Not kidding..."I could do all my shopping in the gift shop at Cracker Barrel."
HHHMMM...That's a reality that no one has ever made public...and great news...the next time my wife wants to take me shoppin'...we are just going to head straight to the Cracker Barrel!
"Can you get this customer set up for a project were starting tomorrow? I don't have their bill to information yet and am waiting on their credit app, but we need to order material..."sure, ok. Who cares if we actually get paid for this work!?!
there're a couple of sites i used to frequent, with great quotes from the office... i haven't gone in a while, so i don't remember for sure about the address... i think they werenotalwaysright (stories of bad/rude/clueless customers)overheardintheoffice (assorted silly/embarrassing/just dumb stuff)i had to stop myself because i was spending too much time reading... ok, back to work for me!
"tshhhooooow, click"That's the sound of our entire office losing power because an Electrical worker snipped the wrong line while I was on the phone with a potential customer... yay for working from home?
I work alone. At home mostly. I daren't say anything funny to myself - they lock people up for that
Have heard nothin. It's a boring office there...
"I've been working out with my personal trainer."Good luck with that! She should have used the money and just get a gurddle and a proper bra.
Haha! This stuff cracks me up.In the breakroom, I just heard someone shout, "Who's fish sticks are these?"
just heard this from the other side of my cubicle. "I dont know what mine says. Its in japanese. What does yours say?"
"I'm gonna wait until ObamaCare passes, then I'll go to the doctor"
by Daffy Duck7 months ago
There are millions of jokes out there. Everyone says they have a great one. What's the funniest one?
by tsh5 years ago
Hi, I'm new here! So I'm curious to know: what is the stupid or just funny song you've ever heard?!To me, nothing can be more stupid than Britney Spears' songs!Period! "1,2,3... Peter, Paul and Mary!"...
by WaffleCheese7 years ago
Now, this one might be a little insensitive, but my grandma told me this one (who is handicapped)What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable?--The wheelchair.
by Susan Reid6 years ago
The posts over on the "best song" thread are showing how many great songs there are.So what is the worst song you've ever heard?"Loving You" by Minnie...
by Rockerzz6 years ago
Please tell the best pick up line you have ever heard
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