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What food are you?

  1. dohn121 profile image87
    dohn121posted 7 years ago

    Okay, I'll start:  I am a mango...Sweet, sour, and and tough in the inside smile

    Who's next?

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      cosetteposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      right on!

      i'm tiramisu...tasty, sweet, creamy, multilayered, delicate and slightly sinful.

    2. lawretta profile image77
      lawrettaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      fried rice and pepper chicken with vegetable salad and a bottle of coke! uhmmm yummy!

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    Justine76posted 7 years ago

    grilled cheese sandwich, crispy on the outside  soft, warm and gooey on the inside.
    ? I hope that came out right....

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      bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      That might get you banned...

  3. archdaw profile image59
    archdawposted 7 years ago

    I am a Pinapple, Prickly on the outside, but once you get in you'll find me OOOH, Sooo Sweeeeet!1

  4. manlypoetryman profile image75
    manlypoetrymanposted 7 years ago

    Supreme Pizza w/ all the toppings!

  5. myownworld profile image83
    myownworldposted 7 years ago

    a crisp salad..hopefully leaves u wanting for more! wink

    (oooh...justin...u naughty girl!)

    1. manlypoetryman profile image75
      manlypoetrymanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Why does a grilled cheese sandwhich sound good all tthe sudden...? wink

      1. dohn121 profile image87
        dohn121posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Don't forget the tomato soup smile

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    L. Andrew Marrposted 7 years ago

    I'm a banana...

    I don't like me...

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    bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago

    I would have to be a big bloody steak.  I'm warm, raw and will fill you up...

    1. myownworld profile image83
      myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      ((lol....NOW that certainly is asking for a ban!....or is that just my dirty mind!))

      1. dohn121 profile image87
        dohn121posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Okay, thanks guys...NOW WE'RE ALL GETTING BANNED

        Sheesh, see you in all in 3 DAYS!!!

        1. myownworld profile image83
          myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          oh dohn...u poor trusting soul....we're all taking u down with us....!!

          1. dohn121 profile image87
            dohn121posted 7 years ago in reply to this

            If you're gonna go, go with a smile

            1. myownworld profile image83
              myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              lol !!
              this thread was doomed from the start!

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                bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                I'm trying to be good, but it's soo hard in here

                1. prettydarkhorse profile image62
                  prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  lolol

                  If I am a food I am a pie

                  or cotton candy, soft and sweet..

                  1. myownworld profile image83
                    myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    good, u can be dessert then!

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                  Home Girlposted 7 years ago in reply to this
        2. emievil profile image84
          emievilposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Serves yah right lol lol lol this thread is soooooo...mmmm, I don't know big_smile

        3. Daniel Carter profile image91
          Daniel Carterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          I was gonna say hotdog, but maybe not...

          1. myownworld profile image83
            myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            lol...yes, I would refrain if I were u...wink

            (justine u've GOT to do something about that computer!! time is of the essence here honey!)

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              Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

              I know!!!! Im reading thru all this and dieing laughing..sooo wish Id been here ealrier!!!
              well, since lunch is over...who wants dessert?
              I would be a cherry pie....

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                bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                3

                Cherry huh?  Isn't a bit late for that?

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                  Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  smile
                  its only 1:00 here..

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                    bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    I'm sorry, my disgusting mind took over on that one.

              2. Daniel Carter profile image91
                Daniel Carterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                If bloodnlatex wrote that it would be
                scarey pie.

                Okay that was dumb, but I liked it.
                smile

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    bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago

    I have a taste for a salad and grilled cheese sandwich.....

    1. manlypoetryman profile image75
      manlypoetrymanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Good combo... lol Good Thinking!

      1. myownworld profile image83
        myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        combo?? omg...!
        (((what's wrong with me??)))

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          bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          I'm just trying to plan out my lunch.  I'm not sure what you have going on in your pretty little head.

          1. myownworld profile image83
            myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            oh, dont mind me...Im just a corrupt thing... so youre sticking with the combo, or prefer another appetizer with it?

            1. dohn121 profile image87
              dohn121posted 7 years ago in reply to this

              3?  At once???

              1. myownworld profile image83
                myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                big_smile stop drooling guys....! u might get indigestion with all that....

