaner than you. Why, you once shot a man just for snoring. Wait, that was John Wesley Hardin. Never mind. But still, you're She-Hell On Wheels, except ships have no wheels so you're, like, She-Hell On Sails. Or something.


    These are so funny--first time I've ever been called "She-Hell On Wheels"! big_smile

  31. Dame Scribe profile image59
    Dame Scribeposted 7 years ago

    Suzanna The Slovenly
    (formerly known as Gin)


    Your fearsome stare and shrill voice would scare any swabby straight, except maybe Richard Simmons. Arrrr, even your parrot is frightful and has been known the peck the eyes out of anyone that crosses ye. Or doesn't cross ye, or doesn't let ye go first at a 4-way stop.

    Geezz...but I sing like hyenas in throes of agony hmm n me parrot loves shiny things.

  32. jiberish profile image78
    jiberishposted 7 years ago

    MISTY THE MAGNIFICENT...I like artichokes, and my other job should be an architect....LOL....

  33. N. Ramius profile image82
    N. Ramiusposted 7 years ago

    Hah. My profile pic has its own day at last.

    Yay pirates!

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      cosetteposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      me likey.

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    isis_dreams2002posted 7 years ago

    Bloody Felica Flint in my pirate name

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      wordscribe41posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      THAT'S a good one, isis!  lol  You must eat raw meat, huh?

      1. earnestshub profile image87
        earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I reckon she is a meat muncher for sure! smile

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          wordscribe41posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          You know that ravenous isis, Earnest.  Buzzing around the road kill, fo sho!!!  smile

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    cosetteposted 7 years ago

    let's all wear pirate outfits (avatars) tomorrow.

    1. Misha profile image75
      Mishaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Tomorrow already came here smile

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        cosetteposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I be ready smile

        1. Misha profile image75
          Mishaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          You are smile

          Be my cabin girl? wink

  36. AEvans profile image69
    AEvansposted 7 years ago

    OMG How hilarious!!!

    I am blood-letter here is what it means

    Siver me timbers, you're known as "The Piratess Who Couldn't Pour Piss Out Of A Boot With The Instructions Written On The Heel." In other words, you're completely incompetent and would have been better off as a gardener, or interior decorator.

    I don't make a very good pirate but I love to garden and interior decorate lololo big_smile
    But I will try to be a pirate anyway, lolol big_smile

  37. Susan Ng profile image88
    Susan Ngposted 7 years ago

    WHAT THE...???!!!  HAHAHAHAHA! big_smile

    You Are:
    Screaming Samantha
    (formerly known as Susan)

    You're known as "The Piratess Who Might Just Be A Little Too In-Touch With Her Masculine Side". The cabin-girls are all scared of you and your crew thinks you wear way too much black and eye the ladies a wee bit too much. There's almost no doubt you should have been a priest.

    lol

  38. dohn121 profile image88
    dohn121posted 7 years ago

    Okey dokey...I'm in.

  39. sunforged profile image63
    sunforgedposted 7 years ago

    Long Dong Slither

    Aye, you love making landlubbers walk the plank, it's better than plundering or hacking off heads. Why, you're so brutal and vicious, even your pegleg is capped with a hook. It makes you look fearsome but gives you a lot of trouble when walking across shag carpets.

  40. dohn121 profile image88
    dohn121posted 7 years ago

    Mikey the Maverick

    Aaarrrggghhh! (Stubs toe)  Aye is thee captain of this here ship and that's 'ship' with a 'P' and not a 'T.'  Me and me cohorts, da' Goonies is selling yonder sea outside the bay of Seattle after this here bottom of the ninth arse kicking by Ichiro Suzuki who hit a 2-run homerun (home-rum?) off of Mo Riviera!  Dangit all!  Now those evil Red Sox are gaining on us!  I sees dem over yonder stern at the horizon line!  Parle!  Parle I say!

  41. emievil profile image85
    emievilposted 7 years ago

    CG's Parrot:

    "Awk, sexy! sexy! Gimme a cookie!"

    1. dohn121 profile image88
      dohn121posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      What a great idea for an avatar, Ernie...Will you return to your dog tomorrow?

      1. emievil profile image85
        emievilposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Thanks Dohn. Yup. Just borrowed this for the day smile.

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          mtsi1098posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Nice color...Does it make noise? smile

          1. emievil profile image85
            emievilposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Squak! I'll make some noise mate! (I make a poor pirate LOL) smile

    2. GeneralHowitzer profile image63
      GeneralHowitzerposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Don't worry emievil you'll be my cookie nyahahaha yummy prey... Sorry Uninvitedwriter for two consec posts ma'm hehehe, I cant help reply to emie's...

  42. Lisa HW profile image84
    Lisa HWposted 7 years ago

    Ay, me name is apparently (oops, pirates don't say "apparently") Captainess Keelhauler, formerly Lisa.  Me thinks me has to learn me pirate talk a little better, mates.  Captainess Keelhauler ain't one for watchin' pirate movies.   hmm

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    mtsi1098posted 7 years ago

    Hook-Handed Harrison

    Looking for gold and rum... smile

  44. Uninvited Writer profile image82
    Uninvited Writerposted 7 years ago

    Yer doom be at hand, ye parrot-loving swabbies... To the poop deck!.

  45. ripplemaker profile image91
    ripplemakerposted 7 years ago

    Captain Cindy The Sinner lol

    Why, Blow Me Down, Matey! Nothing gets you riled up like an uppity deckhand and you'll whip 'em, flay 'em, and put 'em in irons if they so much as serve your crumpets a little too cold. Why you're having crumpets instead of grog is anybody's guess.

    I enjoyed that one. Thanks Uninvited Writer! big_smilecoolsmile

  46. B.T. Evilpants profile image60
    B.T. Evilpantsposted 7 years ago

    Avast ye scurvy dogs! I be Black Bill (even though me name's not really Bill and me fur be as gray as the October sky).

    Arrr, you're one of the few pirates who enjoys coffee. And after 35 cups you're ready to take on the English Navy, sail around the world, paint the ship, pleat the mizzenmast, iron the sails, scrub the rudder and sweep the floors. You really need to switch to decaf

  47. rmr profile image87
    rmrposted 7 years ago

    Y'aaar! From this day forward, I be known as Dastardly Dick! Ain't I the lucky one!

    You're a crusty, vile pirate who never met a cannon he didn't like. You enjoy screaming "Avast, Ye Mateys" even when there are no mateys around. You'd gouge out your own mother's eye if you thought she was cheating you on your share of the booty.

  48. Mrvoodoo profile image60
    Mrvoodooposted 7 years ago

    Well shiver me timbers, if this don’t be the most ragtag huddle of scurvy dogs I ever did see.  Happy to come aboard for me share of the grog and pretty wenches, may I not make ye acquaintances too soon, in the bosom of Davey Jones Locker.

    Horse Hung Harry's the name, and there be no pieces of eight for guessing why. big_smile

    1. Sufidreamer profile image80
      Sufidreamerposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I guess that you had a job executing ponies big_smile

      1. Mrvoodoo profile image60
        Mrvoodooposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Garggggh, I certainly did ye salty sea dog ya, I beat them there ponies to death with me giant knob. big_smile

  49. Eaglekiwi profile image73
    Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago

    Death Star -oops Muffin smile lol lol


    Gee thanks General, smellin purdy as a field of lavendar aye aye ,eat heartily now big_smile

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    BadCoposted 7 years ago

    I have always had one me hearty smile

 
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