The Hub that gets a perfect zero for nunmber of views, that is! The title of this thread really should be "The Overpowering Importance Of Your Hub Title". As far as I can tell, the actual content isn't any worse than my usual How To drivel...but the title was specific enough to target a very precise niche, none of 'em (obviously) members at HP.
No complaints, just observing. It's not that often I get a ton and a half of views on a new Hub right out of the gate, but neither do I recall having ever hit that perfect zero before. I need to celebrate.
Banana split, anyone?
Oh, great. Now I see I didn't even get the word "How" into the title...better order a cheeserburger and a Dr. Pepper to go with that banana split. I need comfort food....
LOL! But, are you sure that's not due to the stats being out of whack?
Oh, fooey, Aqua, I never thought of that.
Well, I've got the food on order already, anyway; might as well indulge.
Well, you talked me into some ice cream anyway! Rocky Road here I come!
Something is definitely out-of-whack as of late...I heard that one of the servers crashed (HP is located in San Francisco ). Don't sweat it, Ghost. Things will be hunky-dory in no time flat...Until then, how would you like your burger, sir
Medium, with mushrooms and bacon. Oh, and the cheese should be Swiss, but not holier than thou.
When I was in college, one of the most popular burgers was something called a Steakhouse Burger. All it was, was a hamburger with a slab of ham and white American cheese! The college kids were gaga over it When I got there, I was getting a cheeseburger with mozzarella and a side of spaghetti sauce (marinara) that I got from this cute girl over at the fried foods/mozzarella sticks section) and then pouring it atop my burger. A couple of my friends thought I discovered plutonium when I did it And that was college? Go figure
The team at headquarters will have the glitches fixed asap I'm sure then you will find you ate all that food for nothing except to celebrate a big viewing total...
chin up Ghost
You can edit the title, if you want to. It's not set in stone. You just can't change the URL.
Meanwhile, guys...guys...c'mon, I'm trying to go on a diet here. All this talk about burgers and stuff sure doesn't make my Weight Watchers lasagna look too good!
That's the closest I could get to a hungry smiley.
In a way it's kinda fun (if that's the word). It will be interesting to see how many views we have accumulated. I've already made a bet with myself.
LOL! The stats crash strikes again! At least it's not the forum, It's so weird having no traffic!
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