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                Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                yeah, a three course meal!!!  lol

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              bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              I have a feeling that I will have my plate plenty full with a salad and sandwich.  I can't think of anything else I would want....

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          Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!
          I missed all the fun when my computer shut off for no reason!!!!

  9. Eaglekiwi profile image75
    Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago

    Im 'All ya Can Eat '

    Something for everybody lol

    1. prettydarkhorse profile image62
      prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      sure you are!

    2. myownworld profile image83
      myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      yes, join in eagle..the more the merrier! wink

  10. Eaglekiwi profile image75
    Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago

    Well was gonna say Kiwi , brown n fuzzy on the outside and sweet and juicy on the inside ,then decided nahhh why not go with the whole spread an be done with it lol

    Hubbin and Grubbin down at the O.K coral smile

    1. emievil profile image84
      emievilposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Hey EK, if you say kiwi, Mark might appear here and post that picture on how to prepare a kiwi. That is really unforgettable lol

      1. Eaglekiwi profile image75
        Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Ha Mark hes quite handy with the ole slice n dice thingy eh.
        Well I can outrun him anyday hehe lol was funny ,if yer not a Kiwi (I spose)

        1. emievil profile image84
          emievilposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          LOL I have to laugh at the image of you outrunning him or him running behind you. That's quite an image lol

          1. Eaglekiwi profile image75
            Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Yea while hes been Mr Smartypants and talkin dinosaurs ,I will get out my trusty rolling pin and do the haka ( remember those warrior guys, you were drooling over emi) lol well I learned a thing or two...trust me lol what were we talkin about now, lol.

            1. dohn121 profile image87
              dohn121posted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Hello, EK.  Violence doesn't solve anything...Except forum discussions lol

              1. Eaglekiwi profile image75
                Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                Hey Dohn wink the new avatar lol , you have been busy sewing a costume for Halloween maybe , hehe....

                No No no violence, I feel passionate is all bouts sum fings tongue

            2. emievil profile image84
              emievilposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Oooohhhh do I remember them. Maybe I should be their kiwi lol. We're talking about what food are you. big_smile

  11. IslandVoice profile image85
    IslandVoiceposted 7 years ago

    I have to go for 'Fruit Flambe', a hot and cold dessert, a mix of fruits cooked in butter, with a touch of rum, served still hot, and topped with vanilla ice cream to melt into the rest of the flavors -interesting, delightful, super yummy, and to die for.

  12. Ben Zoltak profile image79
    Ben Zoltakposted 7 years ago

    This is a tough forum when all you have is ramen in the house! I am, with out a doubt, a great big bowl of oysters on the half shell with a large bottle of Tabasco! OOOooeeeeee!

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    Madame Xposted 7 years ago

    A chocolate truffle! A little firm on the outside and buttery soft on the inside

    Sheer bliss when you take a bite smile

  14. europewalker profile image82
    europewalkerposted 7 years ago

    Raspberry chocolate cheesecake!

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    bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago

    So when is lunch anyway?

    1. myownworld profile image83
      myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      oh now we've moved on to dinner darling....!

  16. Daniel Carter profile image91
    Daniel Carterposted 7 years ago

    Um, okay then....since I can't be a hotdog, I choose something equally dangerous...
    White chocolate macadamia nut raspberry cheesecake.

  17. zadrobi profile image60
    zadrobiposted 7 years ago

    BACON. I'm irresistable and always delicious but baby, I just ain't no good for ya. hehehehe

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      Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      hahahaha good one. hey, bacon goes good on salad....

      1. myownworld profile image83
        myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        hey, I don't want no bacon on me!! yikes

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          bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          How about a light blood dressing?

          1. myownworld profile image83
            myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            big_smile I'd have imagined u wouldn't want any dressing....!

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              Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

              I think he said that recently....

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              bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              I believe you have a point there.  Nevermind me...

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          Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          HAHAHAAHA I am sorry, of course you dont.
          I just like bacon on my salads is all. I am sure your the type of salad that needs no other adornment! Sweet, fresh, crunchy, and all the flavors perfectly balanced.

          1. myownworld profile image83
            myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            lol!!! justine...u sound like one of the guys now...!!! wink

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              Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

              awww that always happens!!!!!

    2. Daniel Carter profile image91
      Daniel Carterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I might be mistaken but isn't pork the other white meat?

