I think the fact that ive spent the last 9 hours wrapped in a blanket, smoking cigarettes and reading posts like this one while pushing a slobbering pup away makes me a likely candidate for being unclean.
Not to mention my incredibly dirty thoughts spurred by the adsense ads for hot indian girls.
I was taught if you go outside and get in the mud, you need a bath. Same thing if you puke on yourself, you need a bath. One needs to wash the stink of his ass too and I recall I even had my mouth washed out a time or two. Can't no body do that no more even if I say shiit on this stupid thread. Now, I just may play with my willy and see 'bout this here carpal tunnel thing and then take a bath.