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For porates only.

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    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    Here we go scallywags. Come to me. Arrr *edit* dam, I mispelled pirates in the fuckin title!

    1. dutchman1951 profile image60
      dutchman1951posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Here ye go matey...

      A message to the Hatian Govenor from The Pirate Red John Flint


      Circa 1772;

      To His most Honerable Govner Lord Jean La Petet
      with me kindest reguards to the Lady Julieanna

      My Dear Govner,

      In the matter of yourn latest dispatch (stop)

      Concerning the disposition of me Life and me Death? (stop)

      I, Sir Red John Flint am of the kindest way (stop)

      writing to inform His Magesty (stop)

      That I will but die of but me own choosin (stop)

      with me Cutlass betwixt me teeh (stop)

      and Yourn lovely Whench inside me Arms! (stop)


      Be it of me Kindest reguards (stop)
      Sir Red John Flint!

      AARRREEE!

    2. Deborah-Lynn profile image80
      Deborah-Lynnposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      We know  ha ha, that's what all the drinkin' talk was about Ralwus!  Heh heh heh you are soooo funny!

  2. Flightkeeper profile image79
    Flightkeeperposted 7 years ago

    lol lol lol

    Would you believe I looked under my arm to see if I had a porate?

  3. Deborah-Lynn profile image80
    Deborah-Lynnposted 7 years ago

    I found you, you must be drinkng today, not so evasive, arrrr!

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    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    Aha. There you are, two of ya's. Now what said the belly dancer as I rubbed her crotch.

    1. Flightkeeper profile image79
      Flightkeeperposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I grant you 3 wishes?

    2. Deborah-Lynn profile image80
      Deborah-Lynnposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Only three wishes?  How about a pirates best wish??? Aha!

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        BadCoposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        You are the best wish of me and Pirate Girl smile

        1. Deborah-Lynn profile image80
          Deborah-Lynnposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          De-lighted Hardies,  an me best wishes to ye then!

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    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    Only three? Well, three nights in bliss wif ya then. No, 3 years, that's all I can do for ya.

    1. Flightkeeper profile image79
      Flightkeeperposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Either you feel like a modern day Grizzly Adams or a hippie that is very late for the 60s decade. New avatar for the weekend?

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        BadCoposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        You recall Grizzly Adams and hippies, is your Avatar out of date smile

        1. Flightkeeper profile image79
          Flightkeeperposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          It's only an avatar cool

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            dohn121posted 7 years ago in reply to this

            An extremely effective avatar at that cool cool

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    Louidam1posted 7 years ago

    LMAO @ title!!

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    BadCoposted 7 years ago

    Lol shall I call the Cabin Girl ?

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      PirateGirlposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Lol you still on 82 Bad, I kick your ass with only 2 hubs.

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    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    Looky here, another one come to see me. I love brunettes too.

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      PirateGirlposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I know that face, he used to chase me around Hubs smile

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    Jane@CMposted 7 years ago

    ralwus, what are you drinking there buddy & can I have some?

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    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    Aww shit! BadCo got to take over. Must go now. My ttime is gone. kisses to all my lovelies. you to BC, wink

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      BadCoposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Lol back at ya smile

    2. Deborah-Lynn profile image80
      Deborah-Lynnposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      and off he goes to b with 'is mistress I dare guess!

      Do we really ever know about Ralwus, BadCo?

  11. Flightkeeper profile image79
    Flightkeeperposted 7 years ago

    Bye Ralwus, and don't mix beer with ummmmm, never mind.

  12. torimari profile image81
    torimariposted 7 years ago

    Psh, I like porate...I thought it was some hybrid, online pirate. You could have edited your original post to give it a definition and I'd believe it not a mistake...haha.

    :B

    I thought you were starting a trend. hohum.

    1. Deborah-Lynn profile image80
      Deborah-Lynnposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I get it Tori like...porate (po'r rat): deffinition: a poor destitute pirate who's vast treasures been lifted by them scallewaggs he keeps a tryin' to git drunk on Captn' Morgans' Private Stock!

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    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    Gee, I'm sober now. this was rather silly. LOL

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      rednckwmnposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lol

      1. Deborah-Lynn profile image80
        Deborah-Lynnposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        roll  roll  roll

 
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