    3. Ivorwen profile image84
      Ivorwenposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Doesn't that depend on the amount?  Not a steady diet, but a bit can be wonderful.

  18. Ivorwen profile image84
    Ivorwenposted 7 years ago

    I am a home-made honey pecan cheese cake.  Satisfying, delicious, sweet and a tiny bit nutty, even in smallest amounts.

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      Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      but pecans are the good kind of nuts!!!

      1. Ivorwen profile image84
        Ivorwenposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        No nut is bad in moderation!

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          Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          lol
          lol
          hahahahhaha

  19. Helen Cater profile image60
    Helen Caterposted 7 years ago

    I am a Lemon pie. Sweet and easy with a tangy bite.

    1. Ivorwen profile image84
      Ivorwenposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Cool and refreshing.

  20. myownworld profile image83
    myownworldposted 7 years ago

    vooohooo....pecan pies, cherries, cheese cakes...all the fruits and nuts under the sky....we have quite an orgy for the guys here!

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      bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Do you mind if I use my fingers, or would you prefer I use a fork?

      1. myownworld profile image83
        myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        hmm...tough choice..i do like them hard....but I think I'll settle for the fingers....wink

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          bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Now you're talking.....

          1. myownworld profile image83
            myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            (((behave...spies everywhere....the two of us r going to be thrown out together)))

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              bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              At least I'll be in good company.

              1. myownworld profile image83
                myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                and well fed!! wink

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                  bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  I guess we're just have to take dinner to go!

                  1. myownworld profile image83
                    myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    yeah...too much in a hurry here...take a way should do...! wink

  21. Sexy jonty profile image61
    Sexy jontyposted 7 years ago

    I am coconut ....
    hard from outside but soft from inside ......

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    I'm Philadelphia cream cheese

    1. myownworld profile image83
      myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      you're good...cream cheese should fit in nicely....! smile

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      bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I'm always down for a good spread.

      1. myownworld profile image83
        myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        ROFL!!! stop.............. go get a sandwich or something! u sound starved!!!

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          bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          I've got to get something to eat...I'll be back later..

          1. myownworld profile image83
            myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            see, that's what salads do to u! wink

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    Justine76posted 7 years ago

    You guys, I dont want to be food anymore. Can I be a drink? I want to be a dirty martini

    1. myownworld profile image83
      myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      see now darling, u're taking this to another level altogether! let blood return and we can all toast to a bloody mary! wink

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        Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Hell yeah!!!
        Im all for another level!!

  24. Lisa HW profile image83
    Lisa HWposted 7 years ago

    (I'm afraid to even post in this thread - but what the heck...)

    I'd probably be a butterscotch or toffee candy - Sweet, rather than sour or spicy - but not the least bit soft.  Often square.  Pretty traditional and classic, rather than new and trendy.  Having the potential to break your teeth if you're not careful.   lol

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      Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      that was perfcet lisa. way better then coffee and saltines!!  smile

    2. myownworld profile image83
      myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      oh don't worry Lisa....that comes with a hidden warning! they'll leave u alone now! wink

  25. Lisa HW profile image83
    Lisa HWposted 7 years ago

    Justine, coffee and saltines did occur to me.  lol  (but there was something I was going to mention about the coffee that I was afraid someone on here would turn dirty.  lol)

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      Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I know!!! look what happend to my poor grilled cheese sandwich..the second I was typing it I knew...I just knew it would be trouble...
      I stand by it tho. I am all warm and gushy inside...

  26. Lisa HW profile image83
    Lisa HWposted 7 years ago

    Justine, it's not easy to come up with a food that people aren't going to turn dirty.   lol  I'd mention all characteristics of food I ruled out, but that would start sounding dirty too.  lol   I don't mind the dirty.  It's just that a square (like a toffee), traditional, and generally tightly wrapped (like a toffee) person isn't as unhibited as, say, A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH!    lol  lol   lol

    1. myownworld profile image83
      myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I know Lisa...I tried a dry salad...but even that fuels the appetite! yikes

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      Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      people are dirty I guess..
      what about, carob?
      I really cant come up with anything dirty about fake choclate. At best its disapointing.

  27. lorlie6 profile image85
    lorlie6posted 7 years ago

    Back on topic ladies and gents yikes)
    I'll be an artichoke.

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      Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      sorry

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        Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        but ya know..artichokes are supposed to be an aphrodisaic?

