Ok, since it seems that for some folks every thread no matter what the topic becomes an excuse to tell everyone (over and over and over and over and over) how smart, talented, well educated, and just plain 'good' they are, that we might just get that out of the way here so we could stick to the topics of the various threads. So, if you want to make sure everyone knows how important your current or former job is or how much money you make or how generally wonderful you are here is your chance. This way, instead of diverting every thread into a self-love fest you can just refer to this thread and let the world bask in the glow of your personal glory without getting completely off the topic.
I'm so cool that people just randomly start following me down the street. They gather under my balcony just waiting for me to emerge -if only for a moment - and when I tell them to F**k Off, they just say, "how shall we f**k off, o master?"
Wait...maybe that wasn't me. That was Brian from Life of Brian. Nevermind, how embarrassing!
Well my dogs think I'm perfect and they love me. My son says they love treats. I tell my wife all the time how lucky she is and she says I'm a moron. She even wants to sue my Mom because she feels women should stick together and she should have been properly warned. My Mom says she didn't want to be stuck with me either. What the hell does that mean?
My ego is just about the right size. The only one I want to 'confirm' me is God, Providence, whatever you want to call it. I've learned that I'm a rather off-center, non-conventional sort of person, but I rather like being me. I'm good at it! (It's sort of like being trapped in a sitcom on most days.)
I have been waiting for momeent all my life, to expose the talents, intelligence, and education that I have. I'll be the most wonderful person you've ever met, has to be the freckles as well. Plus, I won't call you nasy names using fancy words to try to impress those around me and make myself feel better because I'm so insecure. Oh, did I, the Queen, say that.
Oh, nevermind, I'm the most smartest, well educated person you've ever met. Oh, have you heard that before......................