        1. myownworld profile image83
          myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          big_smile there we go again!!  ((we're just as bad as the men!!!))

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            bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            I thought if I left, this place would clean up a touch.  But I think it's worse now.

            1. myownworld profile image83
              myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              of course it is! don't u know there's nothing worse than a room full of JUST women?!!!
              (besides, we're onto drinks now..even toasted u one!)

              LOL@ lisa....ah....it was sinking ship from the start!

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                bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                Captain and Cokes for everyone!

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              Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

              any secodn now were all getting banned.....
              I was involved in a thread once..that was totally shut down in less then 10 minutes cuz it was "naughty"

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                Crazdwriterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                what? wow and I thought we were all adults on here lol

                1. Lisa HW profile image83
                  Lisa HWposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  Turns out we're not, apparently.   lol

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                    bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    I'm a pre-teen Swedish boy if anyone cares...

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                    Crazdwriterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    well why didn't anyone tell me? Here I am trying to behave and act like an adult and we aren't even adults? Shoot! lol

        2. lorlie6 profile image85
          lorlie6posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          You're so very right, ok, here I go, as you peel each individual waiting leaf, searching for the heart, your goal, your finality....OH GAWD.

  28. Lisa HW profile image83
    Lisa HWposted 7 years ago

    myownworld, lol   lol   (I'm telling you - there's no food but toffee that's reasonably safe, and I imagine even that could take a turn for the worse in the right mind.  lol)   

    Ok, lorlie6.  No more off-topic stuff from me (although I do notice you didn't elaborate on artichoke thing.  lol  )

    1. myownworld profile image83
      myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Lisa, u kidding me about toffee??? noooo way!! even i could come up with a couple there! wink

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    Crazdwriterposted 7 years ago

    hmmmm I have no idea what kind of food I am...I am sweet yet can be a real biyotch...I am rough yet gentle...anyone find a food that is a good one for me?

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      Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      sour patch kids!!!

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        Crazdwriterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        HAHAHA good one...okay so I am a bug bowl of Sour Patch Kids

      2. Lisa HW profile image83
        Lisa HWposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        How about an avacado?    lol  (Oops - I meant artichoke.  I always get the two confused).

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          Crazdwriterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          hmmmm that might work too...or maybe some guacamole (sp?)

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            bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Something else to spread!

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              Crazdwriterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              HAHA YOU took that one there not me lmao

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        bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Now don't bring kids into this.

  30. Lisa HW profile image83
    Lisa HWposted 7 years ago

    Justine, myownworld - Once someone takes stuff "down that road" there's no turning back.  This thread was taken down that road a long time ago.  lol

    myownworld,

    "Lisa, u kidding me about toffee??? noooo way!! even i could come up with a couple there! wink"

    Please don't.   lol

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      bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I may have had something to do with that.

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      Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I AM SORRY!!!!! I KNEW when I said the cheese thing it would happen, but I left it anyway..thinking just maybe.....it would be ok..now I cant stop!!!!
      Sorry Dohn!!!!

  31. myownworld profile image83
    myownworldposted 7 years ago

    LOL...corrupt..the lot of us!!  hell would be like this....drink and food and sex all day... and all of us in it!!

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      Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      see you there!!
      wink
      at least it wont be snowing!

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        Crazdwriterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        lmao Save me a spot!

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          Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          oh dont worry, well save room for shoes too!!!

  32. rhamson profile image76
    rhamsonposted 7 years ago

    FAT

    1. myownworld profile image83
      myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      now where did that come from?

      (lol @ justine!)

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      Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      ???????? you mean, thats what kind of food your are?

      1. rhamson profile image76
        rhamsonposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I might as well be. I eat too much of it.

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          Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          lol fat is yummy
          i still want to be a drink, maybe....a fuzzy navel?

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      bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Unfortunately, I have to cut the fat out of my diet....

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    bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago

    I almost got banned in a religious thread because I told them that Heaven didn't want me and Hell wasn't hiring so they were stuck with me.

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      Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I remember that!!!!!
      I didnt get banned, my discussion got closed.

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      Crazdwriterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      you almost got banned for that? wow lol

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        bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I send the place in an uproar, and there were quite a few people calling for my ban.

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          Crazdwriterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          oooo sad sad sad sad!

  34. myownworld profile image83
    myownworldposted 7 years ago

    ((MOW is being hung upside down in the deepest darkest corner of hell...she sends u all her love...watching blood lustfully))

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      bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I am being hung next to MOW looking back lustfully

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    Crazdwriterposted 7 years ago

    okay I skipped breakfast...so on to lunch for me...behave yourselves as much as you can lol

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      bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Keep it up and you'll be hanging with us

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        Crazdwriterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Shoot blood you should hear me in person with my friends. I am a very big pervert and can twist anything I say to be thought of in the wrong manner. lol big_smile

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          bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Well then we shall be in good company....

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            Crazdwriterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            YAY more friends! big_smile

          2. lorlie6 profile image85
            lorlie6posted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Perhaps I should have said "tender leaves"..

            1. myownworld profile image83
              myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              (((oh you're doing just great lori..careful CW u don't want to end up here....I've been doomed to have spanish meat balls for the rest of my life)))

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                bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                I'm right next to you.  Didn't we say something about dinner to go?

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              bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Or Soft, delicate feminine leaves

              1. lorlie6 profile image85
                lorlie6posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                Will you write my Hubs for me? yikes)

  36. mayhmong profile image75
    mayhmongposted 7 years ago

    Does chocolate count? I can be sweet and bitter! Arrrgh!

  37. love my yorkies profile image60
    love my yorkiesposted 7 years ago

    What food am I?  Well, I guess I would have to say a chocolate chip cookie with pecans.  Why?

    Cause i'm soft and gooey and a little nutty!  lol

  38. guidebaba profile image61
    guidebabaposted 7 years ago

    http://www.homemade-pizza-made-easy.com/image-files/pizza_cartoon_1.jpg

  39. Jery profile image60
    Jeryposted 7 years ago

    An artichoke, kinda rough on the outside, but I gotta good heart...ahhhh

    1. Ivorwen profile image84
      Ivorwenposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I like that!

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        zampanoposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        In france there is a joke that says :
        The artichoke is a plate for the poor.
        Because you got more on your plate when you finish
        than you had before you started.

        (actually, you need to have eaten an artichoke once to understand this joke)

        Hey Black Lilley
        You drink your lavazza typing on a Remington machine ?

        1. Black Lilly profile image59
          Black Lillyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          big_smile artichokes are really great...when not in my plate. Tried once, and it nearly ended like that joke... big_smile
          Yep, Remington. Just a bit more modern, I'd say, with a tv screen.

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    Useful Knowledgeposted 7 years ago

    I am a hot fresh, homemade apple pie.

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    Crazdwriterposted 7 years ago

    I'm gonna go with the guacamole...something spcy and tasty and good on a lot of things. lol

  42. Flightkeeper profile image78
    Flightkeeperposted 7 years ago

    I keep seeing this question and I still don't know.

    1. words cocktail profile image60
      words cocktailposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      After all that the thread has to follow...
      lol..it is okay if u STILL don't know..
      smile I enjoyed every bit of this yummy,
      delicious dining in words..
      but
      fightkeeper..
      I laughed to no end reading your post here!!

  43. prettydarkhorse profile image62
    prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago

    vietnamese beef pho noodles, chili and hot

  44. Tamarii2 profile image60
    Tamarii2posted 7 years ago

    bread -always needed

  45. Black Lilly profile image59
    Black Lillyposted 7 years ago

    Normally - Lavazza (coffee).
    Sometimes - whipped cream or chilli.

  46. dave272727 profile image60
    dave272727posted 7 years ago

    Jello!
    Or failing that, a McDonald's Cheeseburger

  47. Jonathan Janco profile image80
    Jonathan Jancoposted 7 years ago

    An english muffin.
    Difficult to open up, but once you get that done just warm me up, throw on some butter and enjoy.

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      zampanoposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      for a moment, I was confused trying to find out what you were talking about...
      but that was in another thread..
      uh ! muffins . yes

  48. jayjay40 profile image81
    jayjay40posted 7 years ago

    an egg sometimes sunny side up, other times scrambled, now and then pickled

  49. myownworld profile image83
    myownworldposted 7 years ago

    i used to be a crisp salad till I was eaten up here! wink

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    Denno66posted 7 years ago

    Creamsicle wink

 
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